The Ballad Of Riddlecon

[WillyJ]

The Ballad Of Riddlecon*

*Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Mrgaritaville



Sippin' on NyQuil
Waiting for the rain fall
All of those other tourists so confused
Bernie in a g-string
Towncrier in lime-green water wings
Hanging with the Riddlers with nothing to lose.. .

Wasted away again at the Days Inn pool
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that Bernie's to blame
And I know, it really was all his fault

Can't remember the reason
But it's good meeting Dan when I see him
Although he spent his time with those girls from Kalamazoo
And Rinatra's a beauty
And Dixie Dreamer's a cutie
How I remember that, I haven't a clue


Wasted away again at the Days Inn pool
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that Bernie's to blame
And I know, it really was all his fault


I blew out my brain cells
Survived the storms from hell
Hanging with Marla helped me hang on
Saturday night they said we were fools
Kicked us out of the pool
Went back to her room and got drunk with Elaine and John. . .

Wasted away again at the Days Inn pool
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that Bernie's to blame
And I know, it really was all his fault. .



Yes and some people claim that it was Bernie to blame
But now that I think
It was all Murphy's fault. . ..

 

[mickeyfan1]

Actually WillyJ, it's all John's fault! Ask any of the Angels.

 

[WillyJ]

Here now!! I can not stay silent when someone is slamming the brave patriot who not only spit tequila through his nose when I started with the verbal part of my Trip Report, but also took the time to steal Elaine's cash when he saw I was thirsty.. .

 

[mickeyfan1]

Originally posted by WillyJ
Here now!! I can not stay silent when someone is slamming the brave patriot who not only spit tequila through his nose when I started with the verbal part of my Trip Report, but also took the time to steal Elaine's cash when he saw I was thirsty.. .

A good move on John's part, keeping your thirst quenched! When are y'all leaving? Soon, right? I will see you on the 12th! Yea. Should be fun, wonder if they have Nyqil on tap?

 

[Boo'sMom]

uh....Willy...hate to mention it...but


IT'S ALL JOHN'S FAULT

 

[MerryPoppins]

But it's always John's fault.

 

[yepod]

Thanks for defendin' me Willy! After all you had to uphold your obligation to Gail with buying us all those drinks! We had to get the money somewhere

Did I really get drunk with Elaine, it was all kinda foggy
I DO remember Carol climbin' thru the window & someone snoring but that's about it. I wish I had written down all the Willyisms, I could be a millionaire by now

I thought they had Nyquil on tap at Ice Station Cool?!

And thanks to the ALL the Angels (at RC & regretably left at home) for remembering the truth!

 

[Towncrier]

Once again, Towncrier left town before all the "fun" started. I forgot that I was holding the bail money.

 

[DixieDreamer]

LOL!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Just to reiterate,

IT IS ALWAYS JOHN'S FAULT