Test Papers and Essays

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These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junion high, high school and college students around the world. It's truely astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

"When you breath, you inspire, When you do not breath, you expire."

"H20 is hot water and C02 is cold water."

"When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide."

"Water is composed of 2 gins. Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin, Hydrogin is gin and water."

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

"Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so the look like umbrellas."

The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainuim caontain the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."

"Equator: A managerie lion running around the earth through Africa."

"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

"Liter: A nest of young puppies."

"Vacuum: A large empty space where the Pope lives."

More to come another day. I hope I made you laugh. Remember I wrote these exactly as the students did, misspellings and all.

 

[Deb in IA]

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainuim caontain the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."






I hope these were not written by my medical students!!!!

Thanks, Kathy, and have a GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

 

[Deb in IA]

"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars."

"Blood flows down one leg and up the other."

The body consists of three parts- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainuim caontain the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u."






I hope these were not written by my medical students!!!!

Thanks, Kathy, and have a GREAT WEEKEND!!!!