T-Shirt Quotes

[castmemberb4]

A spin-off of the Movie/TV quote thread
Are there 'other' quotes you use.

DH Likes to say "Oh! Look! A chicken" when I'm being ADD

I like "Don't make me get out my Flying Monkeys" when I'm
feeling witchy

 

[Jennasis]

A spin-off of the Movie/TV quote thread
Are there 'other' quotes you use.

DH Likes to say "Oh! Look! A chicken" when I'm being ADD

I like "Don't make me get out my Flying Monkeys" when I'm
feeling witchy

I HAVE that shirt.

 

[castmemberb4]

I HAVE that shirt.

LOL! I should have bought it when I first saw it.
The first one was a t-shirt.
Now I only see it as a sweatshirt.
I have too many t-shirts anyway I've been
thinking I should buy the plaque !
Did you get yours from "what in the world" catalog?

 

[Jennasis]

It was a gift from my sister.

 

[castmemberb4]

It was a gift from my sister.

You should check out What in the World they have geat stuff.

 

[LoriABil]

I like "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"

I also like "I'd like to work out more, but exercise makes me spill my wine."

 

[Tazicket]

I'm a big fan of "Rawr means 'I love you' in dinosaur."

 

[tweedlemom]

My dad has a shirt that says "Raising children is like being pecked to death by ducks."

 

[Liberty Belle]

I don't have any funny ones, but I want a few:

"This **** writes itself" with a picture of Shakespeare on it.

"Triple nerd score" on a scrabble tile.

"Honestly I was never that hungry, hungry" with a picture of a hippo (though I'd prefer it to have just one hungry).

One with a picture of a sad cactus that says "Hugz?" under it.


Snorg tees . com has a lot of really funny ones I want.

 

[golfgal]

I just got one for DD16 and DH (well, two, one for each) that says "Sarcasm, just one of my many talents". DH also has a sweatshirt that says "National Sarcasm Society, Like we need your support".

 

[PigletsPal2]

Ome of my favorite sweatshirts, which I wore to death, had a picture of a crown with the caption "All I ask is that you treat me no differently than you would the Queen." A sales assistant at the Victoria and Albert Museum asked to buy it from me.

Queen Colleen

 

[BKMETV]

I have one that says WINES CONSTANTLY. Can't think why everyone thinks it's appropriate

My brother use to have one with the entire dead parrot skit from Monty Python on it...people would stop him and try to buy his shirt.

My all time fav belonged to a friend it was written like a letter

Dear Aunty Em
Hate you
Hate Kansas
Taking the Dog
Dorothy

 

[FredinFL]

Maybe I'm just feeling grumpy today, but if my dh quoted either of those teeshirt sayings to me all the time I think I'd beat him with a club, or turkey leg, or monkey.

 

[indimom]

I saw a black t-shirt with dark grey type once that said "I'm only wearing this until I find something darker." It was soooooo my husband and I've been using that phrase ever since. We go shopping, he buys black, I quote the phrase. Cracks me up every time.

 

[Lisa loves Pooh]

"5 out of 4 people are bad at fractions"

 

[njmom47]

DH has a tshirt with an alligator (mouth open) that says "Bite Me."

 

[castmemberb4]

Maybe I'm just feeling grumpy today, but if my dh quoted either of those teeshirt sayings to me all the time I think I'd beat him with a club, or turkey leg, or monkey.

Aw don't be grumpy.
The ADD one fits me perfectly, I'll change subjects mid sentence and change right back to the original subject with out taking a breath !

And the flying Monkey one is the one I use on HIM.

 

[swanmom]

Our DD, a theater geek, has one that says: "If all the world is a stage, I need a better script."

 

[mamacatnv]

My DH the math geek has a shirt that says:
2+2=5
With Greater values of 2

Only DH and DD get it, I look at it and say "huh"?


DS has:

Adorkable

Pluto Revolve in Peace
1930 - 2006

I don't have A.D.D.
Oh look a chicken

 

[tweedlemom]

My all time fav belonged to a friend it was written like a letter

Dear Aunty Em
Hate you
Hate Kansas
Taking the Dog
Dorothy[/QUOTE]

I had that shirt years ago and LOVED it!