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[Captain Brain]

So soon!

 

[Babyjustrun]

Gahhh I can't wait.
I will be so mad if I'm working that day.

I need to reread Eclipse before then, but I don't know how I will as I don't own it, won't be buying it before, and I won't be seeing my friend to borrow it.

 

[Captain Brain]

I just finished Eclipse the other day. I skipped the epilogue because it's in Jake's point of view.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Heheheh, Billy you probably have the most severe hatred for him...

After I read Eclipse I went and joined a bunch of anti-Jacob groups on Facebook.

Gah, I du nno, maybe I'll sit at the bookstore at some point on Thursday and read until I have to go home.

 

[Captain Brain]

Quite possibly. I just can't stand him.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Ah well.
I don't think I need to worry about him.
As SM herself said that Bella loves Edward more, and besides, in the first chapter of BD, it's only day away from the wedding, right?

 

[Captain Brain]

I think that it's a couple weeks before, because she just then told Charlie that she was getting engaged.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I believe she was thinking back on when she told him..
Hilary just went and read a sypnosis for the first chapter xD

Ah well, if Jacob can control his raging 16 year old wolf hormones for like a week or two, everything should go fine.
I can be annoyed with him after Bella is married and is a vampire.

 

[Captain Brain]

Jacob is in Canada....He ran away.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I know (I mean seriously, he's in the next room), what I meant was keeping those feelings under control so he doesn't come back.

Yeah actually my whole he's in my basement thing doesn't work because I don't live in Northern Canada...

 

[Captain Brain]

Why would you want that mongrel in your house anyway?

 

[Babyjustrun]

He was keepin' ma poochie company.
My dog don't like him much, he was feeling emasculated.

Sides, Jacob just kind of destroys everything in his path... refuses to actually be a human, my parents are fed up and refuse to feed him food because he eats like an animal

 

[Captain Brain]

Maybe they should starve him more...You already stole him from my cliff pit.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I didn't steal him.
SOMEONE saved him, not me, and he took refuge here.
He trusts me.
Ahahah, what a bad position he's in.

 

[Captain Brain]

Why would he trust Hilary? Doesn't he know that she prefers Ed?

 

[Babyjustrun]

Shhhhhh, he doesn't need to know that.
He trusts me because ummmm...
I buy him liversnaps :

He doesn't know what I have instore for him.

 

[Captain Brain]

I don't think anyone knows what you have in store for that evil Jacob Black.

 

[Babyjustrun]

It's not good.

I'm going for mental torture.
Any ideas?

 

[Captain Brain]

Try getting him to adore Leah. Make Leah his entire world. Make him listen to a tape that says, "Jacob *Middle name* Black loves Leah *Middle Name* Clearwater.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Hmm, yes, I think that would be good.
I'll draw pictures of her.
Even though I have no idea what she looks like...
Heh.
It'll all work out.
Pretty soon he'll hate me and will be begging to be thrown off your cliff again.