Supercalifrag...oh you know the rest! *June '07*

[suebert1989]

Hi. Welcome to my pre-trip report. I am happy you have joined me. I am excited to be visiting Walt Disney World soon. I have been planning for a very long time. I am counting down the days. I am.....really.....glad....zzzzzzzzzzzz

HEY!! Did you fall asleep!??! I sure as heck would if I was reading this drivel...oh wait, there's some drool on my keyboard...guess I nodded off...better liven it up suebert!!

HELLOOOOOOO, fellow Disney fanatics, extremists, and plain ol' crazies!! Oh, I'm sorry...that's a little harsh...ummmmmm fellow enthusiasts? devotees? supporters? Personally, I'm not too politically correct, so I'll just say it out loud, we're all a little nuts...I mean, come on...the thought of meeting Mickey Mouse..in person! makes us giddy....finding that super cool pin that lets the world know what we are "in to" (Mickey on a motorcyle, Donald as a fireman...both of which are in honor of my biker dude, fire fighting hubby) makes us crow in delight....checking the mailbox 2 and sometimes 3 times a day for weeeeks after we've ordered the new WDW planning DVD....things like the above mentioned and hundreds of unmentioned (never should be mentioned) scenarios are what classify us as certifiable!! Now...as long as my straight jacket has a few Disney characters scattered on it then I am more than happy to don the mantle of Disney lunacy.

Okaaaaay....now that I've insulted all of you (and me!)-or is it a compliment?- I will proceed with the actual pre-trip report. Hurray!! "the crazy lady is finally going to get on with the stroy, Mommy!" Yea, yea...I get sidetracked easily. Here goes.....

WARNING!!
I will occasionally pepper my report with a few "bad" words....my intention is not to offend anyone, but sometimes a certain word is needed to convey a feeling, an idea, or it just adds to the humor factor. Words may include, but are not limited to: da*n, h*ll, dumba**, smarta**, jacka**(gee, I hope no one thinks I have a butt fetish), potty, poopoo, boogie...that's about as bad as it gets...SO!! if you blushed upon reading any of those words, then I suggest you move on to the next G rated report, because this one might get a little PG-13...not because of partial nudity (heaven forbid! haven't got the body for that) or violence (don't plan on beating anyone), but because of "adult" language. Thank you and I hope you enjoy the movie, errr, report!

 

[suebert1989]

It's lunch time!! Be back later to introduce you to Mary Poppins (NOT!) and the rest of my clan

 

[suebert1989]

**ME**
Hi (spoken in a sultry voice), my name is Susan...I'm a Libra...I like long walks on the beach and bubblebaths, call me at 555-555-123 OOPS...wrong website

I actually am a Libra and my real name is Susan, but the beach thing....a lie...not a beach within a hundred miles of home--well....not a "romantic, dreamy, sunset in the background, gorgeous, six foot four, dark haird, six pack abs guy holding your hand, want to take a long walk on kind of beach" anyway. It's more of a "yu better wear yur water shoes or yu'll cut yur foot on them there sharp rocks, bass boats docked on the shore, Asian Carp flying at ya, redneck, hillbilly, YEEHAAAAA" kind of beach. And da*n proud of it! Oh! and I also like bubblebaths. Here's a few tidbits about me:
*37 years old
*Mommy, wife, bank teller
*Love flower gardening, reading, crossword puzzles, primitive crafts, antiques, house remodeling (yaaaawwwn) "but I do so much enjoy them!" (said in a pollyanna tone)...I do have one interesting "hobby"....my biker dude hubby has a Harley Davidson motorcycle and I loooove to go cruising. I feel so James Dean-ish in my leather Harley jacket, leather Harley boots, Harley t-shirt, Harley sunglasses, Harley earrings.....nooooo, I am NOT trying to fit in with the "cool" crowd by only wearing overpriced, what's-in-a-name, gotta have it clothing!!


HUBBY
Love my husband ....I could go on and on, but I don't want anyone to loose interest
He's also 37...works as a correctional officer, volunteer fireman, hunter extraordinaire, and as mentioned, hardcore Harley dude.
He's happy to go on vacation, but he is so far removed from my Disneymania that he's actually kind of a downer for me. :sad2

I have to take a break here...I'm tired from this weekend and honestly my funny bone just isn't up to par right now. Soooo, hopefully I'll follow up tomorrow. See ya!! (I hope)