Stuck in a Porta Pottie.

[imabrat]

In my local newspaper -


LEBANON (AP) — Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Authorities say 31-year-old ******* ******, of Lebanon, used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say ***** had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner ***** ****** told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police charged ****** with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn't suffer any serious injuries

 

[lpe_bratz]

 

[Disneylover 2]

How embarrasing!!!!!

 

[CastawayJ]

thats not funny, thats sad

 

[BandGeek911]

How do you manage to get stuck in a porta potty?!

 

[KidGoofy]

I think I know a girl who has family in Lebanon...and yes that is very hilarious

 

[BAMBIFOREVER]

i live really close to lebanon but that is funny

 

[DisGirlAllie]

 

[StitchfansJr]

 

[diva122094]

That is hilarious.

 

[Boomer1]

oh god

 

[chisnpeke]

That's why I would always go outside before I would go in a porta potty.

 

[HDD]

aww lol poor guy.

 

[Tinker_Bell_Crazy101]

So funny!

 

[SBubba18]

That poor pooper.

*I don't mean it in that kind of way! I call my dog pooper all the time. It's like a weird pet name!*

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

 

[PowerMonkey]

"so, what are you in for?"

"i robbed and killed a man.... you?"

"I got nakey in a porta potty"

"...straight up G yo..."

 

[lpe_bratz]

hahh. jake, i can see that guy being you.

 

[llama62]

Wow

Uh, Lebanon? I passed a town called Lebanon when my school band went to Dorney Park yesterday.

 

[crazytp93]