Yeesh, were still on Day 2? This is becoming a novel!
When we last left our heros, they were now back on track to Pirates of the Caribbean.
This is a ride? Katie asked, in honor of every stupid Disney visitor who came before us.
Nah, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom are in that building in person to reenact the movie for us.
We both stopped for a minute to gaze dreamy-eyed at the building, thinking just how beautiful that would be. Sorry for the thirty-seven stroller-pedestrian collisions Im sure were caused by two people stopping suddenly in the middle of an Adventureland walkway. Depp and Bloom just have that kind of power.
Anyway, while zooming through the line to Pirates (because it was empty, not because were notorious line cutters), we came upon this little table and chairs. It was just sitting there in the line, with no apparent purpose that we could figure out. Maybe for when the line was hours long, people could have pizza delivered to their spot in line, and sit here to eat? Or so that random games of Texas Hold Em poker could be played in line? Or for very public baby diaper changings? Whatever it was for, we had to have a picture of it:
Pirates was the first ride of the trip to remind us that no bad dancing is allowed.
I had actually had the foresight to e-mail Katie the lyrics to the song before the trip, so that we could study up and be fully prepared to sing along. Im sure that the other people in the boat appreciated the effort we put into it.
At the end of the ride is, of course, a gift shop. In that gift shop, we did exactly what you are supposed to do in gift shops- play with the toys!
Our next stop was the Haunted Mansion to pick up some hitchhiking ghosts, and mourn the loss of the bat they replaced in the queue area.
I actually stopped to feel of the wall near the exit hallway- the rocks there are in fact fake! (See the stupid overheard stuff at WDW thread for an amusing story of a man who whacked his head into the wall after discovering this.)
As we were walking through the hallway that leads out, I think I scared a few people by yelling Lizard! and stopping suddenly. Hey, at least I didnt yell anything about flaming elephants, okay? There was a little lizard crawling on the outside of the window, so that all that was visible from here was his little lizard shadow. He looked like a little lizard ghost! Unfortunately, I didnt take a picture, so youll just have to trust me on the whole lizard ghost thing. (I saw about eight million lizards on this trip, and yes, I stopped and yelled LIZARD! with various amounts of pointing every time. You would think Id never seen a reptile before.)
We wandered through Fantasyland and somehow ended up on Its A Small World.
Now with fresh glitter!
In the last room, we were both a little confused as to what country it was supposed to be (its the one with dolls from every country, where theyve all come together). When we finally figured that out, I admitted that at first I thought it was the We are from cold countries! room, because of the color scheme.
So did Katie.
We are from cold countries!
I wanted to point out the Sa Wat De Krap sign to Katie, but we couldnt find it. Instead, we found something much better!
Maassalama! This became our new favorite word. I cant break it up into separate words, or the moderators might kick me, but feel free to use it like this:
I just bought these jeans, but they dont fit anymore! Maassalama!
In nice terms, we translate it as My posterior region resembles a creature not unlike an alpaca. Maassalama!
(I should point out that Katie took the Maassalama picture- thats why you can see my camera in it. My pictures turned out all fuzzy. This is making me seriously doubt my skillz as a photographer.)
If youve ever noticed the little bridge that goes over the ride at the entrance, youll know that theres a CM sitting up there that controls things (or maybe just sits up there?). Either way, ours was the spitting image of Britney Spears (except Im pretty sure she was wearing shoes). I tried to take a sly picture of her as I got out of the boat, but this is how that turned out:
I guess youll just have to trust me on the whole Britney thing, too.
We stopped in Tinkerbells Treasures, where I tried to show Katie the Tink in the dresser. Guess what? It was just dark in there. I tried to take a photo, but
. Well, you can probably guess by now:
You people who have posted the pictures of Tink in the keyholeHow did you DO that? I am in awe of you. Know that.
How great is it that this CM gets to work with Peter Pan?
It was now after 3:30, which meant two things: 1) we were getting cranky and needed a nap, and 2) It was now late enough to go check in at OKW!
We hopped on the bus from MK to OKW, and little did we know we were in for a long ride! We had no idea which bus stop we needed, and the trip around the resort seemed to take forever! At each stop we would crane our necks around looking for something that resembled a place where we would check in. When we finally found the stop we needed, the line to check in was huge! It took about an hour total between when we pulled into the resort and when I finally had my keys.
Voila, the long check-in line. Given that I work front desk (and am in fact typing this up at work because we have, I kid you not, four rooms rented tonight), that line freaked me out. Those poor front desk people! I kept saying, now feeling really guilty for forgetting to buy candy for them.
After getting checked in, we checked to see if Goods had cheesecake (they didnt. I was seriously craving cheesecake today!) and then went to the bus stop to wait for a bus that would take us to the other side of the resort (My reservation had listed a bunch of different building numbers within walking distance of the hospitality house. The girl at check-in squinted for a while and then asked if being on 3rd floor was important. Nope! Ill take whatever floor as long as I can be near here, since I have no car. She squinted at the computer some more, did some scrolling, and then asked if a smoking room would be okay. Nope, Katie and I both have asthma, so a smoking room was out. She didnt ask any more questions, so I assumed that she found something close, but I when she showed me the building location on the map, it was almost as far away as you could get!)
As we walked out to the bus stop, I spotted my bags sitting in a pile near Bell Services, under a sign that said C. Um, shouldnt those be filed under my *last* name, not my first? And hey, isnt it kind of weird that they have all of these bags just sitting out? They didnt really appear to be watched at all (although knowing Disney they had eighty secret cast members guarding them silently). I waved to my bags, just in case I never saw them again, and then stopped by the bell services desk to ask if they could drop them off in my room.
After waiting a few minutes for the internal resort bus, I asked Katie if she wanted to just go straight to Epcot. We figured that by the time we got an internal bus, found the room, got settled in, and then got back to the bus stop, it would be at least seventy three hours later, so if we wanted to get to Epcot sometime today, we should probably just go now. The bus gods must have smiled upon this decision, because an Epcot bus appeared shortly after. However, in the short time we were waiting, we were lucky enough to bear witness to some great wisdom. A little girl was playing at the bus stop, and started trying to take her dress off. Her mom came over and said Okay, remember rule #1? We dont take our clothes off! We decided that sounded like a good rule, and adopted it as our rule #1 for the day as well.
On the bus to Epcot, we were treated to the entertainment of a little girl around the age of 5 who was singing every Disney song she knew. Very cute!
We started our Epcot night by hopping on SSE, and then heading over to Innoventions East to send some internet postcards. Somehow the part where it takes your picture came before we were ready, so the photo ended up being of Katie not in it (she jumped out of the way), and me looking over at her and laughing, totally confused by her behavior.
I wont point out what it looks like I am doing to the manatee in this photo.
The next one turned out slightly better
Our next stop was the Land, where I was still in search of cheesecake, and Katie was in search of real food. Nothing sounded good at the time, so we checked the Soarin wait (60 min) The fastpasses were already gone for the day (It was 6pm), so we put it on our to do later list.
I was glad to see that the balloons were back, even though theyd been through a bit of a makeover. (On my last trip, they had been in the midst of building Soarin, and the balloons were gone! The ceiling had looked so empty without them!)
I dont know about you, but Im not a big fan of the new look here. Before it was so peaceful, with the fountain and the prettiness! Now, it looks like this: