T-Shirt Quotes

My shirts

I make the rules around here (Grumpy)
Im Grumpy because youre Dopey
Pull my finger (yoda)
D.A.D.D. Dads Against Dating Daughters (I have 3 girls)
Im with stupid (the arrow points at yourself)
 
LOL! We say "Oh look, a chicken!" all the time. I have terrible ADD that as an adult I don't medicate. I am very easily distracted.
 
My favorite is a shirt that has a bunch of melting ice cream cones and it says "hot mess" It's my favorite. I use that phrase all the time.
 

"Liberal arts major. Will think for food."

"Liberal arts major. Do you want fries with that?"

No flames, please; just reporting on shirts I've seen.

Queen Colleen
 
My friends bought me a shirt that had a monster on it that said "welcome to the dark side. We have cookies." They said it was a choice between that shirt and one that said "Sarcasm it's better than killing people."
 
You would have to see the person wearing it to get the full effect, but...

We had a workman here today wearing one that said, "You are DEFINITELY on my TO DO List"! :lmao:
 
I don't have any funny ones, but I want a few:

"This **** writes itself" with a picture of Shakespeare on it.

"Triple nerd score" on a scrabble tile.

"Honestly I was never that hungry, hungry" with a picture of a hippo (though I'd prefer it to have just one hungry).

One with a picture of a sad cactus that says "Hugz?" under it.


Snorg tees . com has a lot of really funny ones I want.


But the name of the game is Hungry, Hungry Hippos so it makes sense to have the two.
 
My favorite saying on a shirt I have is "Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting."
 
My DD has one that says
"Support the Arts , Feed Me"

I have one that says
"Save 2nd Base" (breast cancer awareness, but I like it even better non-cancer)

when I was younger I had one that said
"I already met your boyfriend"...that was a favorite of mine, lol.
 

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