That Pirate Stole My Tiara: The Pre-Trip Report

[ckret01]

Lovin' your trip report already....count me in

p.s. Love your personality and the way you tell a story

 

[2xcited2sleep]

OMG the drama! I would have freaked out! Glad it ended with you getting to the airport on time. I was going to say "ended well" but the title of your next installment gives me pause...

 

[acm563]

I too am really enjoying your trippy so I am in for the duration

 

[TarzansKat]

Yeah, about that, I'm obviously going to hit on that before you do. You ok with that? If I go into great detail and all?

I have no problem with you going into great detail. Write away, my dear. And you will hit on that WAY before I do. Seeing as how it's basically my end, and sort of your beginning. And a great end/beginning it was.

You are forgiven your tardiness.
And the next 76 sins.
Because, hot toddy! that man is easy on the eye!

Do you remember what I said about the tank top? And the grin. On the DIS, we'll call it the come hither look.

( And how convenient that I can "tote" that very face around whenever I want thanks to a certain pretty !)

Mmm...it is convenient.

We miss him.


And the rum.

So, so much.

The overwhelming amount of work we STILL need to do in the new place.
IF we stay in the new place.
::sigh::
ANYWAY.

Best laid plans and all that.

You know where this is going, right?

"Yes, please, honey." :: plink,plink :: <--- those were my eyelashes batting

Seriously, plink plink? Those most be some heavy suckers!

I was thinking more like, flutter, flutter.

I walked over for a final good-bye kiss and as my lips were about to reach his...

the car shuddered and konked out.

Kiss interrupted.

The car stalled out. Again.
I wish I was kidding.
I'm not.

This time she will NOT turn over. And I happened to notice that me "Feed Me Gas Or Die" light is on.

Girl interrupted.

we FINALLY had that good-bye kiss

Well, thank goodness!

Cody. Cody is my mom's black Lab. He's 3. He needs Prozac. I'm not kidding. Makes for an interesting ride. This dog needs to visit my therapist more than I need to visit my therapist.

You're serious? I mean, seriously serious. The DOG is depressed?

UP NEXT: Vomit: The Disney Secret. And No. I'm REALLY Not Kidding

Words that I never thought would appear in the same sentence together.

 

[shellywalker]

I'm just joining in on the fun! Can't wait to read more!!!!

 

[OhioDisneyLover]

 

[AURORA73]

I just read your entire Pre-Trip report and loved it. Now I am enjoying the start of your Trip Report.

 

[Tinkerbellarella]

I carried a watermelon.

Sylvia?
Yes Mickey.

I am also assuming that everything was fine with Baby when your Dad checked her out.

Yes. She was just hungry. And BF even drove her to the new house for me to save me that extra trip on the way home to the airport.

Have I mentioned he's a keeper?

I am really intrigued and slightly horrified with your title for the next chapter.

Lovely. I'm intriguing and horrifying. And not surprised. LOL

Wow! Drama before you even left the driveway!

That's how I roll.

Whew! Glad there was only a minor hiccup in the plans, and that you made it to the airport!

I would say, "Thus ends the first day's indigestion" but that's not exactly true.

Hopefully ther is caffeine in your future.

We opted out on the caffeine for reasons which will be recounted shortly.

p.s. Love your personality and the way you tell a story

Aw. Thanks and welcome! I love the Yorkie in your sig. My brother and his GF have a Yorkie named Sophee, so I'm slightly partial.

I was going to say "ended well" but the title of your next installment gives me pause...

Mhmm.
Yup.
::sigh::

I too am really enjoying your trippy so I am in for the duration

Yay and hello and welcome!

I have no problem with you going into great detail. Write away, my dear. And you will hit on that WAY before I do. Seeing as how it's basically my end, and sort of your beginning. And a great end/beginning it was.

Roger, roger.
And I totally agree.

Do you remember what I said about the tank top? And the grin. On the DIS, we'll call it the come hither look.

Kiss interrupted.



Girl interrupted.

Now, if only I was making a 'Girl Interrupted' type salary...

You're serious? I mean, seriously serious. The DOG is depressed?

Seriously serious. Only, he's actually more anxious than he is depressed. He whines when he doesn't know where he's going in the car.

Which is all the time.

He's lucky he's cute.

I'm just joining in on the fun! Can't wait to read more!!!!

Welcome to you both!!!

I just read your entire Pre-Trip report and loved it.

Thanks and God bless you!

Ladies and gents, I'm working on the next chapter. It'll probably be up in the next day or so, as I'm a little behind on getting my photos uploaded and since I promised askelton pics in the next chappie, i don't want to disappoint. She might come and take away my new favorite O.P.I. nail polish (which is Black Cherry Chutney, by the way. )

 

[ILuvCrush]

OK U R too funny!!! I'm subbing so I can indulge in your witty TR to keep me busy til MY Disney-Eve!!!

Paula

 

[trixiequilts]

Cody. Cody is my mom's black Lab. He's 3. He needs Prozac. I'm not kidding. Makes for an interesting ride. This dog needs to visit my therapist more than I need to visit my therapist.

We had a vet who actually wanted to prescribe Prozac for one of our cats because she always went potty right outside the litter box! I kind of did this and then this and then found a new vet. And then we got rid of the cat.

 

[Lady Lallie]

Marc adopted a dog that had to take prozac. It was a bit ridiculous. I swear if Sulley was a a human child instead of my kitty child, he would need medication.

 

[If U Had Wings]

Car issues right before a trip are always my vacation nightmare!

Can't wait to hear more.

 

[ZZUB]

"Yes, please, honey." :: plink,plink :: <--- those were my eyelashes batting

How dry are your eyes that they make a noise when you blink? Seriously, you might should try some Visene. Or get a prescription for something.

Sorry to hear your car died, but as a man and at the risk of sounding insensitive, I'm telling you, it's your own dadgum fault! Cars run on gas the way we run on food. The light is THE NEXT TO THE LAST WARNING, not an early warning! You should never let the tank get that low so that the light even comes on.

Between your dry, crunchy lashes and empty tank, I'm really beginning to question your character.

Also: on behalf of people who really want to read your TR but not so much have to scan through pages of other stuff, would you put links at the end of each chapter and/or links on the first page?

 

[2girlsmom]

Great TR! And ZZUB, I'll have you know that you sounded JUST like my dh in your post, as I ALWAYS wait not until the light comes on, but till after my miles to gas pump gauge is blinking too (which starts at 29 miles left in tank) and after that I will go to the gas station 6 or 7 miles away so I can pay $.20 less per gallon.

 

[askelton]

Obviously your grandfather was nothing like my grandfather. You must put gas in the car when the gage is between 1/2 and 1/4. Preferably closer to 1/2. My mother got this lecture (the entire time she was driving the car less than 1/2 full), so in turn I got the lecture. And no, I don't do that, but I also don't let it get past 1/4. much.

 

[PrincessV]

You're a much nicer person than V. Not only would Baby be put in a corner after pulling that carp, Baby would be pawned off for parts south of the Mason-Dixon. (NO Roadhouse)

Sheesh, what a start! Fingers crossed that things improve quickly in the next chapter. Though with "vomit" in teh title, it's not sounding too good...

 

[Smileybug]

I'm shocked you didn't break out some serious not so nice seusification when your car ran out of gas. I'm so glad ya'll made it to the airport.

 

[FreFam5]

Obviously your grandfather was nothing like my grandfather. You must put gas in the car when the gage is between 1/2 and 1/4. Preferably closer to 1/2. My mother got this lecture (the entire time she was driving the car less than 1/2 full), so in turn I got the lecture. And no, I don't do that, but I also don't let it get past 1/4. much.

I had to check your picture to see if we were related because my mother also got the same lecture from her father and in turn she lectured me!!!

 

[FreFam5]

Subbing - I'm enjoying your trip report and will be going to the Poly in NINE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to read more about your trip!

 

[AGPrincess]

Hey Tink! So glad to see you started your trippie! Great job so far and can't wait for more!!