I was cutting them up with a couple friends once (we were cooking for thsi dinner) and I was cutting them into fourths, I would eat one fourth of each strawberry, then another guy would walk by and get another forth of it. The lady that was working with us walked in and looked at the tiny strawberry pile and she said 'wow, maybe I should've bought more. I could've sworn we had twice that many"
My face turned beat red and the guy started laughing.