The All New 3000 Loop

[plutospup]

...tongs not included

Dang, I knew there would be a catch!

 

[des1954]

You will be able to have real campfires on the 3000 loop, complete with a complimentary 1/2 cord of wood for a week's stay.

There won't be any need for a monorail stop, as each campsite will be equipped with a Jetson-like vacuum tube system for an extra $29.95 per 24 hour period. You can also opt for the "Port-Key" option for only $19.95 per 24 hour period. You must enter your KTTW card number to use either of these options.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Be careful though on the portkey. The first time using it can make you very woozy.

 

[3gr8kids]

You will be able to have real campfires on the 3000 loop, complete with a complimentary 1/2 cord of wood for a week's stay.

There won't be any need for a monorail stop, as each campsite will be equipped with a Jetson-like vacuum tube system for an extra $29.95 per 24 hour period. You can also opt for the "Port-Key" option for only $19.95 per 24 hour period. You must enter your KTTW card number to use either of these options.

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE!!!!! If you order within the next 10 minutes, you will also receive a complimentary "Sham-Wow" cloth, AND a Chia pet in the shape of Musket Mickey. (Shipping and Handling not included, offer void where prohibited).

 

[3gr8kids]

Be careful though on the portkey. The first time using it can make you very woozy.

It's not the portkey that makes you woozy - it's the gallon and a half of Kungaloosh that you chug at the Manager's Check In Reception.

 

[BradyBz12]

It's not the portkey that makes you woozy - it's the gallon and a half of Kungaloosh that you chug at the Manager's Check In Reception.

Which reminds me... every 3000 loop site will have the regulation water hookup and a second special purple spigot for the Kungaloosh hookup!

 

[Classof83]

The new 3000 loop is an Extreme Premium $1000.00+tax per night
Site includes
1. Golf Cart
2. Rv and Tent Mousekeeping
3. LP Gas and Charcoal Grills (lp gas & charcoal) include
Comfort Station includes
1. Towels and Face towels
2. All H2o skin and hair products
Private Pool includes
1. Towels
2. Snack bar
3. Free beer( 12pm-7pm)

There are no bugs or lizards and it never gets to Hot or Cold in this loop

Free beer only until 7pm?? Now that's a deal blower!