Hey PD, can you pick up some margarita mix on the way over? Get it in gear, the steaks are going on the grill right now. How do you want yours cooked?
Tonights menu: Rib eye steaks, corn on the cob, baked potato and strawberry shortcake from scratch with home made ice cream. The novelty of being a SAHW has worn off and now I'm just looking for stuff to do. I have enough cookies and brownies to feed the entire 7th fleet

Oh, and you could eat off my bathroom floor tonight