macraven said:
must be an inside joke......or else ocm wet herself
LOL! It's not an inside joke. I shall tell you the story.
On Monday, Deena and I could not stop laughing at Tonys logic. But, I actually think I figured it out.
When we were at Universal on Sunday, I spilled stuff on my pants. It was the only pair I had with me, and it was going to be cold the next day. So, I had to do laundry. For those of you that dont know Tony all that well, he is a little on the old fashion side. Its not a bad thing, its just his personality. Your typical male, If you have a problem, his job is to solve it. It really is quite helpful to have someone like that around at times. He took me to get laundry detergent and had me call the Dolphin to find out how much the washing machines cost, and where they were located in the building. He made sure I was all set to take on this project of washing my pants.
I washed my pants fine, then, I went to put them in the dryer. Why is it that people dont feel the need to clean the lint trap out. Anyway, I think I cleaned a months worth of lint out the dryer I used and put them in. My pants were the only thing in that dryer and they came out almost as wet as I put them in. So, I hung them up in the bathroom.
That night Tony called to find out if everything had worked out and I was set to go. I explained that the dryer didnt work, but I was going to hang the pants up and pray that they were dry in the morning. That night or maybe the next morning, Tony was telling me that he was going to bring me a pair of pants to wear. Now, I still have no idea what makes him think that his pants are going to fit me. But I humored him. Oh, ok, sure, yeah, uh huh, you can bring them.
That morning, my pants were still damp. Tony is true to his word. He tells me he is bringing me his pants and hops in the car. I looked at Deena and we both started laughing. I just said, its fine, hopefully they will dry while Im wearing them. Then, Deena told me to blow dry them. BRILLIANT! I think she has had this problem before. So, I took the blow dryer and started to blow my pants.
I was also trying to get ready to go for the day. So, I was in my VS Jammies when Tony comes up, pants in hand. No, really, I got them dry, Ill be fine. It wasnt a lie. I had gotten them mostly dry. I changed and started to get ready for the day, while Deena went to print out her boarding pass and the rest of the day was wicked fun.
But it hit me last night what Tonys logic was with me and his pants. I think Tony wanted to be able to report back that he got me in his pants
