Spear's thoughts.

[Arielfn93]

lol, I thought u wrote those at first, those are good thoughts though, lol

 

[BandGeek911]

-eh, why is it always so hot in my room??
-i need more wax for my brayces. they r bugging me
- I hate using wax, I hate the feel of it and it always gets stuck in my brayces.
- I'm watching West Side Story because I am bored... blah
- I don't feel like thinking right now

 

[Arielfn93]

I'm hungrey
My legs are sore
i think Ice Princess was a good movie
i want to write a letter to Daniel
IT'S DANS BIRTHDAY!!!
I wish I could eat some ice cream right now
blah

 

[xCourxCorex]

+I am disgustingly peeley.
+I despise the sun.
+I smell like aloe vera gel.
+My dog ate my Chinese food
+I have a 2" bruise on my hip (thank you Alysia)
+I need to do laundry in order to pack for camp.
+I need to clean the mini-fridge and haul it down the stairs.
+I need to get some songs on my iPod, ASAP!
+I am incredibly bored
+My ear is sore like woooooahhh doctah!
+My pants shrunk in the dryer.
+I need to go to WalMart
+I need a friend.

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[yoyo93]

My back hurts really bad, stupid computer chair!
I'm hungery
I have to clean my room
I like the song Where is the love?......
I wonder if elyse can sleep over tonight..
I like LAUNCHcart Radio..

 

[AmoDolphin]

I am really tired, but I'm not sleepy...

I do not live in Mars

My back hurts...

 

[AmoDolphin]

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
I guess because it is a story, and Operas are stories?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
No it doesn't...
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
God only knows...
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
Wouldn't they be too worried about the person who died to continue the game?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
'Cause that's the way it is
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream? Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
I don't think root beer flavored ice cream would sell much.
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there is always a full English breakfast?
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question?
Maybe they can't ask.
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
No. Over half your body is water, so you would die instantly.
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Yes.
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before they lay down on it?
To kill anything before they lay on it.
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Just chewing...all the flavor is very caleriediatric
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?
I have never noticed that before...
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
Or do they?
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?
It's the smallest part, and the skinniest, too.
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Because it's our Nation's birthday! Also, who says our parents say not to play with fire all year round?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
Fruits
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
Don't you think people would start sueing?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
No, only protection for God's house!
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
No. Only lemons with pink food dye.
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Because.
Whats a question with no answer called?
An answerless question.
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
They stick them into the ground from the sidewalk.
When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?
One exit, one entrence
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?
Two halves
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
Captin Hook
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
No.
Do bald people get dandruff?
no
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Because of the salt
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
You wouldn't get 'em
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
Yup
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?
Uh-huh
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Contacts
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?
I don't know.
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
No. Cocoanut is a fruit
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Yes
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
Because they're fatty
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?
?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Both, and garlic, too
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
....
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Sure
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Yes.
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Yes
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
It's the law
Do stairs go up or down?
It depends
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
For titles
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Some do
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up? So you don't get confused
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?
?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Yup
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Yes
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
no
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Maybe
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?No. Bad things come to those that hurry.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
No. They're government
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Yes
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
Yes. Same thing
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Some buttons are cute
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Yes.
Are marbles made of marble?
No
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
It's frozen
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
I wouldn't know.
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
He was a jerk
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Me
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Me again
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Yes
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Surrrrrreeee
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
It depends
Can you get cornered in a round room?
yes
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
They're too small
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
You asked that already[/SIZE]


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