Thats as useless as....

[Born 2 Fish]

What sayings have you heard ,,(old/new or make one up) ?

Thats as useless as , a glass cricket bat.

As a flammable fire extinguisher.

As a blind lifeguard.

 

[stpetedisneydad]

T!ts on a bull

 

[2goofycampers]

hands on a digital watch

 

[poohbearwithme]

T!ts on a bull

My dad use to say on a boar hog...

 

[grumpythis]

My Boss

 

[AuntBJ]

a one-legged man in a kicking contest. (OK, there is usually another word in front of kicking...)

 

[Born 2 Fish]

As useless as,,

an ashtray on a motorcycle...

a snooze button on a smoke alarm...

sun light in a dark room.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

useless as,,

some of the young people I work with.