If you’ve followed me on other reports in the past, you know that a chronological style isn’t how I write.
Afterall, this would be a Monorail Crawl of epic proportions.
Ah! I've heard of people doing Monorail Crawls. I thought about doing it, but don't think it's for me.
Lightning and Mater honked as we drove in and showed us to our garage.
Nice.
we were doing the zoomy-zoom towards the CR.
Did you use your feet or the monorail to zoomy-zoom? I presume the former?
over the course of the trip, there were signs of progress just about everywhere around Disney
Actually... good time to do those. I mean... if the place is fairly deserted right now...
The very nice and capable CMs at the Cali Grill broke the bad news that there was no room, and a first-come-first-serve table would very likely not be available for at least 75 minutes.
Yikes! But... while I'm surprised a bit (Covid after all), I'm not
that surprised. It
is the Cali grill after all.
They recommended we head to The Wave. So we did.
And we’re so glad we did.
I've heard good things about the Wave.
But! Remember that little bit when I set my stuff down by Mikki?
You didn't...
You know that panicked feeling when your phone is gone? I had that. Multiplied by 1000%. Remember those wonderful planning cards I made? All my notes, plans, ADR numbers, games? Gone. But I didn’t know that until later that night.
You didn't know until later? How? I mean... hang on... I'll come back to this.
Wanna know something even funnier? All that was done before I had one drop of alcohol.
It's a wonder you didn't lose
everything by the end of the night!
The sweet ladies at the podium had already begun the process of having it sent to my resort. How, you might ask? I have a wallet phone and they’d found my ID and looked up my resort reservation using that. And that, my friends, is one of the reasons I keep going back to Disney.
Ah! Lucky for that. But... what happened to the rest of your belongings? I mean... you got your phone back, but they kept your cards???
Our goal was to make a complete circuit of all the Mono Resorts and have a drink and food at each one.
Yep. Heard of people doing that.
But let me fill in the gaps, since that’s why you’re here reading, right?
Right?
Right!
Do I get a prize?
I can tell, even with the mask, that she's beaming from ear to ear.
we were told that there was no “service” at the tables and that we’d have to go up to the bar ourselves to place our orders... which I did.
A minor inconvenience.
Within minutes, another server noticed us and came to the table to take or order. I let him know we’d already placed the order but he assured us that from then on our needs would be more than taken care of.
Um... so... that whole "no service" was just a prank? How very odd.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am not a huge bread fan in general, but this was truly GOOD bread.
Well, I
am a bread fan, so I'll have to keep this in mind.
It probably also did what it was supposed to and kept us from getting too loaded too quickly.
The crab cakes came out quickly as well and were absolutely delicious.
They look really good, too.
we decided to order a drink to share which I considered a vacation kick-start must:
So... if that video is still supposed to be viewable... it's not. It's labeled as private.
Sadly, the Mono platform isn’t. It’s completely gone
Really! Completely gone????
(Tiki Butts make me giggle.)
It was so strange to be in a nearly empty Poly lobby/lounge/’Ohana. I confess, I missed the happy hubbub.
Huh. Even with Covid... I can see how that would be... disconcerting.
It was a foregone conclusion that my drink choice would be a Lapu Lapu- a Mai Tai made tripley expensive by being served in a $1 pineapple. I didn’t care. This is what vacation dreams are made of.
I'm glad you spent the money. While I don't care for Lapu Lapus, it
is a vacation. Have fun!
It was delicious and went down far too easily, as Lapus always do.
Uh, oh!!!
You
sure you lost your phone earlier?
And... those two photos make it look like you were racing each other to see who could finish first!
The food was probably the worst I have EVER had on Disney property. Totally gross.
Ew. Really? I would've expected better from a resort of that caliber.
So much so that we literally tossed it in the trash.
You didn't ask for a refund or exchange??
The sushi was, no lie, made with canned cat food tuna (what my mom not-so-affectionately calls chunk light),
Ew. No thanks.
I had briefly contemplated buying the Surfer Tiki Cup but in the end decided to save my money and room for other souvenirs. They were kinda cute though!
Do you regret not doing so?
The path to the GF is always lovely and we enjoyed every minute. Here are some random shots along the way:
Lovely shots all...
But I really like this one.
And in this next one... Love the artsy looking nonchalantly over the shoulder look.
We were headed for the Enchanted Rose! To be honest, I’d only read a very small handful of reviews, but what I was seeing was absolutely glowing.
I've only seen
one review of it. And it was indeed glowing.
we ended up with a Lavendar Fog for me and an Island Rose for Mik.
The lavender fog sounds good. Not a Kahlua fan.
Sadly, the tableside drink service was not available. Stupid Covid.
Too bad. That would've been fun. And pricey, I'm sure!
we agreed on an order of the crab mac and cheese. Absolute loveliness of creamy perfection. The breadcrumbs on top added a nice crunch of buttery goodness.
mmmmmm.... sounds so good!
Our server noticed my enthusiasm and asked if I’d seen “the Library”. Obviously I hadn’t, but when he offered to show me the way, I was drawn in like an addict to the ER.
No way!
Do you know what the room is used for? Is it like Skippers, and just another room they can use, or did it look like more of a private function kind of place?
By now, in case you are wondering, we were a bit on the other side of tipsy. Giggly and goofy were more accurate.
We ordered a Lyft and got our happy hineys going.
We had a pre-arranged meeting with Tammie
Oh! Nice! I'd love to meet Tammie some time. "known" her for a long time, too.
Mik and I each ordered a… drink.
Not taking getting a little difficult when you see double??
I do know that we ordered a Tiramisu and magically 2 of them showed up.
Nice.
I do know it was by way of Lyft because we JUST missed the Skyliner’s closing. Which really sucked because that was the entire point of ending our evening here.
Well, shoot. But I'm sure you got a chance to ride later on in the trip.
Thought so.
I can't wait to go there and see it in person and start measuring drawers and stuff. I know that sounds weird to buy something without seeing it, but I did research online quite a bit and trust the go-between to steer me right.
In these covid times, I think more and more people are buying... everything, sight unseen. So it doesn't overly surprise me, no.
It is pretty big but not overly so.
Plenty big for all of us to live together and still have plenty of privacy.
That sounds good.
You want to have your own space.
Oh no. I am committed to my job and my roomie until at least September. Still mulling over logistics and timelines, but right now... shooting for Sept.
Ah! Okay, then you have time to plan.
It's got SOOOOOo much potential and I'm excited to start the process of making a space my own.
Happy planning!