The Battle For My Wallet IV: Return of the ZZUBs (Addendum, p.85; 07/12)

Just a reminder that tomorrow is the two week anniversay of your last installment. Hope all's well.......encouragement.....encouragement.......
 
Your trip reports are absolutedly wonderful. Sending prayers and warm wishes for you and your family.
Phyllis
 
Chapter Nine: He Had it Coming

It appears that a majority of Americans have changed their minds about who should be in control of Congress. It also appears that a majority of people who previously viewed this trip report have changed their minds as well. How else do you explain 42,000 views mysteriously disappearing? Do you think they judged this longer than expected trip report to be a quagmire?

Please don't cut and run just yet. I promise I'm not going to simply stay the course. I have an exit strategy.

Now then. Our dinner at Chef Mick's was good as it almost always is there. Dessert was even better. In addition to the two plates of Schpupin! sized desserts I brought back to the table, I also brought back a bowl of snow caps. I love those things.

I especially love that I can fill a bowl of them and nosh.

THAT’s vacation.

Eventually, our waiter brought the bill and I “paid.” For our family, Free Dining is at its best in a place like Chef Mickey’s. If I was actually plunking down the $90 for that meal I would have burst a vein, blown a gasket, lost my cool and three other clichés which mean relatively the same thing.

I went to retrieve the wheelchair for my wife. As I was walking out front, I had to step over and around several children just running about the restaurant. Not dancing with napkins, mind you. Running. With and without plates of food.

Where were mom and dad? Were these orphan children who came to eat at Chef Mickey’s? Were mom and dad in the casino? No parents ever came to claim these wandering kids who were creating quite a scene. As I wheeled the empty chair back to our table I was again accosted by the children of the candy corn. In my attempt to not hit one of them, I accidentally rammed Mickey Mouse.

Technically, it was his fault.

He really should have watched where he was going.

There were tons of kids all moving around in random, unpredictable fashion. Mickey was walking front of me, doing a kind of dance walk which was really ill-advised for a mouse. Under any circumstances. But in a crowded restaurant, with poorly behaved orphan children running around and an overtired, slightly ragey wheelchair wielding attorney trying to get back to his wife, it was an especially poor choice.

I cut right to avoid ramming a sugared up tweenager and Mickey jigged right at the same time. Mickey Mouse, meet the left wheel of my wife’s wheelchair.

”Sorry,” I said.

I’ve never apologized to a rodent before. Felt strange.

Not as strange as say, waiting in line to meet said rodent and have your picture taken with him. But in the same neighborhood.

He didn’t seem phased by our encounter. He acted like it was part of his choreography and then jigged the other way. Michael Jackson he’ll never be. Which is good for a lot of reasons. What with all of the adoring children. But the Mouse has got some moves.

I retrieved my wife and now completely sugared up but still remarkably well behaved daughter and we headed out of Chef Mick’s. I felt full. Not full full. Not Thanksgiving Dinner I have to go and die now full. But satisfied full.

We were headed to the Monorail platform because it had been a year since we rode the Monorail and it was time. But first I had a stop to make.

I didn’t realize how ritualistic I am but evidently a trip to Chef Mickey’s isn’t complete until I’ve visited the hard to get to bathrooms one floor below. You know the bathroom that looks like it was thrown in at the last minute when someone finally realized that there needed to be a restroom closer to the restaurant. It has a shoe-horned in feel about it.

But.

As long as we’ve been going to Chef Mickey’s, I’ve been going at Chef Mickey’s. I don’t miss a chance to use the Chef Mickey's bathroom.

I’m not superstitious. But why mess with something that works?

Memo to self: never reveal your true identity; this story makes you look like a complete dork.

Back up the narrow stairs, I found my wife and daughter and off we headed for the Monorail platform. Once we got to the platform, I reflexively asked the platform CM if the front was open. I felt like a dork doing it. I feel like a dork reading the words here. Yet, I haven’t edited them out. He said the front was full but we could wait for the next train. Like the full on Disney Dorks we are, we waited. When he told us the people in the front were getting out after all and we could have it, we responded with a very loud, “Woo hoo!”

By “we,” I mean “me.”

But you knew that.

You’re a dork, too.

Sorry. Consider this an intervention.

We abandoned the wheelchair on the platform and climbed into the front car of Monorail Purple. Which I promptly insisted was Monorail Green. Which made my daughter say, “No it isn’t, Daddy. It’s Monorail Purple.”

“No it isn’t, it’s green. Don’t you know you colors?”

I watched the wheels turning in her head. “Daaaaady. It’s purple.”

“Green.”

“Purple.”

“Green” What’s the point of having kids if you can’t screw with their heads?

The ride around the Seven Seas Lagoon was over too quickly. Any other time I’ve been on the Monorail it takes a long time to make it around the Lagoon. Not this day. We made lightening speed. No holds. No delays at any of the stops. The Resort Monorail was rather express.

Of course it was.

I needed it to be slow. When we boarded the Monorail, I noticed the time and if the ride had taken as long as it normally does, we would have had a great view of Wishes! as we looped the Lagoon. I’ve never been on that Monorail when it didn’t take a good 20 minutes to go roundtrip. But now that I needed it to be a slow ride, it was fast. Typical.

Also, Wishes! went off late that night. There was some weather in the area and I believe they held it a few minutes. Or my watch was fast. Or the Mouse called someone. Payback for running over his foot. Or Tinkerbell had eaten dinner at Teppanyaki Steak House and although she enjoyed the food tremendously, it was now having a nefarious effect upon her delicate system and she was using the facilities. And that is why Wishes! was late that night. They had to wait for Tinkerbell to, you know, finish.

There’s a Disney World you don’t see in travel books. Or read about on the Internet. Until now.

Back at the Contemporary, we retrieved the wheelchair and rode down to the lobby to retrieve our car from the valet. While we waited, Wishes! was going off. I picked up my daughter and walked a few paces to get around a tree that was blocking our view. You can’t hear the music from the Contemporary porte-cochere but having seen Wishes! several times and having listened to the music countless more times, I knew where we were in the show. Which only underlined for me what a freaking nerd I really am. And how desperately I need to get out more.

We missed the part where Tinkerbell flew which is ok because you can’t see her flight from the parking lot of the Contemporary anyway. So whether her otherwise perfect flight was marred by a tiny scrap of toilet paper stuck to her fairy foot, I don’t know. If you were in the Magic Kingdom on September 6, 2006 and you saw Wishes! perhaps you can tell us whether anything was askew.

It was a short drive back to the Lodge. We arrived with a few minutes to spare before the Electric Water Parade. We weren’t sure whether we could see the parade from our room so we went to the 4th floor balcony and watched from there. With about a dozen other people. And the humidity. And a pleasant smell.

Seriously. The Lodge courtyard has a very pleasant odor. Unlike whatever bathroom Tinkerbell had been held up in. This was a cross between honey and nail polish. Which is a smell I actually like. I don’t know what plants or flowers in the courtyard were creating the smell but it was very good.

The Electrical Water Parade is as dated and cheesy as the Wedway People Mover. And like the PeopleMover, it’s a Disney institution. I remember seeing it when I was a kid but if I’ve seen it since that lone stay at the Polynesian, I don’t remember. I confess I was looking forward to seeing it again. Surprisingly, my daughter thought it was pretty cool. During our stay at the Lodge, we caught it several times.

After the EWP, we headed back to our room. My daughter climbed up on the top bunk to play with her toys, my wife started washing her face and doing whatever it is she does in the bathroom for 30 minutes at bedtime and I got everything ready for the morning. I like to have everything set up before I go to bed so that in the morning, I'm ready to go. I was a little nervous about our first day in the parks because it was just me and my daughter in the MK. Although my wife had some of her strength back, she was trying to take it easy. She wasn’t going with us in the morning. She was going to sleep in and we’d see her when we came back in the afternoon.

It was just going to be me and my little girl.

I take my daughter out for dates all the time. So I’m used to having her by myself. Not just McDonald’s either. I’ve taken her for dinner at nice restaurants so she can put on her pretty dresses and be a big girl. She amazes me each time because she’s very well mannered and she can carry on a good conversation. She’s also very funny. But this was Disney World. I’ve never been alone with her in the parks. I’ve taken her for lunch or to the gift shop. We walked around the Lodge earlier that day. But for some reason, having her alone with me in the MK had me a little anxious. I was also feeling sad for my wife. She was torn; I could tell. She wanted to be with us and she wanted to rest. I promised her we’d be back in the room by lunch time.

I got our gear together and as I was putting some gum in the front pouch of my camera bag, I picked up our itinerary. I stared at it for a while. Looked through the page. I looked at the day I first sketched out our trip plans. Then I saw the several times I changed them. And the day I finalized our plan. Now it was a useless piece of paper. I threw out our flight plan. We were going to wing it. Put Isaac Newton in the driver’s seat.

Eventually, my wife emerged from her evening toilette and we parked ourselves on the bed to watch the pictures I took from the day. I jacked the camera into the port on the front of the tv and we watched a slide show of the day’s pictures. That’s a nice thing about the new tvs at the Lodge. We could watch our pictures on the big screen rather than the little screen on my digital camera.

“There’s Mickey!” my daughter shouted.

“Look at her sticking her tongue out,” my wife said.

“There’s Monorail Green,” I said.

“Daaaaaady.”

After pictures, we got my daughter situated and tucked into her bed and prayed with her. I climbed into our bed and enjoyed how comfortable it was. I've read that the “old” beds at the Lodge were kind of hard. This was not that way at all. It was very nice. Not quite as soft as the support Congressional Democrats claim they have, but also not as rigid as President Bush's "stay the course" rhetoric. It was in the middle. Like Joe Lieberman, Independent.

At home, I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow. Sometimes before my head hits the pillow. But at Disney World, I don’t fall asleep so quickly.

We all know why.

As I laid there in the cool darkness on the faux feather pillow, I listened to the quiet. Which was stunning to me. No kids crying. No people talking. No turbo flush. Just the hum of the air conditioner.

And the horn from the boats.

I don’t know if you can hear them all over the Lodge, but from our courtyard room you could hear them. They blow the horn when they come in and when they leave.

During the week, my wife said she found the horns annoying.

Not me. I imagined the boat captains were talking to each other like people use the bells on the surrey bikes.

A long toot blew right after I noticed how quiet it was. “Did you hear what happened to Mickey? Some nut ran over his foot at dinner.” A short toot came a few minutes later. “Serves him right!”

As I was falling asleep, I heard a long toot, “Hey ZZUB, don’t forget tomorrow is Morning Extra Magic Hour.”

A shorter toot a few minutes later, “Duh!”

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thank you for doing another chapter of your vacation.......we really do appreciate it....
I like the sounds of the boat horns .....it is sort of relaxing.....almost like the fog horns at the ocean.......peaceful
 
You know, it's possible TinkerBell was in the bathroom at the Contemporary and on the monorail with you, thus the need to get around quickly!

It could happen!
 
Thanks. I needed a reason to smile this weekend. What with all the losing the Tide has been doin'. Still, Roll Tide...Mean it!

ps- I loved the "children of the candy corn"
 
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Yay! Another ZUBB chapter! :cheer2:

Thanks for the perfect end to a lovely weekend! :hug:
 
You ACCIDENTALLY ran over the Mouse? We're supposed to believe that? Are you sure it wasn't payback for all those years of draining you bank account?

Excellent chapter as always!
 
ZZUB said:
Eventually, my wife emerged from her evening toilette and we parked ourselves on the bed to watch the pictures I took from the day. I jacked the camera into the port on the front of the tv and we watched a slide show of the day’s pictures.

This was something I looked forward to at the end of each day in the World.

I hope all is well with your wife.

Thanks for another great installment. :)
 
Ah. The beds at the WL. I loved those beds. I tried to smuggle them into my suitcase, but alas they didn't fit. :sad2:

Thanks for the update! :thumbsup2
 
Hey ZZUB. Great to hear from you again. And I agree. Loved the beds, but what was up with those HUGE, THICK pillows?
 
What's even more pathetic than being a huge Disney nerd? The feeling of satisfaction you get when you have the opportunity to OUTNERD one of your own.

It's the Electrical Water PAGEANT.

Memo to self: never reveal your true identity; this story makes you look like a complete dork.

And all this time, I thought you were protecting your family.

You can’t hear the music from the Contemporary porte-cochere but having seen Wishes! several times and having listened to the music countless more times, I knew where we were in the show. Which only underlined for me what a freaking nerd I really am. And how desperately I need to get out more.

By “we,” I mean “me.”

But you knew that.

You’re a dork, too.

Not me. I imagined the boat captains were talking to each other like people use the bells on the surrey bikes.

A long toot blew right after I noticed how quiet it was. “Did you hear what happened to Mickey? Some nut ran over his foot at dinner.” A short toot came a few minutes later. “Serves him right!”

As I was falling asleep, I heard a long toot, “Hey ZZUB, don’t forget tomorrow is Morning Extra Magic Hour.”

A shorter toot a few minutes later, “Duh!”

It's because we're all kindred spirits that we can relate to each of these examples of Disney Dorkdom. And not just relate, but completely and totally agree. I love any Disney sound I can hear from inside my hotel room. Reminds me of the magic awaiting me when I walk out the door.

Another great installment, Zzub. I'm looking forward to hearing about the Date of all Dates with your daughter - a morning at Magic Kingdom.

Thanks for this great read!

NM :sunny:
 
Thanks, ZZUB....good to the last drop, as usual. Happy to see the elections provided some fodder for your TR. Ran over Mickey's foot? I smell a lawsuit...or is that cheese? Srsly, it always warms my heart when you talk about your daughter. You sound like the absolute bestest daddy. Thanks again, ya big dork. Happy Monday! ;)
 
ZZUB said:
I went to retrieve the wheelchair for my wife. As I was walking out front, I had to step over and around several children just running about the restaurant. Not dancing with napkins, mind you. Running. With and without plates of food.

You know, every trip we have taken to DW, we've noticed scenes like this, but for some reason, this last time it was worse. Unruly kids with MIA parents were everywhere and completely out of control. It really started to get under DH's skin after about the third day, at which point he began running into them with a wheelchair.

Of course I'm kidding. We didn't have a wheelchair.

Or Tinkerbell had eaten dinner at Teppanyaki Steak House and although she enjoyed the food tremendously, it was now having a nefarious effect upon her delicate system and she was using the facilities.

This was FOFF. But which facilites? We need more details. If I had to guess, I'd say Canada.

As I was falling asleep, I heard a long toot

I bet you did.

I also brought back a bowl of snow caps. I love those things.

Okay, those things are gross. The hard little white things totally mess up the chocolate taste and get stuck in your teeth. You're back on Ignore for eating a big bowl of something so nasty.

But this...

I take my daughter out for dates all the time. So I’m used to having her by myself. Not just McDonald’s either. I’ve taken her for dinner at nice restaurants so she can put on her pretty dresses and be a big girl.

...was very sweet.

This was a great installment, Z. And the way I look at the Disney Dork thing is this: If you're dork enough to write about it and we're dork enough to read about it, it cancels itself out and makes us all cool again.

Right?

Keep it comin, ZZUB. Looking forward to reading about your day with your daughter.

:moped: :moped:
 
*sigh* We ate at Chef Mickey's 3 weeks ago. Like your family, we always eat our first Disney dinner at good ole CM's. I was bummed that the photo magnet is no longer included in the photo package. The guy that brought the pics to us said Kodak used to do the photography but don't anymore. I didn't think to ask who he was with. Doi. He said lots of people ask about the magnets - hopefully they'll bring them back.

It was crrrazy the night we went (is it ever not crazy there?). This time around I saw something that really surprised me. We had to wait for a table so we sat in the row of chairs that line the curved wall by where your picture is taken. There was a family sitting next to us and I guess they didn't feel like waiting to eat. The kids went up to the buffet line, filled some plates, and came back to the waiting area and started eating! I don't know what surprised me more - that they were doing it or that no one stopped them.

And, on yeah, :thumbsup2 on the SnoCaps!!

Debbie
 
Hey Zzub~

Got caught up last night, so glad you're back!!

I share your faith in the Lord, thanks for being a blessing to the DIS!! you never know what the Lord has in store, and it is truly a comfort to lean on Him when times are tough. Can you give us an update on Mrs.Zzub? Without spoiling the TR, of course... I will keep praying for her...and you, too ;)

Don't keep us hangin' too long!!!!

:wave:
 
Another great installment. One question---what klind of digital camera do you have? Thanks
 
ZZUB said:
I didn’t realize how ritualistic I am but evidently a trip to Chef Mickey’s isn’t complete until I’ve visited the hard to get to bathrooms one floor below. You know the bathroom that looks like it was thrown in at the last minute when someone finally realized that there needed to be a restroom closer to the restaurant. It has a shoe-horned in feel about it.


Zzub!!!
You know I found that bathroom this year! All the other times I have been there I've hiked it to the one near the elevators. Little Frick always has to go potty while we are eating. This one was totally empty and super fast. I found it after we had the pictures of us squished between the dishes!

How do you come up with a smell description of honey and nail polish? You like the smell of nail polish?

Anywho, glad you are back at it.

Toot.
 













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