The 40 Year Expotition

jaineparr

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I went to Disney Land back in 1968 and somehow, never made it down to WDW, though I was a Club member back when they first had it... Anyway, I recently got married to a Florida Boy, and after all the hoop-la was over with the wedding, I started asking when we'd go to Disney World? All the time dating, dashing up and down the East Coast planning the Wedding, visiting for Holidays and no Orlando? Finally, in early March of 2008, our Best Man announced that he and his wife were planning a trip and did we want to go along? Three days in May. Does a bear live in the woods? Of course we were going! And while we were at it, since we'd be splitting the cost of a room, why not add a few more days to the trip? It was decided. The Expotition would begin on Monday morning and end Saturday afternoon.

And so it began. I, the 46 year old woman, was finally going to get to go to Visit The Mouse after a forty year span. First ever trip to WDW for me, since it wasn't even open until October of 71. Whee! To make things even better, I was traveling with Florida Residents! I was sure that they'd know all the ins and outs of getting around WDW and all the neat and nifty hidden doo-dads. We began e-mailing and chatting on the phone about WDW. I mentioned Hidden Mickeys and there was much head scratching and Looks of Blankness from the Florida contingent. They'd never heard of them. I sent URLs and they went, "Wow! this is cool! We never knew about this!" I toddled out and got a book on them, to throw into the suitcase. I also picked up two guide books that shall remain nameless, as they did not have much Information of Use. What they did have was URLs, so I started on the Web, reading and sending links to the Florida contingent.

Let me describe us now, so you are not confuzzled. First, there is me. I'm a Planner. A Researcher. I am retired from a computer job and work part time as a personal trainer. I do photography, scrapbooking and a few other things. Eeyore is the one for me! Then there is Wonderful Hubby. He sells parts for big trucks and heavy equipment. He rides a Harley (that's how we met, I ride, too) and he's kind of a Beast/Sully person. He's also a very good dancer, Country Western stuff. Then there is Best Man, who drives a dump truck and has the most visible/audible sense of humor. If anyone could say something in a totally off-the-cuff way and get a CM playing the part of a character to break character, it would be Best Man. He's a Tigger kind of guy. Then there is Wife of Best Man, who works construction and has a sort of Piglet character, though she doesn't think so. She's a worrier, but she manages to have a lot of fun anyway. Her fave is Pooh. So, there are three Florida residents, and me. Well, Wonderful Hubby is a former Florida resident, but I still count him as a Florida Boy. Two couples, one newlywed and the other married for about 25 years.

By the end of March, we were going to look for Hidden Mickeys, we had reservations to stay on grounds at a cabin in the Fort Wilderness campground and Best Man was going to rent a golf cart somewhere less expensive and trailer it in. The flight reservations for us Northerners had been made. I was just starting to plan.

By the beginning of April, I'd read enough to realize that ADRs were going to have to be made, or we'd be standing in line and still might not get seated. Hungry me = Grumpy me, and I prefer Eeyore to Grumpy, ya know? I made an Executive Decision and started making phone calls. Best Man got the reservations adjusted, so I could add to them without going through him. In no time at all and without consulting anyone else in the Expotition, I made ADRs for our first night dinner at Epcot, our second day Breakfast with Eeyore and a Fantasmagic package. At that point, Best Man started to panic, thinking that all these ADRs were going to be for $100/plate kind of meals. We got that cleared up with only two or three phone calls. Hollywood and Vine is actually the least expensive Fantasmagic package. Best Man retaliated with our third night dinner at Chef Mickey's. All was well.

Wonderful Hubby/Beast is a Non-Planner, preferring to just let things happen and all this ADR schedule was starting to raise his hackles. So, just as I was getting on a roll, I put on the brakes and stopped. Screech! There were to be No Plans At All for Thursday, Friday and Saturday. None. Not any. Not even one. The official Plan for the Day was Nothing Planned. The Non-Plan was shared with the Beast and the teeth baring measure turned into a smile. I got three days to plan, he got three days to non-plan.

Best Man is part angel I think, sharing what he has and making life nicer for everyone around him. He has promised me that I will have a float for use in the pool of the sort that is usually displayed with some bone dry, fluffy haired arm candy draped over it, sipping on a drink with a paper umbrella while floating in the pool to show how effective the float is. I don't think of myself as arm candy, but with the right bathing suit, a little Photoshopping and taking off your glasses to look, I can pretend to be. That is how I plan to spend some of those non-planned days. I've got a plan for those days? Yeah, I said I was a planner. Because my plans are only for myself, I can get away with it. The Beast will continue to smile.


-In Which We Begin to Shop-

After some looking around, the husbands determined that it would not be cheaper to rent a golf cart elsewhere. One was reserved at FW. Wife of Best Man won Employee of the Month (again) and started shopping for things like charcoal for the grill with the gift card that she received. I went out and found a picnic tablecloth to toss into the suitcase. I might be a Yankee, but I know better than to arrive empty handed. I thought about what I was going to wear and started moving things around in my closets. The wives were just starting the shopping, the husbands had decided on the correct golf cart and were all done.

As a photographer with a goal of getting pictures of herself having fun, I needed to have at least one other person taking pictures. Any self respecting photographer has more than one camera and I had four. None were right for Wonderful Hubby to use, being either too complex, too large or 'I can't touch that, it's your Nikon.' (see my avatar for clarification) When the local camera shop had a tent sale, I made WH select some cameras that he'd be willing to use. I had final say, as I was not about to have him select a piece of trash with a lens on the front of it. He now has a Nikon Coolpix. To mollify him about the cost, I sold my Olympus DSLR set up and covered the expense. I always hated that camera, anyway. I was a Nikonian, hiding my true character.

Any self respecting photographer also has a selection of camera bags in which to haul around the lenses, flashes and accessories so near and dear to the hearts of photographers. I had none that would work for a Disney configuration. After more on-line research, I selected a Think Tank bag and used some of the Olympus $$ for it. It has a seam sealed rain cover that goes with it. Florida rain showers are a given.

I planned to use a tripod and photograph Wishes. I called Disney and asked twice and discovered that you are allowed to bring tripods into MK. Some places require you to register in advance and receive a permit. Disney does not. But the head of my tripod was huge and heavy and outdated in the way it works. The remaining Olympus $$ went for a new ball mount. There are good tripods and there are light tripods. I have a good one. Wonderful Hubby carries it for me. It's part of what makes him Wonderful.

I was still not done shopping. As a personal trainer, I work in running shoes. Since I'm not a runner (used to do about 12 miles a week) I know when they are worn out, they are worn out. Mine required replacement. One new pair later, I thought I was done shopping. Hah!

When taking digital photos, it is a Good Thing to be able to back up the card quickly, regularly and in a permanent manner. This means burning a CD of them. This can be done for a fee and with some waiting, at several locations in the parks. The CD burner on my HP laptop failed. It's old, wimpy and not worth repairing. I got a refurbished Dell with a 17" monitor. And 4GB of RAM, and dual processors, and, and, and... I can now back up my photos in the cabin, without paying Disney for the service. I also have a laptop that is more capable than the servers I used to support at the office.

At this point, it is still early-mid April. I have ADRs for four meals in three days, two of which are character meals. I have a lot of photography and computer equipment that I intend to drag along with us. I've got sneakers, I've got more reading to do.


-In Which More Persons Join the Expotition-

A 46 year old newlywed usually means there are stepchildren somewhere. I did not have children before I married. Wonderful Hubby has one son. He's named after his father therefore, I shall call him Junior here. Junior is a great young man, expecting to finish high school soon. He's in an alternative program through the local community college. After he gets his diploma, he'll enter the USMC. Hooyah! The alternative program should wind up before we leave Orlando, so he would be available to join us on Thursday or Friday and stay through Saturday. As Junior lives in Florida, spending time with his father before he sets off to become the third generation Marine in the family is important. Junior becomes the fifth person in the cabin.

But wait, there's more! Best Man and Wife have a son, also named after his father. Junior the Second will be staying with us as well. He's not interested in going to the parks, he wants to take his girlfriend out swimming with dolphins. Girlfriend? Yup. That makes Seven in one Cabin. Blink, blink... inhale, exhale, repeat. In with Ghandi, out with Ghengis... I can do this. Calm. Calm is the word. CALM! Do not think about how Junior likes to take 45 minute showers. Do not think about Junior the Second's girlfriend's long, thick hair that takes forever to dry. Close your eyes to the fact that you know Junior the Second is a slob. Keep breathing. In with Ghandi, out with Ghengis...

The slim and quickly vanishing hope is that Junior the Second and Girlfriend will leave shortly before Junior arrives. But it is still a hope and the best that I can do. Nothing is decided as of right now, other than we will be there and that we will have a good time.

-And Here, I Fell Asleep-

More on this pre-trip report later. I'm sure total strangers will be thrilled to read about the Great Scrapbook Countdown Page and the Proposal of a Proposal. There's also the Non-Plan to fill out and the Cake Hotline. In case you thought that was all, there is also the Handicapped Tag we must address. I thought planning a vacation was fun. I thought I knew how to plan. I thought it was going to be possible to plan. I'm re-thinking those thoughts. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.
 
Just as I'd thought. Total strangers have No Interest At All in my pre-trip happenings... I'll compose for myself and post later, if interest happens. As Eeyore would say, "Which I doubt."
 
No there are people reading! Give it some time, you posted the first one late at night and on Sunday morning things can be a bit slower. Don't feel like you have no readers. I'm here!

Looking forward to your trip, I always love hearing first timer's visits!

Allyson
 
Thanks, Allyson!

I'm in the midst of Pre-Trip Hysteria at the moment, but I'll work on the next installment as I wait for laundry to dry, or something...
 

I just posted my first pre-trip report too...and no one seems to be reading either...:rotfl:

Have a great time on your trip! Looking forward to reading about it!
 
-The Great Scrapbook Countdown Page-

First, a word from our Panic… The best thing about being married to a Wonderful Husband is that you can talk to him. This morning, after I lost a wake-up tickle fight, I was able to ask him about the schedule for the additional persons joining the Expotition. My slim hope has turned into a reality. Junior the Second and his girlfriend are departing on Thursday after dinner. Junior will arrive Thursday or Friday. Thursday might be cramped during the day, but who spends the entire day indoors at Disney? Not I.

-The Great Scrapbook Countdown Page, for real, this time-

Best Man, with his Tigger like qualities, admitted early on that he was not good at waiting. A veteran of over 30 trips to WDW and he still got just like a kid, all eager to already be there and not waiting to get there. Having gotten a Disney craft idea book, I was ready with a Plan. I’d make this countdown page, with pockets and tags and little poems on it, kind of like an Advent Calendar, but with only 8 pockets. I think it was the most complicated thing I’ve done in months. I had to sew the vellum to create the pockets, I had to create the tags and glue them to chipboard, to make them rigid enough to handle all the wear and tear they would get. I had to type up the poems, install Disney fonts on my computers, get the poems printed out at the correct size and on, and on. To create the title, I wanted to use my Cricut, but when I cut the letters, they were too large. I had to borrow a friend’s Cricut Expression, which has a better range of sizes, to cut the title. In the end, the scrapbook page looked like this.
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I think it looks great. I also used my Cricut to cut Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Pluto, Goofy and Cindy’s Castle. The Fort Wilderness stickers, I bought on sale.

While I had thought that getting the Cricut cartridges would be an unjustifiable expense, I compared with buying Disney stickers. To get the equal assortment of embellishments, I’d have to spend far more on stickers than I ever spent on a cartridge.

I had a box the correct size and Wonderful Husband shipped it to Best Man for me. When it arrived, (well before we had only one week left) there were many phone calls back and forth about how great it was. After all the work involved, I felt very good about giving it away.

Was that the only thing that I created? Not by a long shot! I wanted to meet characters and get autographs, so I had to create pages for the characters to sign. I looked a a lot of different ideas and decided that the best one for me was simply a set of plain, edged 4x6 pages, tucked into a folio. It looks like this on the outside.
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And it looks like this on the inside. Simple, elegant and very, very Mouseworthy.
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Did I stop there? Hah! And again hah! Nope. I wanted to make envelopes that I could store memorabilia in and not get it all mixed up as to which day we did what. So, I made a set of envelopes, labeled each one and decorated the front. Then I also inked the edges of CD sleeves to match. Remember, I’m short on time, so I didn’t want to decorate the sleeves. The envelopes turned out well, except for Cindy’s Castle, which I could not cut large enough. Beast I cut with the borrowed Cricut Expression, but I couldn’t keep it for long enough to cut the castle also.
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I think they turned out well enough, But I'm biased.
 
I love them! I love me a good crafty project! Nice job!

Allyson
 
Thanks!

I had time to get more bits and bobs of the pre-trip report done, but am not awake enough to post right now. I've been looking through pictures... I've got about 1200 photos to cull through. Yikes!!!
 
-The Proposal of a Proposal-

Something I enjoy doing at character events is saying or doing things that make the folks break character. I’ve had pilgrims completely lose their place in the spiel, stopped storytellers in mid-story and so on. Nothing you couldn’t share with your grandma, but just something that gives them a giggle. Somehow, I decided that one of the guys should propose to Minnie. Wonderful Husband is not that kind of guy, but Best Man is right there. I set out to create a Ring. It took several tries, but I got something made out of Sculpy that I was planning on covering with rhinestones. Yeah, right. I’m not that kind of a girl. Paper, I can do. Rhinestones and I don’t get along that well. So, if we can find something that will work as a Minnie sized engagement ring in the first two days at WDW, Best Man will propose to Minnie at Chef Mickey’s on Wednesday night. Best Man also requested some time being tutored on technique before the actual event. We shall see what we can come up with. If it happens, it happened, if it doesn’t, it didn’t.
 
-About That Handicapped Thing-

Best Man is Pooh sized and then some, though he’s been losing slowly, safely and steadily. He’s got horrible knees and gout. Best Man’s wife has had multiple back surgeries and not all of them were successful. This means that they do not walk for long distances, nor do they walk fast. This means that there are a few rides that Best Man does not fit into, some places that he won't go, because of stairs (Swiss Family? No way!), and there are even more rides that Best Man’s wife will not go on, because of her fragile back. She carries a lot of meds for her back pain, of the scary strong type. I have no desire to cause either of them pain through commando park touring, so I’ve cut down a great deal on my expectations and I have not planned any ride schedule, because I’m not sure which rides they will be able to ride at all.

The only things I can do are pay attention to what they are not saying and not present them with a long and detailed list of the rides that I want to go on, because they will run themselves into the ground trying to get through that list, just because they know that I want to go on those rides. I dare not make even an 'easy' day plan because I don't know their definition of 'easy.'

I work part time as a personal trainer, and as I commented earlier, used to run about 12 miles per week. That I don’t run now is not a medical thing. I just hate running. Wonderful Hubby can’t keep up with me, but he does pretty darned well. Can I plan around this disparity of abilities? No. I know that they will be happy to sit and hold our stuff while we go on the rides, but the trick is going to be getting them to the ride in the first place. They just don’t do distance walking.

What I really want to do is to study the park maps and my favorites lists and create a commando touring plan that will have us getting Fastpasses, hitting rides with shorter lines and blasting right through the parks, section by section, Land by Land. I can do commando, they can't. Therefore, we will not do commando touring at all. I can't even let myself think of it.
 
-My Little Red Book-

I made a lot of minibooks as a challenge project in February and decided to use one for keeping notes on Disney things like hotel reservation numbers, what time and location and estimated price our ADRs would be and things like that. Because I didn’t want it to be plain, I hauled out the Cricut and put a Mickey head on it.

It looks like this.
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It’s small enough to carry easily; it’s only 4 inches tall and 3 inches wide. It saved me from many a moment of frustration while making ADRs. They'd ask me for our reservation number or to verify an address or phone number and I had the information handy.
 
Where did you get all these great ideas?? I love the little book. I do the same thing, but I just carry around a piece of paper that has all the info on it. The book is SO cute!
 
Mostly, I decided the more I use my Cricut cartridges, the better. If I use them once, they are a luxury that I probably shouldn't have bothered with. If I use them dozens of times, they become a more reasonable purchase. Because I didn't have a lot of time to work on projects, I had to use some things I'd already made and limit the decorations I put on new projects.

That little red book is a glue-free book made by folding and tucking paper so it holds itself together without glue. I can remove the pages inside it and replace them with a fresh set very easily.
 
I'm so glad I found your report! I'm a fellow scrapper myself who is hoping for a Cricut for her birthday in a couple weeks...

Since your report said a few days in May, I'm assuming you've already taken the trip and we'll be hearing about your adventures soon? Can't wait!
 
-The Cake Plan-

I decide to splurge and have a cake delivered to our first dinner, which will be at Epcot. It won’t be a lot, and we will then have cake to eat for dessert all through the week. By the end of the week, when the cake isn’t any good any more, we can toss the leftover bits and not worry about taking a cake on the plane. Yay me!

I dig up the phone number for Disney Dining, call them and get the # for the Cake Hotline. Call that # and leave a message. They return my call the next business day and we make plans. I want flowers and two dates, 1968 and 2008, to celebrate my return after 40 years. This is supposed to be a surprise to Best Man and wife. However, I completely blew it and sent Best Man a copy of my notes and plans and didn’t think to delete my notes on the cake delivery. My bad…

Talking with the folks at the other end of the Cake Hotline was a very pleasant experience.


-In Which the Last Non-Plan is Completed and Packing is Complete-

Wonderful Hubby has plans to hang out at the pool, drink beer, and do very little. If we go to a park, we go to a park, if we don’t, we don’t. Twitch, twitch, shudder, shudder. I remind my screaming child to be quiet and be happy. We are together, we are not at work, and I will get to some parts of WDW, if not the whole thing, because nobody can do everything in all four parks in just three days, no matter how well they plan.

Junior calls three days before we will leave and talks with his father. Being closely related, they have the same sort of plan. Junior will show up at our cabin on either Thursday or Friday and spend time with us. Doing what, they have no idea. That is as far as they plan.

Shortly after the non-plan was completed, I decided that Wonderful Hubby and I would share one large suitcase, because I had only one suitcase that my tripod would fit into. I've seen people move across country in smaller suitcases, so you understand that this is a BIG suitcase. It has wheels, though and it's sturdy. But if you don't fill it, things rattle around inside it and get broken. I certainly wasn't going to take that many clothes. I spent days putting things in and taking them back out again. It took Wonderful Husband less than 1/2 hour to pack his things. Sometimes, life isn't fair.

To retaliate for this unfairness, I asked Wonderful Hubby to call and arrange our transportation to the airport. He searched the internet for a few minutes, made one phone call and was done. The car was to arrive no later than 5:00 in the morning. In that firm, masculine voice that means if the car is late there will be 'issues'.

-At Last, We are on the Road!-

The car showed up at 5 minutes before the hour. I left the house so quickly, I was wearing the wrong glasses. I'd packed the right glasses and needed something so I could see what I was doing. Wonderful Hubby warned the driver that our bag was heavy, but the driver thought Wonderful Hubby considered any large bag to be heavy. Ummm, that's a LARGE bag and it really was heavy. I was dressed for Florida, not Virginia, and the driver would not use the defog setting, he'd just open the window for a few minutes. At 55 miles per hour, before dawn, when it was probably somewhere in the fifties. I felt like a popsicle by the time we reached the airport. But I knew I'd warm up soon. Three hours and we'd land in Orlando!
 
Here I am doing the final unpacking, and I remembered something that I hadn't mentioned in all the pre-trippiness. I printed out a lot of copies of our information on a sheet of paper, with our names, home address and our cell phone number. Because I didn't know where we'd be staying in the Wilderness Campground, I just included that as a 'staying at' line at the bottom. Then I cut them up, like address labels, but I didn't want them sticky. I put those little slips of paper everywhere. I had at least three in my camera bag, I had one or two in my park tote bag, there was one in the slipcase for the laptop, one in each carry-on and a few tucked here and there in the suitcase.

The hope was that if we were to get separated from our belongings, anyone who found them would know how to contact us to get them back into our hands. (We never needed them.)
 
Good idea on the slips!

Looking forward to when you start telling us about the trip itself!

Allyson :)
 
Actually, I'm in the middle of documenting the process of making a shaker frame using some Mickey confetti we got at the Crystal Palace. I think that will go up before a TR. Hey, I'd rather make fun things than write about a trip. Sharing :idea: :idea: appeals to me more than fussing about 6 people and one bathroom.
 


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