I'm a vegetarian, so this is usually how my order of a taco goes:
May I have a taco with no meat, please?
No meat?
No, everything but the meat, please.
Do you want to substitute chicken?
No, just the veggies and cheese, please.
No chicken?
No, thank you. Just the veggies and cheese.
Do you want to substitute steak?
No, thank you. Just the veggies and cheese, please.
So you want no meat at all?
Ummmm, how 'bout just a Diet Coke?
Now I eat at home.
