"The Ballad Of Cathy Canada"

[WillyJ]

The Ballad Of Cathy Canada*

*Sung to the tune of Rick Nelson's "Garden Party"

She went to a CB party
To reminisce with some old friends
A chance to share old memories
And have some fun again

When she got to the CB party
Alex had changed her name
But everyone recognized her
Though they were still insane


But it's all right now
She learned her lesson well.
You see ya can't please everyone
So ya got to please yourself


Now people came from miles around
Yeah everyone was there
Crissup wore a speedo
There was magic in the air

And over in the corner
Much to her surprise
Was CharlieNJ in a pair of Zurg's Bad Shoes
And telling his classic lies


But it's all right now
She learned her lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone
So ya got to please yourself

Lott-in-dah-dah-dah. . lot-in-dah-dah-dee



Well they brought out all the old jokes
Dwarf brawls, Corn and Emu legs
Bernie brought his Angels;
Ran brought a keg

Then someone opened up
A new thread
And out stepped WillyJ
Drinking NyQuil like a-ringin' a bell
Until Maggie took it away


But it's all right now
She learned her lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone
So ya got to please yoursel

lot-dah-dah-dah (lot-dah-dah-dah)
lot-in-dah-dah-dee


She got to say hello to Olga and Glo
Mary Jo and the other ladies
Then Barry showed up and proposed to them all
It was time to leave


So if you wanna' hit a CB party
I wish you a lotta luck
And as CC found it's a lot more fun
When you don't give a . . .

. . .Well it's all right now
She learned her lesson well
You see ya can't please everyone
So you got to please yourself

 

[caitycaity]

But everyone recognized her
Though they were still insane

 

[DonnaS]

LOL Willy

Caity, I was going to quote that same section. BTW Willy, I prefer mentally disturbed to insane.

 

[caitycaity]

gmta

 

[debster812]

Ya know Will, the little voices in my head tell me I am perfectly sane, thank you very much.

Great Job on the Ballad!!!!!!

 

[CathyCanada]

ROFL!!!! I have to stop eating at the computer or I am going to choke on something!!
Thanks for the laughs, Will!!!
Cathy

 

[philaround]

INSANE?????????

INSANE???????????

INSANE?????????

TWISTED YES, INSANE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[browneyes]

*clap clap* *clap clap* Willy, you're so talented.

 

[DVC-Don]

Cathy who?

 

[Steve H.]

C'mon everyone -- we must learn to embrace our insanity!

 

[figmentvi]

Willy !!!! Maggie is so lucky to have such a talented sweetie !!!!

CC......I'm having major flashbacks looking at your user name with no "Webmaster" attached to it. Looks like the good 'ol days again !!!!


Linda

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

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Great song, Willy


insane ... so THAT explains it!

 

[WillyJ]

Thank you. . . thank you. . I can feel the love here in the room tonight. . .

Now for my next number; I'd like to pick up the banjo and play an old number for you all called the "I Got Them Ol' Friday On The CB, Everyone's Fighting, and My Homemade Valium Ain't Working Blues". . . a one and a two and a. . .

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Good one Willy

 

[aahmom1]

Great song Willy

 

[CathyCanada]

You know, you couldn't have picked a better tune, Will. I LOVED Ricky Nelson when I was a kid, sigh..........

Now you will be known as the Ballad man of the CB.
CC

 

[snuggles]

ROFLMHO Wally dear, what ever will you think of next! That was GREAT!

 

[Zurg]

ROFLOL so hard I'm SLAP (Snorting like a pig)

 

[Saffron]

ROTFLOL!

 

[paras4ri]

Originally posted by WillyJ
Now for my next number; I'd like to pick up the banjo and play an old number for you all called the "I Got Them Ol' Friday On The CB, Everyone's Fighting, and My Homemade Valium Ain't Working Blues". . . a one and a two and a. . .

It's Monday Will but I'd still love to hear that one too!
(btw.....maybe you should post that recipe for Valium on the recipe board!!)