Friends, Mouseketeers, fellow Disneyoids, lend me your ears;
I come to bury The Polynesian, not to praise it.
The dis-satisfaction that resorts engender lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with the Polynesian. The noble jaguar9748
Hath told you the Polynesian is darkness and dated:
If it were so, it is a grievous fault,
And grievously hath the Polynesian answer'd it.
Here, under leave of jaguar9748 and the rest --
For jaguar9748 is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men --
Come I to speak in the Polynesian's defense.
It is my favorite - convenient, comfortable and beautiful to me:
But jaguar9748 says it was darkness and dated;
And jaguar9748 is an honourable man.
The Polynesian hath captivated many at Walt Disney World
Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:
Did this in the Polynesian seem dark and dated?
When that the crowds departed other resorts, The Polynesian hath maintained:
Darkness and dated decor should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet jaguar9748 says it is darkness and dated;
And jaguar9748 is an honourable man.
I speak not to disprove what jaguar9748 spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love The Polynesian once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to speak for The Polynesian?
O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My heart is in the coffin there with The Polynesian,
And I must pause till it come back to me ....
But yesterday the word of The Polynesian might
Have stood against the world; now lies it there.
And none so poor to do it reverence.
O masters, if I were disposed to stir
Your hearts and minds to mutiny and rage,
I should do jaguar9748 wrong, and Edina wrong,
Who, you all know, are honourable men:
I will not do them wrong; I rather choose
To wrong the dead, to wrong myself and you,
Than I will wrong such honourable men.
But here's a parchment with the seal of The DIS Boards;
I found it The Polynesian's closet, 'tis the results of many Polls:
Let but the commons hear this testament --
Which, pardon me, I do not mean to read --
But, see thee - THE POLYNESIAN ALWAYS COMES IN FIRST!!
(With all due respect to the Bard)