test.

[marypops!]

Frankie
We're about to experience a little bit of turbulence, and then a lot of falling.
Rory
This is the captain speaking, we're out at the moment, please leave a message after the tone.
Hugh
Don't panic, just think of it as landing more vertically than normal.
Frankie
Help me with my seatbelt Abu, I can't do it with this damn hook.
Hugh
OK Captain Thomas, when I tap the windscreen, I want you to stop.
Rory
(simply hums Wagner's 'Flight of the Valkyries' from 'Apocalypse Now')
Frankie
If you look out over the right wing, you'll see the burning remains of the left wing.

 

[poisoned apple]

Frankie
We're about to experience a little bit of turbulence, and then a lot of falling.
Rory
This is the captain speaking, we're out at the moment, please leave a message after the tone.
Hugh
Don't panic, just think of it as landing more vertically than normal.
Frankie
Help me with my seatbelt Abu, I can't do it with this damn hook.
Hugh
OK Captain Thomas, when I tap the windscreen, I want you to stop.
Rory
(simply hums Wagner's 'Flight of the Valkyries' from 'Apocalypse Now')
Frankie
If you look out over the right wing, you'll see the burning remains of the left wing.

you get 4 lmao's for that one...

 

[CrazyChik]

haz you're so full of yourself...
jk...

Where did that come from?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

 

[marypops!]

UNLIKELY LINES TO HEAR ON A SCIENCE PROGRAMME
Frankie
After working on the equation for thirty years, Professor Stephens made an incredible discovery - his wife had left him and he'd wasted his life.
Hugh
The trade in human organs is shocking - this kidney cost me nearly a tenner.
Andy
Today we're going to be making a bomb using chapatti flour and hydrogen peroxide.
Frankie
Which is faster, a dog or a crossbow bolt?
Jo Caulfield
And that's how God created the world in seven days.
Russell
I escaped from a petri dish! What am I?!
Andy
Hello. My name's Jade Goody.
Frankie
And that is how we can prove that aluminium is gay.
Hugh
A cure for acute depression may be just around the corner. Oh here it is - a train.
Frankie
And, as the mighty lion shakes the life out of this tiny gazelle, I feel strangely horny.
Adam
Well, that test was conclusive - cats have one life.

 

[CrazyChik]

UNLIKELY LINES TO HEAR ON A SCIENCE PROGRAMME
Frankie
After working on the equation for thirty years, Professor Stephens made an incredible discovery - his wife had left him and he'd wasted his life.
Hugh
The trade in human organs is shocking - this kidney cost me nearly a tenner.
Andy
Today we're going to be making a bomb using chapatti flour and hydrogen peroxide.
Frankie
Which is faster, a dog or a crossbow bolt?
Jo Caulfield
And that's how God created the world in seven days.
Russell
I escaped from a petri dish! What am I?!
Andy
Hello. My name's Jade Goody.
Frankie
And that is how we can prove that aluminium is gay.
Hugh
A cure for acute depression may be just around the corner. Oh here it is - a train.
Frankie
And, as the mighty lion shakes the life out of this tiny gazelle, I feel strangely horny.
Adam
Well, that test was conclusive - cats have one life.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Annoy, annoy.

 

[marypops!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcvBAgYHHu4

 

[CrazyChik]

rawrrr

 

[marypops!]

Am I the only guy who doesn't find football exciting?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I'm sure you're not, George. As far as I know, Billy doesn't.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Football as in soccer, or as in football?

Because soccer is annoying to watch because you can't really see much, and football just sucks.

 

[AbsoluteAwesome1]

Do you mean soccer or real football? xD

Because I find soccer really boring.. even though I played it for like 4 years.
Football's only fun when you're at the game.

But I'm a girl.

 

[marypops!]

Both? I don't find watching any sports enjoyable, and I don't like to play many sports either.

 

[CrazyChik]

Horse-riding is the only sport I can watch and take part in.
I like watching rugby too but that's it.

 

[Babyjustrun]

i can only handle watching volleyball.
Soccer is okay to watch if you're there, but if it's on tv, it's mostly an aerial view and you can't tell who is who.

 

[AbsoluteAwesome1]

I kinda hate sports...
I like going to sports games, though.
There's interesting food and sometimes hot guys. XD

 

[CrazyChik]

This homework is beyond the realms of stupidity.

 

[Captain Brain]

I have to type an English paper sometime tonight. Hmmm. Should be easy peasy.

 

[CrazyChik]

evil non-replier