Spago/Hes...

[Wagamama]

Hes, do you work at the Cheesecake factory in the Atrium Mall? I saw a guy there who looks exactly like you (in the pic you always post). I think it was you...

 

[SPAGo 98]

no, id on't work there. maybe it was another of my twins...

 

[Wagamama]

thats wicked strange.....i almost asked him if he was you...good thing I didn't...he'd ahve me shipped straight to mcleans!!
"um...excuse me, are you spago? spago98? you sure? you look like spago98....Hes? is that you? why are you backing away? Hes look at me!!!"

 

[browneyes]

Hes, didn't you say Wagamama was following you?

 

[EROS]

HES, maybe you should consider a restraining order ........

 

[Wagamama]

it wasn't me!!!

 

[SPAGo 98]

eek.

does anyone know a good plastic surgeon?

 

[Wagamama]

well, that was mean....

 

[SPAGo 98]

 

[Wagamama]

I'm not stalking you....i think its the other way around...

 

[SPAGo 98]

hmm! that'd be an interesting idea except:

i've never seen your picture
i dont know what college you went to
i dont know your real name
ive never seen you, or thought i saw you anywhere
etc
etc

 

[Wagamama]

oh yeah? well......(give me a few minutes to come up with a come back)...

 

[catsrule]

I stalked HOOKAIRS.

 

[Wagamama]

ok....got it...."oh yeah? well you go to harvard!!!"
( i know, its not teh best come back, but its the only one i can come up with after 2 sour apple martinis)

 

[SPAGo 98]

thats the reason for EVERYTHING isn't it!

 

[Wagamama]

you know it.....I know it...and the people of boston know it.......