Swimming Question

[wdwoldtimer]

BTW.....any moderators getting ready to pull the plug...we're talking about math here.

At least I am.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

You mean how Jen sucks at math...I thought everyone already knew that.

 

[DisneyJen]

See there was this one time OT was using his slide rule in a Mathmatica bee (sorta like a spelling bee) and he got so nervous with the spotlight on him that he blew the calculation. It wasn't pretty. So he no longer competes in Mathmatica and we won't be doing math at Nudaram.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Those slide rules can be tricky, especially when you are using it for the first time.

I guess that's why we don't use slide rules anymore, instead we use battery operated devices.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Ahh you kids nowadays!! Slide rules can still do anything those battery operated gizmos can do. You just have to know how to operate them. Give em a little maintenance and they'll do the job for years and years. For example, sometimes the slide part sticks a little...it gets like that from using it too much. I find if you apply a little lubricant to the sides, it slides in and out much smoother.

I dunno how we got on this MATH tangent here....well at least it's been educational.

 

[Higgs22]

Allright now kids...enough fun...

Do I have to seperate all of you????

There will be no math in the 20K Lagoon...I aint cleaning up all of those slide rules!!!!

Play nice now kids, and you can all have a turkey leg...

 

[mrsapalm]

I'm a wee bit confused at all of this math... so we still don't have any takers for Official Nudarama Towel-Dry Artists - Female Division?
BTW - I don't think we've set a date yet, have we? Can someone check on park availability?
-MrsAPalm

 

[DisneyJen]

Higgsy you are no fun ... if you ban the slide rules we have to worry about premature calculations as well as eroneus calculations which means we'll have to clear the lagoon.

No eating in the pool either!!

 

[Higgs22]

Hey...I'm always up for fun...slide rules for everyone...

And while there is no eating...Dole Whips are fine!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Don't ya just hate those premature calculations??!!??!!

 

[Higgs22]

I don't know...I always calculate on time......execpt when I'm tired...

 

[wdwoldtimer]

I think I'm going to report this thread to a moderator....it's becoming too technical. Or maybe it should be booted to the Education board. All this math!! This is crossing the line!! We were talking about being naked in WDW and these people start talking about MATH!!!

You should all be banned.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

OT, are you saying you should be banned? As I recall you started this with the suggestion of some hands on data aquisition.

 

[DisneyJen]

Sheesh OT ... next thing you know you will be telling us that we have to go in a particular order and ride in particular vechiles and go to particular parks ... oh wait that is the trivia thread

Still waiting on votes for which park you want me to check availability.

 

[mrsapalm]

How about checking on MGM... nudie ToT is too irresistable!
-MrsAPalm

 

[MickeyBabe]

MrsA... Not enough water at MGM... afterall, Skinney Dipping is our prime objective

I heard a rumor that Higgs is bringing Paul Reubens to the Nudarama ... He said that he is a nice guy, but... there are just too many theater type attractions and pre-shows at WDW.... ....and he is one of those compulsive Math Geeks!!!!

 

[mrsapalm]

Then perhaps we should shoot for MK... there's a good variety of swimmin' holes there (lotsa high-quality H2O as well).
I sincerely hope that Higgs decides to leave his odd, touchy-feely friend behind for this event. I think it will make the others uncomfortable to celebrate Nudarama the Proper Way in the presence of, ahem, a celebrity of That Caliber.
-MrsAPalm

 

[Higgs22]

I object!

I never said I was bringing Pee Wee to Nudearama!!!!!
I don't even know the man....BUT I will be bringing celebrities to the event.....Winona Ryder (someone needs to steal the towels...) and Bea Arthur will be the special guests at Nudearama!!! Enjoy!

 

[mrsapalm]

Wait a tic - now I love those old crusty ladies as much as the next person, but Bea Arthur is taking it a bit too far, don't you think? Could you at least settle for an old lady that is semi-attractive? This could make people think twice about attending! I'm very, very scared.
-MrsAPalm

 

[Higgs22]

Sorry...Bea is already on the posters that we will be hanging in the WDWWDS headquarters!!!