Still Feeding Nebo: The may trip final chapter pg 122, Dec. 31

[jcc0621]

Go ahead, find the butter. I dare you!
Back at the table, our waitress came by, who had the incredibly difficult task of bringing us our cokes, and, um, well, I guess, finding us again.

And I asked her for butter. It seemed like the logical , and easy way out , thing to do, right?

Au Contraire!
Whichever African country she originated in, evidently they don't have a word for butter. And the more I tried to explain it, the worse she got confused.
And then I did what I always do when I have a language problem with somebody.
I make this feeble attempt to talk in Spanish.
Which, I can't speak either.

"Senora? Uno buttero, por favor?"
yep, that'll work.

I was afraid it was about to get to the point where I am in the aisle on my hands and knees, with Diane standing behind me making the milking motion, and then grabbing the broom from the guy nearbye who was sweeping, and making the "churning" motion, but I got the message across by picking up my bread, and pretending to spread something on it with my knife.

'OH! You want Budder!"

"Si".

Diet Coke on laptop = Not good, but this made me almost pee a little

 

[luvhockey]

Laughed out loud at the cow picture. My first thought was should who is milking who be switched around? Ok on second thought maybe not. You are so baaaaaaaddddd Mr Nebo. Maybe the person wouldn't have even known about churning but it would've made for interesting entertainment.
Thanks for another wonderful installment.
Angela

 

[myrsfmly]

See... now, if I'd read this before I made my ADR's

I would be eating at Boma's


oh well another missed opportunity

 

[Sleeping*Beauty]

Your trip Report is hilarious!! I am sitting here almost in tears I have been laughing so much. Can't wait to hear the rest.

 

[lovebuzzandwoody]

That's it... you've done it... you are the funniest man I ever "met"! Between you and Tigerbell, this morning I have had some really big TV laughs! Some came with tears!!! But not that kind... this kind... !!! Thanks Nebo, ya made my day!

 

[Philadisney]

That was one of the most amusing Boma reports I have ever read. I cannot even pick out a specific part to quote, cause it was all funny Duck walks & Afritude, woo-hoo! Also, i'm dying to know what your typo was!

 

[winkers]

I was afraid it was about to get to the point where I am in the aisle on my hands and knees, with Diane standing behind me making the milking motion, and then grabbing the broom from the guy nearbye who was sweeping, and making the "churning" motion, but I got the message across by picking up my bread, and pretending to spread something on it with my knife.

'OH! You want Budder!"

"Si".

:

I almost wet myself when I read that!!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Nebo, that was hilarious

I'll have to make it out there sometime...

 

[whogirl'smom]

The Boma review was too !! I cancelled our Boma ADR for our upcoming trip after seeing all the pictures of the buffet--I could just see DH asking for Texas Pete to disguise it all. We are going to Chefs de France that night instead ! I do want to try a Zebra Dome and actually entertained the thought of driving to AKL just to get one at their counter service place. Crazy, huh?

 

[celerystalker]

Haley - I can't reread it yet. Too emotional.

Nebo and Smidge - reading it now is worth nebo getting knocked out a few times! Geez! Who wouldn't hurt for their Potter fascination?

And I'm sick of people asking me questions.

I'm not answering nothing! read it!

Although I did tell someone a few years ago who dies in 6. Only cuz I knew that person was blonde and would forget by the time the movie came out.

Wait.
Is this a harry potter thread?
Have you posted an update?
Oh. You did.
Guess I should go read it, huh?

Wait.
Nebo.
Have you read my pre trippie? I know smidgy did. But did you? I refuse to read anymore until you read mine. Ha!

 

[HaleyB]

So I shouldn't tell you about the part when Darth Vader tells Harry he is his father????

Nebo we love Boma. I'd eat there twice if we could fit it in. And it wasn't so far out of the way, and all. Yum. Based on your feelings about weird meats I think you would really like Artists Point. Or do I? (Hi La La!)

 

[smidgy]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

 

[SoonerGirl]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

OMG!!!! That has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen! Great costumes!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

wait, is this another "Nebo with hair pic????????????"

 

[lexmelinda]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

So it seems that whole act-like-a-cow thing at Boma was not new to him.

 

[myrsfmly]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

 

[winkers]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

I'm gonna have to start wearing a depends before reading this t.r. . Diane thanks for the laugh!!

 

[tiggerwannabe]

I am still 3 pages back...

catching up as I type...if they haven't already, I will come back with more for you from Delswife, no she wasn't banned, she left before they could She has her own website now with the help of Zurg~Delswife IMHO, is the First Queen of Trip Reports and an absolute MUST READ~

No, I am not coming down in september as I had hoped. I have vacations planned already-my friend and Disney enabler Rose tried to throw in a september visit and hubby and I had to agree we could not do it.

We (DH, DS, DD, two DDogs and I) leave for NC the end of august for two weeks and hubby (John) and me are taking 21yo DS to orlando in december for a week. September just wasn't feasible

...off to read more...

 

[luvhockey]

You weren't kidding about Smidgy milking you. That is soooooo a riot. Had to cross my legs really hard when I saw that. That has got to be one of the best costumes I've seen. Can't wait until Thursday.
Angela

 

[Backstage_Gal]

the extents nebo will go to to get butter:

I was so stunned by the hair, I udderly missed the , ummh, Udder the first time.............. and if you look at the lower half of Nebo, like from the bucket on, it has a perfect cow face!!!!!!!!!!!