NO I did not forget. In fact I'd started earlier today, but then my mom made me go for ice cream. She's pushy like that.
Chapter the First...
I was seriously excited to be up at 8 on a saturday morning. That can only mean one thing... I would soon be in the mutherland!!!!
FAST FORWARD
I was now at the airport waiting to board that magical plane that would take me to my happy place. I met up with the director in charge of my flight. I was on the choir flight because I didn't need a return ticket. I should probably tell you now that this TR is for 2 trips. The first is with my band, I'm sorry "music department", the second is with my family.
It always amazes me how some people just can't follow directions. When we were handed our shiny yellow ME stickers to put on our luggage about threee of the people on line stopped to read the bit about "tearing of this part only". One of the best things about people who cannot follow directions is that after they are done not following directions the always seem to think that they can fix things if someonhe else tells them how to do it....
Random Parent: Excuse me, have you done this before?
Me: Yes, do you need help?
RP: Yeah, I can't figure this out.
Me: You just tear off the back where it tells you to.
RP: Here?
Me:Yup.
*RP proceeds to tear off entire back of tag*
RP: Did I do that right.
Me: Um not quite, do you want me to just put it on with the spare?
RP: No, I think I got it. *proceeds to do the exact same thing they did before*
Me:
After checking in luggage we must proceed through security. This is where things get tricky. I now must explain to my friend's father that he can not follow his daughter anymore. After a few reassurances that I will take care of his daughter he waits to go watch us from the entrance to security. Now I will need to deal with my friend, who has never flown before.
Chrissy: What if the metal detector beeps?
Me: Then you just do what the people tell you to do.
Chrissy: What if it beeps again?
Me: Then you get sent to the glass box of shame.
Chrissy: WHAT!?!?!?
YOU ARE SO EVIL...I LIKE IT!!!!!
Me: It doesn't matter. It won't happen.
Chrissy: Well, what if we get seperated,
Me:Then I'll meet you on the other side.
Chrissy: What if I can't find the plane?
Me: The gate number is writtten in huge letters on the envelope with your ticket in it! Besides, you know I won't let you out of my sight.
Chrissy: What if...
Me: I'm sorry, we really shouldn't talk right now, we're going through security.
More to come....