Stupid things you said or done.

[Starstruckdancer]

I really don't know. I just started thinking of the stupid stuff I said and done lately (trust me theres alot).

1. On Friday (day after thanksgiving) I was hungry and wanted dinner but I was sick of turkey. And I made a big production of not wanting anymore turkey. So asked my dad to take me to subway to get a hoggie. So I got there and this is what I ordered : a turkey hoggie with mayo and that was it. So I got back to my car and thats when my dad pointed out that I had a turkey hoggie.

2. I was at the movie happy feet and they were in Antartica. So I asked my friend if people lived in Antartica. She said that "people study there, why else would they have known about penguins". And I stupidly responded "You get penguins from the zoo"

3. I'm not going to put one of my other ramblings because it could offend some people. But trust me I got some strange looks.

and last but not least....
4. I made up a song about my dog it goes like this : Phin my Phin my phinnest mider, Phin my Phin my phinnest mider, Phin my phin my phinest mider, In the whole wide world.
My dogs name is princess.

 

[AllyGirlie]

Way too many to list..

 

[StitchfansJr]

I know one! I just did it today. I didn't do it on purpose, before a whole mob of people start flaming me. I said "What is so great about the Nintendo Wii? To me it looks so stupid!" Again, didn't do it on purpose. Yeah, my friends were mad at me, but they'll get over it. Hopefully.

 

[Babyjustrun]

Skateboarding in flip flops. BAD idea. I skinned my toes when I tried to turn, and I bent too far forward.

Today actually, I didn't do it, but a guy in my science group was like : 'IT SUNK!' and then ten seconds later he realized the candle hadn't sunk, there was no water in it.

 

[StitchfansJr]

That made me remember something: If your next door neighbor has a fence by the rail road tyings, don't bicycle over there. It was my next door neighbor's birthday. I was bicycling, and there was a bump in the driveway. I hit the second bump. I fell in between the fence and the rail road tyings. The bicycle went right on top of me, so I was unable to move. I keep on screaming "Help!" My mom or dad came over, and made sure I was ok. I was fine. Then my cat Bambi came over she kept on licking me making sure I wasn't hurt. After she saw I wasn't hurt, she stopped licking me and walked away. I'm not going to bicycle by that bump anymore.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Way too many to list..

Amen.

 

[LizzySwan1022]

One of my favorite quotes by me
"Did you ever notice how it gets dark out when the power goes out?"

 

[polysisterchick]

... oh em gee.
so many.

for instance today:

my friends and i were at lunch and we were talking about the expression on our choir directors face when she said to sing prettily. her look was supposedly one of "oh, so serene, so beautiful sounding, blah, blah, blah, etc" now my friend Jill was saying, "yea, we probably sounded like nails on a chalkboard." and she makes the motion. and I, out of nowhere ,immediately said," oh no, that's just gas"

 

[TheGirlin14G]

We only have my one music class 2 days out of a 6 day cycle.. and for a while we kept having it on a Monday or Friday.. so I bondly stated "We always have this class on a Monday or Friday - except when it's on a Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday!"

Driving with my friend:
Friend: "Are there any cars coming"
Me: "No.. YES! Well, I don't think it's a car"
Friend: "What?"
Me: "Well it might be a limo.. either that or Godzilla. Wait... it's not a limo"
Friend: "So what is it?!?!"
Me: "It's a car!"

Playing Scrabble:
Me: "I'll start! I have the cutest word!"
Mom: "What is it?"
Me: *lays out letters M-O-U-S-E* "Moose!!"
Mom: "That's MOUSE you moron! *shakes head* Mickey Mouse hates you."

Friend: You're gonna go deaf!
Me: What?

My friends and I keep a running quote book of our stupid quotes and I have just as many that they say

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Today it took me an entire math period to figure out what my friend drew.

I fall up stairs / escalators.

I used to spell my name wrong all the time in fourth grade.

I told my mom that I hate Orlando Bloom. Meanwhile, I'm keeping my obsession over him away from her. Wonder how long that'll last.

I played chess after eating way too much turkey. That gave me a major headache.

And there's more. I just can't think.​

 

[Sparx]

I was washing dishes, and I had just unloaded the dishwasher and I was reloading it. I saw that we were out of the dishwashing liquid. So I thought about it for a second and poured regular dish liquid (the kind you use to hand wash dishes) into it. Fifteen minutes later I'm fighting the bubble monster that has claimed my kitchen. It took me hours to clean up all the bubbles.

I am not domestic in any sense of the word. I've also knocked a hole in the celing making pancakes and blew up a microwave. I killed a vaccuum cleaner once.

I just need a maid

 

[Loves Disney]

I stuck a wooden spoon deep into the blender while it was turned on and while the top was off. We had an apple, banana, and woodchip smoothie decor!

I made a homemade wire equipt with the plug in and everything...you know, that two prong thing for the outlit? Well I put a bulb at one end and pluged the other end in. Can you guess what came next? lol.

As for what I have said?

When I was in 5th grade, our teacher met our student gym teacher and you could say they hit if off pretty well when she came to take our class back. They got engaged, really...and I was talking to my friend in line saying, "can you believe <teacher name> is getting married to our gym teacher?" and just as I finished saying that loud and clear, I noticed my teacher was walking right along side me with a bright red face. I felt horrible!!!!!! (happened many times thereafter) lol.

 

[VolleyballQt07]

oh my gosh! i swear im blonde sometimes! yet, i have dark brown hair! lets see, what have i done stupid?

o yeah!
we have minature baseball bats that you can pick up with one hand and swing it in circles. well, i was doing that...swinging it in circles. and i lost my grip and dropped it on my toe and started cussing! in front of my mom! she started laughing! it wasnt funny! it hurt!

then, with the same bat, i was again swinging it and again lost my grip and it went flying into the tv.

and then today in math, i was doing some algerbra and i was working with equations and signs and stuff and got everyone of my answers right except i got every single sign wrong! you know the greater than less than signs? well, i mixed all 30 questions up! i had the wrong sign! im not meant to learn! maybe, i can skip highschool!

 

[Vannah]

I don't remember one that I've said, but here's one that my friend said.

It was in English last year. We were taking a mythology test and we were on King Neptune. For the question, my teacher said, "King of the sea. Not chicken of the sea, king.", and we all laugh. A few seconds later, my friend goes, "Oh. That's tuna."

 

[Babyjustrun]

ah.
i can name some more.

Not me but another kid:
We were in tech class, and we were making rides. My group was making a swinging ship (which is literally brutal and I may fail tech, even if it's an easy class) and he had to sand the edge of the wood so that it would align perfectly with another one. He sanded the wrong side! So we had to sand something down and now, we have this major pointy part on our ride.

I tried swimming in like 2 inch deep water. I had major bruises on my stomach when I was done.

I gave my friend a peanut once and she tried to eat the shell and all.

On Monday I said, after doing four volleyball things (2 gym classes, 1 game, 1 practice): 'Today I did enough exercise to kill a lamb'

At volleyball practice, I was playing really bad, and I was getting frustrated. My friend to think happy thoughts. 'BUNNY RABBITS!' I yelled and we got into a long winded discussion over bumping and volleying and serving rabbits.

I got upset once and had a fit because two drawers in the tech lab weren't equal.

I often have dumb discussions with my friends, and my tech teacher tells me we should have our own tv show, or make a Seinfeld episode in our honor.

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

Heres a stupid quote of my friend:

Me: Did you read my note?
Her: Oh yeah!
Me: Did you read the last part... what do you thinkg about it?
Her: What did it say?

 

[MissKit]

i must agree and say that there are to many to list but when i was talking to one of my friends she said that i was such a blonde and then i relpied with no i'm ont when i meant to say not and she wont let it! but i do have tons of blonde moments! and my friends love it

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

i have alot of blonde moments

my friend lexie: (talking about hurrican rita to me) wow is ashton kutcher here cause i think texas just got punk'd

my friend brittney: i wanna be a brain surgeon when i grow up
me:why
brittney: because they make lots of money
me: brit you'd probably kill someone
brittney: oh i wont be doing the operating the nurses will i'll just sit and wat

 

[BeachBabi0]

you dont even want to know...

 

[Vannah]

I also have a tendancy to mispronounce things. Once I pronounced Cabot (like Meg Cabot) as Ka-bot, pronounce Arkansas as Ar-Kansas (like are in front of Kansas), and Eragon as e-ragon (like ee ragon).