Stupid things you've heard people say

[BabyPiglet]

This was a while back

Girl 1: I heard that if you put nair(nail polish remover) in your hair and tug it will grow longer.

Girl 2: Lets go grab some right now and go try it out at home.




No joke I was just like wow lol.

Did they go bald?

 

[keegro94]

Idk they were just random girls in the store. I think its funny.

 

[BabyPiglet]

Nair isn't nail polish remover, btw. It's a hair remover, so you don't have to shave your legs/

 

[imabrat]

i heard this junior girl in the hallway say, "what is this act test? i've never heard of it. do we have to take it? whats on it? whats it even for?"

i wanted to look at her and say, "its to get into college, so don't worry, you don't have to take it."

but i behaved.

I didn't find this out until recently. I knew what it was but I didn't know what it was for. What can I say? I don't plan on going to a Southern school.

 

[disneychick2721]

"New Jerseys a state ?"
Another by my cousin.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.

 

[Hollywoodhaha]

This was a while back

Girl 1: I heard that if you put nair(nail polish remover) in your hair and tug it will grow longer.

Girl 2: Lets go grab some right now and go try it out at home.




No joke I was just like wow lol.

Nair is hair remover. You put it on your legs it will be easier than shaving.
It smells really badly.

 

[Courtney88]

Mine are all going to be customer quotes since I basically live at work:

-Where is your electronics department? (I work in an electronics store )
-Do you work here? (Nope, I walk around in a polo with the stores name on it just for kicks)
-Do I really have to wait in line to get rung up? (Duh)
-So is this a foot pedal or something? (As they point at a computer mouse. Please leave NOW.)
-What will happen if I put a 50inch TV on a stand for a 32inch? (Um, it will break?)



I could go on. People kill me. lol

 

[catycatcat4]

Mine are all going to be customer quotes since I basically live at work:



I could go on. People kill me. lol

go on please!

 

[STOPxmickeytime]

i heard this junior girl in the hallway say, "what is this act test? i've never heard of it. do we have to take it? whats on it? whats it even for?"

i wanted to look at her and say, "its to get into college, so don't worry, you don't have to take it."

but i behaved.

I know a lot of Northern schools don't use the ACT. I haven't even decided if I'm taking it yet, the SAT's are really the only thing most North-Eastern colleges look at.
So maybe she was a new kid.

But a girl in my French class today asked what Mardi Gras was.
I was like...how'd you make it to high school?!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

ITA, Shelby. We don't have ACT here. Just SAT. It might be a southern thing?

 

[Sparx]

I didn't find this out until recently. I knew what it was but I didn't know what it was for. What can I say? I don't plan on going to a Southern school.

at my school, its a graduation requirement to have an act score on file and the test is even administered during the school day to students who have never had it before. and she's been in this school system since kindergarten. i was in her classes for like eight years. lol.

 

[metsluva57]

Today my friend asked where kidneys are in your body, and i just blurted out "your legs!!"


i didn't mean it haha

 

[BabyPiglet]

I used to have some real doozies from work.

- Me: 'Your total is 49 dollars even.' Customer: 'Okay, so 94?' (Yeah, not kidding.)

- (This woman was standing outside in the morning as we opened the doors for the first time. When she came to check out, this is what she said.) 'So what time do you guys open?'

- 'Do you guys have tennis shoes?' (I work at a shoe store. -_-)

- 'Do you work here?' (No, I'm only dressed in this stupid blue shirt & khakis like all the other workers for funsies. Oh, and the big bright name tag is just a bonus.)

- We were in the process of opening another store nearby. Usually when that happens the original store will close down. People would walk in all the time (when the store was full and lively, btw) and ask if we were closed.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Overheard in English today.

"A" was helping "C" with her Chemistry lab.

A: So how do you get rid of the 2, C?
C: Ummm....
A: Simplify, C.
C: Oooh...uhm....
A: Like you do in math.
C: ..........
A: What do they have in common?
C: 2!
A: There ya go.

I just found this funny...we learned how to simplify in 4th grade or so...

 

[PAdisney1995]

I was on a cruise ship once and I heard a lady ask a crew member
Do all the crew member go home at night?
(I thought come on, if the ship was in Mexico how could they fly there crew halfway around the World in one night)

 

[Minnie95]

Today we were learning about how immigration was high in the late 1800's early 1900's.

Our teacher asked us what countries we thought those people where moving from and this one girl yells out "HAWAII!!!"

 

[CrazyChik]

From a girl in my reg group:
Yeh she's puerto rican she comes from portugal.

 

[goofysk8]

Any one who uses the word 'literally' sounds like a retard.

"Literally" wouldn't be in the dictionary if it was retarted. Lets just keep our opinions to ourselves. No harsh feelings.

 

[Cinderelli16]

I know a lot of Northern schools don't use the ACT. I haven't even decided if I'm taking it yet, the SAT's are really the only thing most North-Eastern colleges look at.
So maybe she was a new kid.

But a girl in my French class today asked what Mardi Gras was.
I was like...how'd you make it to high school?!

We are required to take the ACT in Michigan.
Idk about anywhere else.

 

[Ms.Squeakers]

"its a beautiful day in this neeighborhood!! god...i LOVE sesame street" - some girl in my english class