Stupid things you've heard people say

Damhsa04

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I know we had a thread like this a while back.

Post things that you've said, a friend, or a stranger has said that is just plain stupid.


I've got a couple.

A girl in my english class this year thought that unicorns were real...
She said "I thought they were just really rare or something"
That girl has since dropped out of high school.

At work a couple weeks ago we had Elvis movies playing on the drive-in scene above the door and a girl I work with asked me and my boss,
"Is Elvis the guy from Grease?"
I just walked away.

Then the same girl started arguing that Fiji is part of the continent of Australia. She made the statement,
"Fiji is the Alaska of Australia."
I kid you not. She somehow tried to say that the state of Alaska is the equivalent to the country of Fiji on how Alaska is part of the United States even though it's not connected. So Fiji must be part of Australia even though it's not connected.

Post some stupid things you've heard.
 
From a friend "6:66 is, like, the evil time of day" :lmao:
 
In sixth grade we were playing this geography on continents. You were asked
a question and had to say a continent as the answer. Well my best friend (whom is actually pretty smart) said "Hawaii." I still make fun of him to this day. xD

Yesterday I was talking about a party my friend is having on March 31, and this one girl goes "Is it going to be a costume party?" Then I was like "No...?" and the girl went "Oh. I thought that is was going to be. Ya know, cause you usually wear a costume on Halloween." Poor girl. O_O
 
Last week my friend asked me what a producer was. Like as far as like a food chain goes.
Mann.

There's just one thing that drives me insane. At work, we have our 'Please use next cashier sign up' either when I'm standing behind the cash (like when I'm cleaning) or if I'm not there they go 'Which cash is open?'
Read the sign dumbwits. Sometimes they line up at the second cash when the sign is on the scale! READ. And then use the common sense of because there's a sign there, I can't weigh your stuff.
And then sometimes I have stuff all over the third cash. Like boxes of spaghetti piled high, bagged up spaghetti, and random stuff all over the scale. And people actually come up expecting to be served there. There is not even a single inch of space to put anything on.. how could I serve them there?
Customers drive me nuts.
 
This girl last year said that there was 48 states.I said no, theres 50. and shes like "Are you stupid or something? Theres 48! ughh"

xD :lmao:
 
Okay, well my friend & I were at a beach. Kay...so we seen this cool looking rock. Aha & we sit there and stare at it. And then she's like, "Holy Crap !, Shelby, the rock just moved. Did you see it !?! I did !" Lmfao, and she was not on anything. Ahh it was halarious.
 
My Freshman year, this girl in one of my classes asked if the Milky Way was made out of milk. She was freaking annoying.

I say stupid things all of the time. Like one time this year, I was telling my friend a story about my math class, and I said, "And the battelators fell out!" But what I really meant to say was, "And the batteries fell out of the calculator." lmfao

I'll have to edit my post later, when I think of more things. lol

EDIT: I was talking to this girl Olivia in my Health Occ. class and she said, "Deaf people read brittle"
I was like, "Okay 1. It's brail and 2. It's blind people" lmfao
 
This kid in my math class once said that 3+1 was 2.
 
Any one who uses the word 'literally' sounds like a retard.
 
I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on here, but it's the only thing I could think of...I overheard it in the hallway...I don't know who said it, and I don't want to know who said it.

"....and she finally let me touch the nipple."

I could have made it more dirty than it really is. I just overheard.
And a girl in my friend's biology class thought that Canada was a state.

Andd talking about politics in the bandroom, we were talking to this one kid, let's call him Bob. And we asked Bob what he thinks of the election and who he wants to win (this was a while ago) and he says "Politics don't affect me. I don't have cable".
*head-desk*
 
once a girl in my health class asked if someone could get a brain transplant...that was interesting

ooooo then there was this conversation i heard in hisotry the other day. I'll used initials for the people (none of them are me)

B: What day is it?
T: The 16th.
B:...The 16th?
T: Yeah
B: so...wait, yesterday was the...15th?
T: Yeah...
B:And then...tomorrow is the, 17th? Maybe...I think.


omg i wanted to die like u kind of had to be there but it was riddiculous
 
In english i was talking to this guy (who btw is OBSESSED with thee bible--nothing wrong with that except he relates EVERYTHING to it. oh yeah and he likes me) and way we have assigned seats in that class and i sat down and turned toward him and the convo went like this-
(Him= Z, Me=K)

K- Did we have any homework due today?
Z-not but we got a test today
K-Uhh. Holy crap! k thanks
(pull out book to cram for test)
Z- (starts laughing at me!)
K-Something funnny?
Z- i have read the bible before and there is no mention of any crap being holy.
K- OMG!!! (i was reallyyy annoyed!)

i mean really it was an expression i didnt really mean crap was holy.
 
How many states are actually in America? my friend told me its 52

anyway,
"I'd die to have that"
I don't get it if you'd die to own it then own it you'd be dead and no longer need it!

"what's that?"
when its really obvious what it is haha
 
One from myself...

'Success leads to failure'
I was trying to retell an assembly we had sixth..
Except I got the words mixed up.
 





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