Tell your "WORST DATE EVER" stories here.

[Papa Deuce]

The one and only time I was ever asked out on a date, the woman I was going with refused to tell me where we were going.

When we get there, I found out that "there" is a hot air balloon ride......... I am absolutely terrified of heights ( though being in a plane doesn't really bother me ).

Well, I couldn't act like a coward so I sucked it up and went. About 10 minutes in the air I get airsick! Was not a pretty sight, and then, from what I am told, it looked like I was "thisclose" to passing out!

Now that is a bad date!

BTW, I didn't get ( or actually want ) a second date!

 

[grinningghost]

My new BF's brother (with BF there too) drove us down to a deserted spot near the creek, and proceeded to hold me down and cut my longest fingernail off with a knife.

True story. The guy was a freak.

 

[llij]

Great question!

My worst date ever.......

During my junior year of HS, I was asked to the homecoming dance by this boy in my math class. I said, "Sure!". Well, he later tells me that he doesn't have his driver's license so I need to drive. He later tells me that he has to work that night so to pick him up after work. Ugh! In the meantime, I had gotten grounded from driving so in order for me to drive to the dance, my dad had to follow me in another car. I felt so silly!

I picked up my date at the mall after his shift ended and then proceeded to the dance only to catch the last 10 minutes of it. Meanwhile, my father is parked outside waiting to follow us home. I took my date home after the dance and he sat in the car waiting for me to give him a kiss goodnight. It was not going to happen with my father parked 10 feet from us!

Needless, to say that was our first and our last date! I look back on that night and laugh and laugh about it!



Sorry that this was so long!

 

[EsmeraldaX]

Blind date with a man who could quote the entire movie Dumb and Dumber.

In several languages.

And act out the motions of all the characters.

And the voices.

Backwards and forwards.

And did so, on our first, and only date.

Twice, before I escaped.

Continued to call me for over a year after I told him I did not think it would work out.

I later found out he raised baby alligators for sale as pets in his mothers house, where he was living. (I was 20 he was 22 at the time)

 

[llij]

Esmeralda,

OMG, that is quite a blind date!!!

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

I was dating this guy for a few months (I had known him for a couple of years). Well, one day on the way to the movies, he pulls over and tells me he can't lie to me anymore. Turns out he's a convicted pedophile and not even allowed in my state. Needless to say, I haven't seen him since. Good riddance. I still shudder just thinking about it.

 

[mum4jenn]

Blind date set up by my Aunt.......lesson #1: NEVER go on a blind date that your Aunt arranges!!!

For me the guy HAS to be taller than me so when he calls I ask him how tall he is.....long pause....lesson #2: go with the gut on long pauses!!!

He then asks me well...how tall are you???? I tell him 5'7" and there is another long pause....lesson #3: If you neglected the 1st pause here was another chance to go with the 2nd chance....I didnt.

I ask him how tall he is again.....more pausing and then "hhhhhh 5'6"....5'5"....5'4"....somewhere in there". Ok....I was still going to give him a chance....I decide to wear my flat sandals. He picks me up and when he gets to the door and I open it my first instinct is to slam the door shut and run. Even my parents looked at each other like "OMG!"

I still go with him and I think we went to a steak house like Western Sizzlin and then we went to a movie Friday the 13th 3D.

This guy jumped and screamed like a girl all through the movie and when he jumped he jumped on me and he was a person the sweated.....ALOT!!! It was so gross....my shirt was damp by the end of the movie.

A few days later he called me again and asked me out again and I told him I had gotten back with an old boyfriend.

 

[Pea-n-Me]

I was about 18 and my family had just moved to a new neighborhood. I was cleaning my car off in the driveway during a snowstorm when a guy came by who lived a few doors down. He was bundled up in a big parka with the hood on but from what I could see of his face he looked cute and seemed nice. We talked for a few minutes and when he asked if I wanted to go out sometime I said sure and gave him my #. He called soon afterward and we arranged a time when he would come by and pick me up.

The time arrived, the doorbell rang and when I went to answer it I nearly died: the man standing at my door had long scraggly hair down to his *ss!! Mind you, this was the early 80's and men's long neat hair as we know it today wasn't in fashion yet. To make matters worse, even though we were only going nearby for pizza, he drove about 80 miles an hour taking hairpin turns and refused to slow down even after I asked him to. That was our first and last date but he continued to call even after I had a steady boyfriend which kind of scared me a bit. Luckily I met my now husband soon afterward so that was about the worst date I had.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Originally posted by DisneyAddict_M
I was dating this guy for a few months (I had known him for a couple of years). Well, one day on the way to the movies, he pulls over and tells me he can't lie to me anymore. Turns out he's a convicted pedophile and not even allowed in my state. Needless to say, I haven't seen him since. Good riddance. I still shudder just thinking about it.

You win!!

 

[MELSMICE]

During my "dating days" I had met this guy, gave him my #, he calls a few days later & wants to know if he can come by so we can get something to eat. I say "sure". He also tells me he has a gift for me - I'm thinking flowers or something.

The guy comes over & brings me a bathrobe - a long flowing purple bathrobe! What the heck is that supposed to mean!

He kept calling & calling & I kept saying no for months. Even after I met the person that would be my DH he continued to call. Left a giant (about 5 feet by 7 feet) birthday card in my garage to have my future DH go outside to find it. He finally got the hint I guess when I didn't respond to the mega-sized card! What a creep.