Take a frying pan and put in a little extra virgin olive oil along with a touch of butter. Heat the pan until it's screamin hot. Slice your Spam about 3/8 of an inch thick. Lie it in the pan until you get a nice browned crust, then flip it over and do the same to the other side. Then remove the Spam from the pan and throw away, you can't eat that darn Spam. While you're at it you may as well throw away the frying pan also, you're not gonna want to use that again.

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) and either make a sandwich or have it with eggs.
