Still Feeding Nebo: The may trip final chapter pg 122, Dec. 31

Oh my, that was quite the episode, this is better than a soap opera! :thumbsup2

For those who were wondering, I believe that a "scrote" is another portion of the male anatomy located in the vicinity of the aforementioned "RECTOM".

Maggie
 
Land Shark
Ok, I have to admit, lexy, that I had to ask Diane. Even though, you know how much I have my finger on the Pulse of society, I didn't know this reference. Yes, it was splained to me, but I still don't remember it, guess I wasn't that big a fan of SNL.

I have been enjoying your trip reports from a far, but I just have to say.... WOW! I never wanted to visit Universal, until now. That was just incredible.

Way to go for not getting anything on you!

I will now go back to enjoying your trip reports.... :happytv:

Hey, wow, a new person. Welcome!! Glad to see you. And yes, I have gotten extremely careful around blood. Wish I could say the same about spaghetti sauce, though.

:eek: what kind of a man hits a woman! What goes around really does come around!

Good job Nebo:thumbsup2

Hi mussmun, nice to see you're still in the mix. As far as the hitting part goes? I don't know. I don't like hitting , period.
I really hate violence.
That guy should have been shot!

nebo
"Naughty, naughty!"

This time they really told him off. They put an Excalamation Point at the end of the second "Naughty"
.Does anybody remember those blow up clown dolls?, that had a sand base in them so you could "bop' em" and they would spring back up?

Meet "red shirt "bop'em".
"Hey folks! We NOW have an empty table down here, right in front!"


Holy Cow I just got up off the floor from laughing...clown dolls:lmao: ...red shirt bop'em:lmao: ...& hey folks:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

great update Nebo & thanks for reading my report :woohoo:

Disneydad, why do I think that we are going to be running into each other a lot at the River Roost, in Riverside?

Loved the bop'em line. I had one of those as a kid. One of my fondest memories is playing with it and my little sister would sit on it so it couldn't bop back up. I got so mad at her I picked it up and slugged her with the sand end. Heheheheh (evil laugh).

On another note---what's a scrote? Or is this something I should know? :confused:

Glad the good humor man came out spotless.
Angela

:lmao: :lmao: I'm assuming that's the correct term for another word having to do with a donkey? I don't know why but that line just made my stomach hurt from laughing so hard. Oh, and I'm also wondering about "scrote" .

Ok, I never thought I would be writing about the word scrote, and a few posts later on, one or two of you pretty much clarified it.
But, I will expound.

I really get tired of hearing the same old swear words, and I get mad at myself if I also fall into that trap.
For a long time, when I needed a derogatory word, I used to call someone a "hemorroid."
But, after awhile, that got old, and I needed something else.
And , for some reason, a book I read when I was not even twenty, well, a line in it popped into my head. The book was written by Joseph Wambaugh, who was a retired cop. I believe all his books were based on cops, with, "THE ONION FIELD" probably his biggest book. This book was called "THE CHOIRBOYS", and there was a cop in the book named Roscoe Rules. He once called a jerk a "scrote", and the few remaining brain cells I have left, pulled it up from the archives.

Geesh, aren't you glad I shared?
It's still a great, nasty, sounding word, even though it isn't one.

You neglected to mention the beer bottles being smashed on the bar or the burnout from the biker gang that rode through it. Jeez, that sounds like bars that Ive been to around my hometown, except less teeth, trashier clothes/people, bar....well, everything but the fight. Its all entertaining till someone gets blood on them.

Yep, I agree, and the only thing I hate worse than getting someone else's blood on me, is getting my OWN blood on me.
 
]QUOTE=lexmelinda;19528765]This was my favorite line! :laughing: But it was all really funny. How do you do that with a scene like this? And how fortunate that it made such great fodder for your TR!

Melinda, if you are in the right mood when you write, funny is everywhere. Sometimes I just have to stand back and see it from a different point of view.


Alright, alright! I'll buy you a Manhattan at the River Roost. That oughta cost about $15. But ya gotta wear the white outfit!

Hey, I appreciate the offer, but you know I'll have all the fixins for the manhattan in our room, much cheaper that way, I'll be glad to make one up for you and Mr. Maker's Mark, though.


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I agree! I was certain that the manager was going to throw them out after the second smoking infraction.
I love your description of the trouble triplets....so true. I worked in a restaurant/bar for years and I know em when I see em.

Don't worry about turning people off to Universal. This could've happened ANYWHERE. But it did make for a great installment![/QUOTE]

I thought it could have happened anywhere too, until I heard a security guard say, "Yeah, Drake, (?), worse fight I've ever seen here.
I think they were just waiting for us.
 

by the way....

That Mr. Clean guy up there???



He looks just like you! hehehehehe

Going to watch fireworks...you stay here and keep posting
 
(winkers: ding ding ding!you win.)

nebo is right, I can spot trouble in a heartbeat; and in a bar (sorry ladies, but it's true), it usually starts with a girl - one of the "trouble girl" triplets. they travel the world over looking to start trouble, but somehow always end up at my bar.
sister #1: comes in with a wimpy looking boyfriend/husband. wears a shirt 2 sizes too small for her ample "what the good lord gave her". flirts shamelessly with all the guys, much to wimpy's embarrassment, then gets "offended" when one of them reacts accordingly. poor wimpy is forced to step up to defend her honor. (poor guy is dead meat)
sister#2: we call her the "perch" in the bar business. she comes in by herself, flips back her hair, orders a drink, then starts counting out change to pay for it. hapless guys buy her drinks all night, and they all go home alone. (perch, because she perches on the bar stool)
sister#3: this was the girl at pat o'briens. she's with a couple guys; the center of their attention; but that isn't enough. she wants EVERYONE'S attention. ("you had to be a big shot, last night, didn't ya?, you're friends were all knocked out" ... literally, in this case!)
anyhow, the worst thing about their dancing was they blocked the view of the mirrors. I love watching the pianists' fingers "tickling the ivories". don't let this one incident turn you off - it's a great place. the musicians are very talented, know just about any song you request, everyone sings along, usually great fun:cool1:

:rotfl2:
Maybe the trouble triplets are what this smilie is representing :dance3:

And I love some Billy Joel.
 
THE CHOIRBOYS by Joseph Wambaugh: it was in this book, during a stakeout behind a wall in the men's restroom, that we all learned the difference between helmuts and anteaters!
oh, lexie, besides manhattan fixuns, we'll also have HOT SEX in the room.(it's a drink! really. it contains vodka, ginger liquer, ginseng and chocolate, yummy!
 
oh, lexie, besides manhattan fixuns, we'll also have HOT SEX in the room.(it's a drink! really. it contains vodka, ginger liquer, ginseng and chocolate, yummy!
I remember this drink from one of the other reports...but I was afeerd to google for obvious reasons. :laughing: Sounds delicious! I'm there!
 
THE CHOIRBOYS by Joseph Wambaugh: it was in this book, during a stakeout behind a wall in the men's restroom, that we all learned the difference between helmuts and anteaters!
!

:scared1: Does this have something to do along the lines of scrote? :crowded:
 
Hey Nebo, have heard where Jaime is going on her next trip:rolleyes1

Hint, a mummy, a shark, Spiderman and Hulk call it home:eek:


Great installment, jerks are everywhere so don't worry about turning folks off to US.

I have never spent much time at Citywalk, my have to try out Pat O'Brien's next time, though I tend to US only every couple years. With HP coming in 09, it may be at least 2010 before I head back.

Looking forward to you checking into WDW.
 
Hey Nebo, have heard where Jaime is going on her next trip:rolleyes1

Hint, a mummy, a shark, Spiderman and Hulk call it home:eek:


:happytv: Couldn't take the suspense anymore, Mo???



Gramps, I'm with Mo - check out my new pre-trip (link at bottom of signature)... while some of us are still young! ;)
 
Hey Nebo, have heard where Jaime is going on her next trip:rolleyes1

Hint, a mummy, a shark, Spiderman and Hulk call it home:eek:


Great installment, jerks are everywhere so don't worry about turning folks off to US.

I have never spent much time at Citywalk, my have to try out Pat O'Brien's next time, though I tend to US only every couple years. With HP coming in 09, it may be at least 2010 before I head back.

Looking forward to you checking into WDW.
Hi, puggymom, You know, I came across the strangest thread up in pre trip reports. Someone who has the same name and avatar as our Jaime, started one. The funny part was that they not only said they're going to UNI, but doing both The Studios, and I.O.A, on the same day, then making it back in time for a Disney Adr. Yep, uh huh. Might as well throw in a KTTK tour and a Hoop de Doo. But, I'm surre it's not OUR Tiggerbell, we all know how much she Loathes that place.

Oh, The Hypocrasy!
 
If I'm not mistaken, it's thursday!popcorn::
 
Even Jay Leno and David Letterman were doing repeats today ( as in Paris is about to got to jail, and Shrek 3 coming out soon). We would all welcome a rerun of of a prior Nebo chapter, I am sure.
 
Uhoh! I wonder if he had a sparkler accident on the 4th? He is rather impaired when it comes to walking, so combined with something on fire he may have had an accident:scared1:
 
:scared1: This was on page two! That will not do!
Uh oh, she's starting that rhyming thing again.
Hey Redwitch! I don't think I've seen you since the last report, welcome back.

Even Jay Leno and David Letterman were doing repeats today ( as in Paris is about to got to jail, and Shrek 3 coming out soon). We would all welcome a rerun of of a prior Nebo chapter, I am sure.
Marita, that would have been a great idea for thursday, wish I thought of that. :rolleyes1 Actually, I didn't even have time to do that.

Uhoh! I wonder if he had a sparkler accident on the 4th? He is rather impaired when it comes to walking, so combined with something on fire he may have had an accident:scared1:
Ok, ok, I did almost have an accident, but nothing to do with sparklers , though.:rolleyes1

Melinda, no need to worry about me, I"m like a cat, I always land on my back.

Folks, I do plan on putting up the final Universal chapter later on tonight, sorry to keep you waiting, till then, :grouphug:
 
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"fishy? fffiiiissshhhhhyyyy!?!"
"hellooooo?"

'sits and pouts'
 


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