Sweet Mother of Fudge! 2/15 A Goodbye Summary~Pimples and Farts

[HomeschoolMama]

Beautiful pictures... I wonder what the dude across the way in the white shirt is doing? Tune in Tokyo?

 

[Mrs. The King]

Beautiful pictures... I wonder what the dude across the way in the white shirt is doing? Tune in Tokyo?

OK Homeschool, I never noticed that dude before. But now I am really wondering if he is even wearing any pants at all

 

[scottny]

another great one but scary with the neighbor. I am staying there for the first time next month hope I don't get someone like that.

 

[ncsjodi]

Beautiful pictures... I wonder what the dude across the way in the white shirt is doing? Tune in Tokyo?

I think he's doing Jo's family's pose for Test Track (see Mo's trippie!)!

 

[HomeschoolMama]

OK Homeschool, I never noticed that dude before. But now I am really wondering if he is even wearing any pants at all

I think he's doing Jo's family's pose for Test Track (see Mo's trippie!)!

 

[lorispeck]

Poor you and your run in with Crappy the Dwarf! I myself am a Disney Store CM and for a while we had plush versions of two of the seven mentioned in polite company. Well, I mixed their names up once and came up with Dumpy and Gropey! Fortunately this wasn't in front of a guest, but the other CM-s and I giggled for a good long while!

Here's hoping you never meet up with ol' Crappy or her two equally unpleasant cohorts again 'cause who knows what guys named Dumpy and Gropey would get up to!

 

[burly]

Thank you for another great segment of how the jiggler turns..lol
I did this
and then some of this
back to this
and then you left me with this
It's a roller coaster....i love roller coasters. Thanks
now i'm doing this

 

[AZMickeyfans]

Beautiful pictures... I wonder what the dude across the way in the white shirt is doing? Tune in Tokyo?

OK Homeschool, I never noticed that dude before. But now I am really wondering if he is even wearing any pants at all

Now I cant stop looking at MR White shirt. maybe he's a DISser or belongs to a DISser and they will come forward with the explaination.

 

[huff1269]

Now I cant stop looking at MR White shirt. maybe he's a DISser or belongs to a DISser and they will come forward with the explaination.

I know, I keep going back and looking at the picture. Now I look at all the backgrounds in pictures to see what I can find.

 

[Mrs. The King]

We left the Festival of The Lion King victorious. We had sucked some Disney magic out of the festering pimple Animal Kingdom can be.

I guess I should warn all you all. It’s that time of the month up in this joint. Pounding headaches. Ornery behavior. I am trying to be reasonable. I went to Wal Mart and it was crowded. I’ll tell you what. No woman in my state of mind should ever step foot in there. Right now I have sacrificed my semi sweet chocolate chips that were destined for some from scratch cookies. They deserved this fate because they were looking at me funny. I am contemplating grabbing the salt shaker to have a makeshift “chaser” after a handful of chips.

Poor Mr. The King was told he chews too loudly today. I really am trying to be good, but sometimes it feels like I am trying to trap a T rex in an upside down water glass. I just suggested mashed potatoes for dinner. That’s it. Not a side of taters. It would be the entrée. With butter and salt and maybe some chocolate chips sprinkled on top.

When he made a face, the flair of irritation made me want to smash my head through a wall.

Reasonable. I am still working on it.

Now the burst of energy , that is something I can work with. I was staring at my hairy dogs this morning. I grabbed an end table, my computer chair and a pair of scissors. Four and a half hours later, they were groomed. If I had the paint I want for my walls they would be finished today. But I am not fit for public consumption, so I can’t go to Lowes.

So is tonight really a great night to add a chapter? Will I be able to see through the flames of my womanly rage to make any sense at all?

Anybody up for an experiment? Gosh, I sure hope so because I am out of dogs to scissor.

So back to Pimple Kingdom. We were pumped up by our Lion King success. So we wandered around looking for the Nemo show. The freaking Nemo show. Like the lion king, with fish. Or Fish Puppets. But, of course in the Extra Magic Hours at Pimple Kingdom, the fish shows are belly up.

Are they really allowed to call it Extra Magic Hours in PK? Maybe they should say “More of the same, with less of the most Hours of Drudgery.”
MSWLMHD. I like it.

So we stumbled into the Boneyard. By some mistake, it was still open. It is quit a lot of fun, so I am not sure why they allow it there. Any other time we have been in PK, the white hot screaming heat has kept the kids from enjoying it at all. They trudge around the desert hot Roastyard looking for the mirages of water and Main Street they think they see.

Not tonight. Sure, the heat is like standing dead center in the middle of a campfire, but with the sun gone, you can bear it. PS and PC run screaming around. Doing what they do best, creating a crazy game that they both engage their big banging imaginations in. They darted and farted around the boneyard in a way that would make the imagineers proud. I am sure this is what they hoped would happen in that “space”.

It was so uncrowded. It was turning out to be very enjoyable. One adult kept an eye on the kids and the others chit chatted on a bench. With no sun. It was going so well we stayed there for at least an hour and a half. We actually closed down the park there. We walked out with the lights turning off behind us. I got the kids to move faster when I told them they let the Lions eat the slow walking guests.

We get back to the van. Mr. The King and I love Everest, but we did not get on it that night. We knew we would not go back. We had popped this pimple.

We drove back to POP century. The kids were still full of vigor. They are night owls. Which comes in handy when we want to say up late in parks.
We could not help to be tempted by the pool. The bowling Pin pool was sparking with inviting, hot water. We didn’t even discuss it. The Kings and Grandma slammed themselves into their suits and dropped our jigglers in like chips in salsa.

It was lovely. Actually, night swimming with no misquotes is a big favorite of mine. I love how everything sparkles in the lights at night. The stars look so crisp.

And to do it in Disney. In POP. Heaven.

I keep finding myself with an armful of my kids. I love how parents become the rocks in the water for their kids to climb on. Like those barking seals, except cuter. Grandma was there, noodle material engaged.
Finally, we get out, wrap up (put on a cute cover up that could almost pass for a dress)

What sleep. In a Disney Hotel. How many miles do you figure the average Disney guest walks a day? 756? I don’t think my body even has enough energy to snore at night. I am just pleased when I wake up alive.

Our Next day is filled with fun, heat and maybe, fudge? Chef Mickey’s and Disney Studios.




Chapter 16 The Brown Bag

 

[Mrs. The King]

another great one but scary with the neighbor. I am staying there for the first time next month hope I don't get someone like that.

I am sure you won't! This is the first time that has happened to my parents and they stay in Disney hotels all the time.

I think he's doing Jo's family's pose for Test Track (see Mo's trippie!)!

It is contagious

Poor you and your run in with Crappy the Dwarf! I myself am a Disney Store CM and for a while we had plush versions of two of the seven mentioned in polite company. Well, I mixed their names up once and came up with Dumpy and Gropey! Fortunately this wasn't in front of a guest, but the other CM-s and I giggled for a good long while!

Here's hoping you never meet up with ol' Crappy or her two equally unpleasant cohorts again 'cause who knows what guys named Dumpy and Gropey would get up to!

They are now my favorite two dwarves ever!!! Maybe I will rename the twins after them!

Thank you for another great segment of how the jiggler turns..lol
I did this
and then some of this
back to this
and then you left me with this
It's a roller coaster....i love roller coasters. Thanks
now i'm doing this

Well buckle up baby! This chapter has a big hill!

 

[HomeschoolMama]

Ahh... Aunt Flo. I don't miss her. I'm glad I'll never have to deal with her again- not that I don't still have hormone issues here and there.

 

[Mrs. The King]

Ahh... Aunt Flo. I don't miss her. I'm glad I'll never have to deal with her again- not that I don't still have hormone issues here and there.

I wish we could turn her off when we were done with her. There should be like a light switch or something.

 

[HomeschoolMama]

I wish we could turn her off when we were done with her. There should be like a light switch or something.

Yep. That'd be nice. Just get it all yanked. It's not so bad. People make food for you and feel sorry for you while you hobble to the potty.

 

[Mrs. The King]

Yep. That'd be nice. Just get it all yanked. It's not so bad. People make food for you and feel sorry for you while you hobble to the potty.

That part already happens


Yanking is sounding better and better.

 

[HomeschoolMama]

That part already happens


Yanking is sounding better and better. I wish they had drive thru windows for those services.

It is practically... Just think of it as a forced 4 week vacation.

 

[patches07]

My first time reading one of your reports and I can't stop

 

[Goofyluver]

Darting and farting?

Is that another name for them "walking farts" that old people get?

How old do you have to be to get the walking farts? Or shall I say...how old do you have to be before you don't care?

Great update Mrs. The King. (NOStrayhairs!)

 

[HomeschoolMama]

Darting and farting?

Is that another name for them "walking farts" that old people get?

How old do you have to be to get the walking farts? Or shall I say...how old do you have to be before you don't care?

Great update Mrs. The King. (NOStrayhairs!)

Someone in my family had gastric many years ago and she gets the walking farts. One time K described it as a farting machine gun and it's so terribly difficult not to laugh now when it happens. And, apparently, when it happens people aren't supposed to acknowledge it, even the person who does the farting. Weird.

 

[DisneyJo]

I think he's doing Jo's family's pose for Test Track (see Mo's trippie!)!

Hey I've got lots more TT photos like that to come

We walked out with the lights turning off behind us. I got the kids to move faster when I told them they let the Lions eat the slow walking guests.

You wicked Mother