Stupid things you've heard people say

In World History 2:
"Is the red sea, like, really red?

In Anatomy:
"When you get a blood transfusion, does it change your DNA?"

"Does blood carry diseases, besides HIV?"

"Does a bipolar cell have, like, multiple personalities?"


These are all from the same girl and she was dead serious.


:lmao:
 
In Spanish class, we are doing some background history. The teacher said "Cristóbal Colón( Christopher Columbus, we had already went over this many, many times)...."
and some girl yells out "What's Colón's last name?"
which resulted in the rest of the class staring at her and then laughing.

Also today in Spanish, somebody was having trouble with how to say the different roman numerals in spanish. The teacher told us that to say 500, you do not say cincocientos, but instead quinientos. Right after this, she calls on someone to answer the year in which so-and-so was born. Some other girl says "mil cincocientos ochenta y dos". Like seriously?!? :sad2:
 
In Spanish class, we are doing some background history. The teacher said "Cristóbal Colón( Christopher Columbus, we had already went over this many, many times)...."
and some girl yells out "What's Colón's last name?"
which resulted in the rest of the class staring at her and then laughing.

Also today in Spanish, somebody was having trouble with how to say the different roman numerals in spanish. The teacher told us that to say 500, you do not say cincocientos, but instead quinientos. Right after this, she calls on someone to answer the year in which so-and-so was born. Some other girl says "mil cincocientos ochenta y dos". Like seriously?!? :sad2:

Why don't you like old people? :confused3 :rotfl2:
 
We read this book in english class. Just finished it like two days ago. This couple that was posing as brother and sister were found out to be married. Well then we watched the movie and it came to where they said they were married.
Some kid yelled "WHAT!? They're married! That's wrong, they're suppose to be brother and sister."
Everyone just stared at him and laughed because we already knew they were married he just didn't listen.

Then on the same thing, we had to make these colored comic strips and I drew a dog with holes because he got shot. (Again, this is from the book, already finished reading it in class)
My friend asks "Kayla, your dog has a hole in it..."
"I know, because it got shot."
Our teacher laughed at her and said "Didn't you read the book?"

We listened to this and followed along with a tape.
I don't know how you couldn't figure these things out.
 
Today in social studies someone said,

(were learing about the american revolution and stuff)
Student,"Why does the guy in the picture look really fat?"
Teacher,"Because it's winter and they don't have heating so they have to wear extra layers"
Student,"Oh...so what do they do in the summer?"
Teacher,"They take some layers off...."

Thats just common sense haha.
 
a conversation between 2 girls (we were all in yr9). i will call them J and H. H wasn't the smartest girl and the teacher had been listening to this conversation...

J: hey H, did you know that chickens lay eggs from their eyes?
H: no they dont, the eggs come out of their bums!
J: they do not, they come out of their eyes.
H: no they dont...
J: yes they do. im serious. just ask the teacher.
H (to teacher): chickens lay eggs out of their bums, dont they?
teacher: no, they lay eggs out of their eyes.
H: oh...

haha
 
go on please!


Hmm... what are some good ones I've gotten from customers lately...

Me: I just need you to sign your name on the screen there.
Customer: Do I push clear or enter after I'm done?

Me: This is our free frequent buyers card, it gets you points towards gift cards and coupons when you shop here.
Customer: How much does it cost?
Me: Um... it's free.
Customer: What does it get me?
Me: Really? (no, I don't say that... but I want to!)

*Customer walks up to my register and slams down $50 gift card*
Me: Hi, is there something I can get for you that you wanted to use your gift card for?
Customer: NO, give me my fifty dollars!

Me: Your total is $21.19
Customer: Well then I need a manager because the tag says $19.99
Me: That's not including sales tax.
Customer: You people are always finding ways to rip off your customers!
 
Hmm... what are some good ones I've gotten from customers lately...

Me: I just need you to sign your name on the screen there.
Customer: Do I push clear or enter after I'm done?

Me: This is our free frequent buyers card, it gets you points towards gift cards and coupons when you shop here.
Customer: How much does it cost?
Me: Um... it's free.
Customer: What does it get me?
Me: Really? (no, I don't say that... but I want to!)

*Customer walks up to my register and slams down $50 gift card*
Me: Hi, is there something I can get for you that you wanted to use your gift card for?
Customer: NO, give me my fifty dollars!

Me: Your total is $21.19
Customer: Well then I need a manager because the tag says $19.99
Me: That's not including sales tax.
Customer: You people are always finding ways to rip off your customers!

:lmao:
 
Hmm... what are some good ones I've gotten from customers lately...

Me: I just need you to sign your name on the screen there.
Customer: Do I push clear or enter after I'm done?

Me: This is our free frequent buyers card, it gets you points towards gift cards and coupons when you shop here.
Customer: How much does it cost?
Me: Um... it's free.
Customer: What does it get me?
Me: Really? (no, I don't say that... but I want to!)

*Customer walks up to my register and slams down $50 gift card*
Me: Hi, is there something I can get for you that you wanted to use your gift card for?
Customer: NO, give me my fifty dollars!

Me: Your total is $21.19
Customer: Well then I need a manager because the tag says $19.99
Me: That's not including sales tax.
Customer: You people are always finding ways to rip off your customers!
wow lol :lmao:
 
Hmm... what are some good ones I've gotten from customers lately...

Me: I just need you to sign your name on the screen there.
Customer: Do I push clear or enter after I'm done?

Me: This is our free frequent buyers card, it gets you points towards gift cards and coupons when you shop here.
Customer: How much does it cost?
Me: Um... it's free.
Customer: What does it get me?
Me: Really? (no, I don't say that... but I want to!)

*Customer walks up to my register and slams down $50 gift card*
Me: Hi, is there something I can get for you that you wanted to use your gift card for?
Customer: NO, give me my fifty dollars!

Me: Your total is $21.19
Customer: Well then I need a manager because the tag says $19.99
Me: That's not including sales tax.
Customer: You people are always finding ways to rip off your customers!

XD omg I love your job haha
 
a conversation between 2 girls (we were all in yr9). i will call them J and H. H wasn't the smartest girl and the teacher had been listening to this conversation...

J: hey H, did you know that chickens lay eggs from their eyes?
H: no they dont, the eggs come out of their bums!
J: they do not, they come out of their eyes.
H: no they dont...
J: yes they do. im serious. just ask the teacher.
H (to teacher): chickens lay eggs out of their bums, dont they?
teacher: no, they lay eggs out of their eyes.
H: oh...

haha


They lay eggs out of their eyes? :confused:
 
"Literally" wouldn't be in the dictionary if it was retarted. Lets just keep our opinions to ourselves. No harsh feelings.
um?

excuse me, but my post was bashed by like, ten people.
tell them to keep their opinions of MY post to themselves.

jesus.
 
wait.
what the heck? im lost.
i didn't mean the WORD literally.
my friend amber said that, 'anyone who uses the word 'literally' sounds like a retard.'
not me. i thought that sounded kinda stupid.

you people are harsh.
 
"fall me asleep when i wake up"
said by me..12/31/07..new years a year ago..w/ bff at like 5am. haha.
 
wait.
what the heck? im lost.
i didn't mean the WORD literally.
my friend amber said that, 'anyone who uses the word 'literally' sounds like a retard.'
not me. i thought that sounded kinda stupid.

you people are harsh.

Then why say it? You should've said "blah blah blah said '"
 
um?

excuse me, but my post was bashed by like, ten people.
tell them to keep their opinions of MY post to themselves.

jesus.
This is a public forum, & america. We're entitled to our opinion.
wait.
what the heck? im lost.
i didn't mean the WORD literally.
my friend amber said that, 'anyone who uses the word 'literally' sounds like a retard.'
not me. i thought that sounded kinda stupid.

you people are harsh.
Mhm. Well, honestly, I don't believe you. Why didn't you (in your original post) say 'my friend amber said blahblah' then?
 
This is a public forum, & america. We're entitled to our opinion.

Mhm. Well, honestly, I don't believe you. Why didn't you (in your original post) say 'my friend amber said blahblah' then?
i could care less if you believed me.
some other people didn't say 'blah blah blah said,'

who said i had to say that?
um, no one.
 
You could have just apologized and said that you were mis-quoted and wrote it wrong and people would have forgiven you.

But, no. You have to keep commenting back and be even more rude.
 





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