Test for Dementia

[jw50]

Cows only drink water because they can't afford anything else

 

[L107ANGEL]

Cows only drink water because they can't afford anything else

 

[Rella Bella]

I protest - I'm pretty sure baby cows do drink milk! So I was 1/2 right - or half demented, depending on your viewpoint.

Ya.... what she said!

And here's proof!!!!

 

[I Love Pluto]

Wow - I got them all correct. Looks like they'll let me continue working in 2007. I won't have to retire yet.

 

[Aurora63]

I only missed one!

 

[LBelle]

Hey...I couldn't subtract 1998 from 2006 on the other thread, but I got all of these right. What does that tell you? I have a serious problem.

Is that even possible?????

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I got all of them correct, even after drinking an entire bottle of champagne. Sheesh, I'm a failure at getting drunk...

 

[LBelle]

I got all of them correct, even after drinking an entire bottle of champagne. Sheesh, I'm a failure at getting drunk...

Are not!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rie'smom]

"Test for Dementia"

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?

Answer: You don't bury survivors.

There are no survivors in a fatal plane crash. I got the rest right.

 

[KerriSue]

I obviously need to bury SURVIVORS--What a sicko

Couldnt get the bus question right either.

 

[Chattyaholic]

Gads, it's too early in the morning to be dealing with crap like this!!