Still Sassy after all this time!

[coles1mom]

Tricia

 

[jbmom]

Shannon posted pics of her wearing a do rag once I think. Maybe my memory is clouded. I think she was working on her house.

 

[Dis_Yoda]

Meli, ant killer is not nearly as fun as Mickey heads. Although necessary I'm sure. I can't stand the little buggers especially in the kitchen! And what's up with them in the bathroom? Do they enjoy bathrooms, I mean the only thing to eat in there are the piddle puddles when the boys miss!

I have no idea about the bathroom. I don't have any in mine. They just seem to like the dog food and my sink. So i'm killing their outside homes while I kill their inside ones too.

It's funny how certain things will remind you of your DIS buddies. Any time my SIL and I go to the Casino I always think of you and Becca. Home Depot like yesterday's conversation of Mickey Heads was learned on the DIS. I guess it's true that DIS is where the cool kids hang out.

Aw

Good morning ladies!!

My claustrophobic toes can't handle toe socks. They squirm until they are freed from their individual prisons. At least in regular socks they are all together. I'm a freak, I know.

I can't do toe socks either.

Becca.

Lake Erie is froze too, same thing, cuts out the "lake effect". The snow we are getting is a storm and actually there is a chance it may miss me since I'm so far north however I work more SOUTH where we are supposed to get the most of it.

Yay for no lake effect snow currently.


Morning everyone!

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

Good Morning Mel

 

[luvmyboys]

Houston, we have SNOW!!! Ugh. Only about an inch, and we don't usually get more than 3 inches. Worst, both boys are sick and begging to go outside. Sorry guys!! Not happening!

Shannon~ on the Monster Jam description!! You are now officially a redneck! I'm glad your boys had so much fun-that's what it's all about anyway! Have you started packing yet?

I made a packing list... but that's as far as I've gotten! As for joining the Esteemed Society of Rednecks... Where's my introductory gift?

My name is Salley O'malley. I'm proud to say that I'm 50 years old. I'm not one of those ladies who's ashamed to say her real age. And I like to KICK! Streeeeetch....and KICK! I'm FIFTY! FIFTY YEARS OLD!

I am currently accepting applications for anyone wanting to work as my goon. I have an extremely annoying assistant that needs to be popped. Whatever that means. Thank you!

Sally! Nice to see ya you sexy beast you!

I'm so sorry to hear Schmickloria is on your last nerve. I just can't imagine what she might have done to annoy you! She seems like such a competent, socially adept woman!

I also have an extremely annoying co-worker ~ we should hook them up somehow. Wouldn't it be hilarious if they found each other annoying??

By the way to all you Facebook Sassies-Gertie found out I was on Facebook and for some weird reason she is on Facebook and she requested to be my friend.

Ack! Note to self: No Gertie references on facebook, obscure or otherwise. Got it. Next you're going to tell us she's joining the DIS!!!

Mom goes in for blood work today. I might, just might, have to find some socks

Good luck to your mom, and here, you may borrow my toe sock collection. I believe I may have washed them after their last use, but feel free to use the old sniff test!

Or... for sock haters.... Shoes with toe cubbies!!

Judi... I occasionally rock a do rag while painting, spackling, or heading out to my bi-monthly Hell's Angel's meeting.

 

[luvmyboys]

I have no idea about the bathroom. I don't have any in mine. They just seem to like the dog food and my sink. So i'm killing their outside homes while I kill their inside ones too.



I can't do toe socks either.



Yay for no lake effect snow currently.


Morning everyone!

1. Murderess!!! I'm calling PETA. They're going to send Pam Anderson over to berate you.

2. Why not? Don't like the soothing feel of 10 toe wedgies?

3. No kidding! "Great Lakes." Ha! What's so great about tunneling out of your house every winter?

4. Morning!!

 

[mishasmom]

Good morning! We actually were supposed to get down into the 30's last night. Brrrr. We're only supposed to be 61 today. You should here Gertie complain - she thinks anything below 90 is cold!

Bex~Gertie hasn't posted a pic of herself on Facebook yet. And no, I don't think we've really talked about her on there. She's invading my personal space!! I pray she never finds out about the DIS-I couldn't handle it if she was on here!!

I could sure use some caffeine this morning-what a shame I can't have any!!

I have tons of stuff that make me think of all of you-moccasins & Michigan=Judi; Louisiana & shopping=Tricia; Clorox, Michigan, Chicago, weird men on the El=Becca; Injection Fairies, wet paper towels & The Melting Pot=Bonnie; the Wahoos, collies & of course The Flintstones=Wilma; razors & weddings at WDW=Meli; snow, Buckeyes & working overtime=Kimmy; ponytails, Monster Jam & David Beckham=Shannon

Who did I forget??

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

I'm defined by Buckeyes, snow, and work.... sounds extremely accurate

Hi Angie and Shannon.

Shannon, I love that pic!

 

[jbmom]

I'm defined by Buckeyes, snow, and work.... sounds extremely accurate

Hi Angie and Shannon.

Shannon, I love that pic!

At least your not defined by weird itchy man on the el!

 

[luvmyboys]

Yup... Definitely a ponytail, & David Beckham girl! Monster Jam... I think that was a one time deal! Especially after reading CNN last night. 2 deaths in one week at monster truck shows!

Anyone read the PMS Hauler thread?
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2072315

 

[mishasmom]

At least your not defined by weird itchy man on the el!

 

[coles1mom]

WTH would you wear those? and why are they in your bucket
Judi... I occasionally rock a do rag while painting, spackling, or heading out to my bi-monthly Hell's Angel's meeting.

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

Judi; they are toe moccasins. They are all the rage

 

[jbmom]

Once again I am unhip because there is no way those toe moccasins would be worn by me! I'll buy a pair for Judi though!

 

[coles1mom]

They have rubber bottoms!! Why would my toes need condoms


Size 9 Becca

 

[luvmyboys]

They have rubber bottoms!! Why would my toes need condoms

Because you never know who has done what on the floors upon which we walk! Also, these shoes are 99.9% effective in preventing pregnancy.


You know... because they're so darn ugly no man would ever TOUCH a woman wearing them!!

 

[KimmyDisneyNerd]

You know... because they're so darn ugly no man would ever TOUCH a woman wearing them!!

OMG this made me fall-out-my-chair-laugh (in the middle of the meeting I'm in)

 

[coles1mom]

Because you never know who has done what on the floors upon which we walk! Also, these shoes are 99.9% effective in preventing pregnancy.


You know... because they're so darn ugly no man would ever TOUCH a woman wearing them!!

The site even says they are measured in inches.

$75 for lifetime B/C

 

[jbmom]

The only advantage I see is the anti toe stubbing protection on the tips of the toes. I wonder if I can fashion something to stick on my bare toes to do the same thing because being clumsy I'm always stubbing my toes.

I agree with Shannon no man would touch a woman wearing those! But why is the website called personal lifestyles? Isn't that a condom company?

 

[coles1mom]

The only advantage I see is the anti toe stubbing protection on the tips of the toes. I wonder if I can fashion something to stick on my bare toes to do the same thing because being clumsy I'm always stubbing my toes.

I agree with Shannon no man would touch a woman wearing those! But why is the website called personal lifestyles? Isn't that a condom company?

Primal not personal