Storm Attire- by category

[lightningcoach]

I was laughing with a friend about thinking I had to go to bed with my clothes on if the storm by chance ripped my roof off. I didn't want to be mooning the neighbors. We came up with a category storm attire:

Tropical Storm- underwear and clothes optional
Category 1- underwear optional , large shirt required
Category 2- underwear and shirt required- shorts required unless you are a model.
Category 3- underwear shirt, pants and shoes
Category 4- underwear, shirts, pants, miner's hat, boots
Category 5- five layers of clothes (in case one rips off), camping equipment and multiple ropes to tie yourself to the ground.

If you are in a mobile home however, please wear clothing at all time! Your neighbors will appreciate it!

 

[powellrj]

LOL when we get tornado warnings I make everyone put shoes on. I figure if we get hit you will need your shoes right???? Thats now a running joke, first thing everyone yells when a tornado warning is issued is " Mom says get your shoes on" then I grab my box of important papers, but thats another thread!!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

I needed that

 

[dizny4us]

 

[monarchsfan16]

LOL