TAG FAIRY--You know I love ya, but...

[calypso*a*go-go]

Originally posted by WebmasterBarry
I want a "girlfriend who doesn't ask for diamonds and jewels and loves me for me and enjoys a quiet evening but likes to be thrilled on roller coasters and who has gray or green eyes and is a redhead, blonde, or brunette" fairy.

Hey, isn't that your mom?

 

[pkasbohm]

oh, oh , can i have a chore fairy?? That way everything is covered--cleaning, cooking, laundry, yep--i think i need a chore fairy!!!

But i would take the tag fairy too!!!

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

Originally posted by WebmasterBarry
I want a "girlfriend who doesn't ask for diamonds and jewels and loves me for me and enjoys a quiet evening but likes to be thrilled on roller coasters and who has gray or green eyes and is a redhead, blonde, or brunette" fairy.

Wow! I have been a redhead, blonde and brunette depending on my mood when I hit the hairdresser. Unfortunately, I have bright blue eyes! Oh yeah, and I am married (for over 9 years) too!

 

[decker96]

I'd love a TOY fairy too! Or how bout a CLOTHES fairy to put all those clothes in the actual basket and not on the floor 6 inches from the basket!!

But, the best visit for me would be from the TAG FAIRY!!!

 

[kadaten]

Originally posted by disneyatl
Oooh, Oooh, Oooh.... I want a cleaning fairy!!!

Got one of those!
Unfortunately, THAT fairy demands $80 every other week!

Methinks I need a Chef Fairy...or would that be Fairy Chef? Whichever, I'd LOVE someone to come cook for me!

 

[DukeStreetKing]

I just need a Tag Fairy.

 

[Otto's Doll]

I would love a fairy who would close all the cabinets in the house after my DH and kids have been through out it. I can tell where they have all been just by which cabinets are left open!

 

[poohtown]

what a fun post!!!!


Ok I'm not tooooo greedy - I need the 'empty toilet paper roll fairy' and a 'fill the ice-cube tray fairy'. There's nothing worse than coming into the house needing one of these two items and they're no where to be found.

 

[mtblujeans]

Originally posted by WebmasterBarry
I want a "girlfriend who doesn't ask for diamonds and jewels and loves me for me and enjoys a quiet evening but likes to be thrilled on roller coasters and who has gray or green eyes and is a redhead, blonde, or brunette" fairy.

Probably NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

 

[mtblujeans]

I think this is very frightening......after reading all of these posts I think every man in America must have been raised by the same (1) family. Or, all of our husbands must be the same man!!

My DH and I have actually discussed this very topic: I need a "clone my husband fairy". DH has decided there needs to be 2 more of him around the house to keep up with everything. But, now that I read all these posts, I am not sure I want 2 more DHs around to use up the toilet paper and tissues, dirty the dishes and laundry, and leave all of the cupboard and refrigerator doors open. I got a refrigerator that makes its own ice to head off the "disappearing ice" problem....but that seems to be the only wise thing I can come up with.

Maybe I need a "thinking cap fairy" to help me figure these guys out!! I have 1 DH and 2 DS (teens) so I am doomed!!!

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

calypso*a*go-go, thanks for starting this thread. I picked up a new tag from it!

Thanks Tag Fairy!!

 

[cynsaun]

Around my house, I could use the Mute-button fairy.

Actually, I would like to take it with me wherever I go.

 

[RadioNate]

Can I get a "change the cat litter" fairy? Please????

Heck a "lotto fairy" would be great too, then I could hire someone to do something about the cat litter.

 

[GaTech]

A Clean the Kitchen Fairy would help me out! Let's start by saying, my wife cooks the meals and I clean the dishes. The downfall to this system is that she has no problem using every pot, pan & utensil available! That leaves me with several things I can't get into the dishwasher so I'm left with washing the rest by hand. Two pieces of good news, 1)she is a great cook 2)she doesn't use as many dishes as her mother.

 

[MAC3]

Originally posted by KM2004
a dishwashing/laundry cleaning/garbage taking/money making/cooking fairy.

OOH I want one of those too please

 

[LovesDoomBuggies]

Hmm.
Well, I would want a Travel Agent Fairy- books concierge at value prices, surprises me with tickets to things she knows I would like, manages all of my MyPoints rewards, credit card points, etc... Makes PSes for the perfect time to view fireworks, etc.

But I guess that would take all of the fun out of planning.
But if she could still book concierge at value prices.... that would be fine.

And I agree with whoever said the Juice Fairy. DBF will put the Crystal Light pitcher back in the fridge with MAYBE a shot glass amount of liquid covering the bottom.

=P

I also like the Nip and Tuck Fairy!