test.

[poisoned apple]

Newport is a town near me xD
It's really rough there.
Random info lol.

I'm glad you're ok!

cool...

 

[CrazyChik]

cool...

xD
Whenever we drive through it my dad points out the various spots where people have been killed.

 

[marypops!]

4. A conical flask contains mercury to a depth of 60mm. The base area is 2500mm squared. Atmospheric pressure is 10 to the power of 5 (100000) Pa. Find the total thrust on the mercury surface and the total thrust on the base. (Hg area = 2000mm squared)

 

[CrazyChik]

I'm not going to lie. Power gives me wood.
xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

There is a Newport, RI -__-

 

[marypops!]

John Oliver: [Unlikely things to be said in programme indents] You're watching ITV1... Why are you doing that? I've got the listings here and... we've got nothing!

I'm giving up with my homework. I don't get most of it. You guys don't get most of it. I believe they're all trick questions...

 

[CrazyChik]

Unnerving things to hear in a medical examination:

You'll live. For about a week.

 

[poisoned apple]

Unnerving things to hear in a medical examination:

You'll live. For about a week.

good one...
Gaudeamus Hodie is a really annoying song that gets stuck in your head...
it's the same four latin words over and over...
it means rejoice today...
i like I'm Goin' There!...

 

[CrazyChik]

There is good news and bad news. But don't worry I can pass the bad news onto your widow.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Now to the English!

-_-

Stupid sermon thingy.

 

[marypops!]

Rory (as George Bush)
My fellow Americans.
Hugh
And people of New Orleans.
Rory
Last year you re-elected me as President of out great country.
Hugh
If you think I'm stupid, what does that say about you?
Rory
Last year in the State of the Union Address, I concentrated on domestic issues.
Hugh
I didn't want to talk about Iraq.
Rory
This year, I'm gonna concentrate on energy.
Hugh
I still don't want to talk about Iraq.
Rory
See, we face in America, a great energy crisis.
Hugh
You see in America, we have created a great energy crisis.
Rory
We have to reach an agreement with those countries who exploit the world's resources, India, China, Asia.
Hugh
Invade India, China, Asia.
Rory
We have to woo ourselves off our addiction to oil.
Hugh
I did it with alcohol.
Rory
In conclusion, we have to reduce our dependency on oil by seventy five percent.
Hugh
That's nearly half

 

[CrazyChik]

I liked the one they did on Tony Blair.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Sad thing is, George Bush really IS that stupid! XD

 

[poisoned apple]

yep...
it's kinda funny...

 

[marypops!]

Frankie
My fellow Americans, many people are surprised that I've committed another 20,000 troops in Iraq.
Hugh
I was surprised, I was only trying to order my Tesco shopping online.
Frankie
I admit that there are similarities between Iraq and Vietnam.
Hugh
I think they both have a border with Switzerland.
Frankie
Some say that the Iraq war is unwinable, but not my closest advisors.
Hugh
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and the animals of Farthing Wood.
Frankie
You'll be pleased to know I've already set a date for our withdrawal from Iraq.
Hugh
The year 2525.
Frankie
Thanks to me, the war on terror will be won.
Hugh
By Al Qaeda.
Frankie
Soon the world will be a much safer place.
Hugh
I'm retiring in 18 months.
Frankie
I remain firmly apoosed to abortion.
Hugh
Even though I'm a great advert for it.

 

[CrazyChik]

 

[poisoned apple]

Frankie
My fellow Americans, many people are surprised that I've committed another 20,000 troops in Iraq.
Hugh
I was surprised, I was only trying to order my Tesco shopping online.
Frankie
I admit that there are similarities between Iraq and Vietnam.
Hugh
I think they both have a border with Switzerland.
Frankie
Some say that the Iraq war is unwinable, but not my closest advisors.
Hugh
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and the animals of Farthing Wood.
Frankie
You'll be pleased to know I've already set a date for our withdrawal from Iraq.
Hugh
The year 2525.
Frankie
Thanks to me, the war on terror will be won.
Hugh
By Al Qaeda.
Frankie
Soon the world will be a much safer place.
Hugh
I'm retiring in 18 months.
Frankie
I remain firmly apoosed to abortion.
Hugh
Even though I'm a great advert for it.

that.is.hilarious...

 

[CrazyChik]

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Whee time to write a story!

 

[poisoned apple]

haz you're so full of yourself...
jk...