Thinking yellow with chocolate frosting! Head on up since you haven't driven that far in what...a week!
I can be over for cake in about half an hour.
so much that people are looking at me strangely here at work. I mean, who laughs in a courthouse??? I think its illegal or something. Or against the code of conduct. 
Still, I did giggle a little. 
You guys are too funny!! It actually reminded me...my friend and I were pregnant together and would often go to each others appointments at our gyno's. (hahaha...not the one where they had to really do some searching...just measure the FUNDUS lol that word cracks me up for some reason). Anyway, my friends gyno had this little figurine of a frog gyno inspecting his frog patient's southern regions!! Like really? I didn't know they had gynocology knick-knacks!! I wanted to ask where she found it!! 
Happy Birthday Baylor!!
Here's some goofy pictures of Treyner with Morgan & Lily
Gotta have at least one where Lily is doing one of her famous poses.
Poor Treyner trying to watch football while she is climbing all over him.
In their pajamas this morning, saying goodbye to Treyner.
You better watch out for Ms. Lily!! She's going to be a major heartbreaker!!! 
Your babies are just precious!!! Eh, Treynor isn't half bad. 
Dawn knows I'm messin with her, she knows that I think Treynor is a cutie patootie. 
Thank you Shannon.
Happy Birthday Baylor!!!!! 
NOT THAT ONE!!! You are Dawn's kid after all, I know how the minds of this family work!! 
Happy Birthday honey.
...to get to him if I need to kick him in the rear about his grades...or girls. My luck would be he would have already moved on to next girl by the time I got there! 
(That makes him sound cheap...which I do not think he is...just motivated to have as many girls as possible fall in love with his charm...and because he doesn't have to worry about finding the next one (They usually are in line and taking numbers) he does not put up with a whole lot of drama, which usually is symaptico with the girls he picks.He is and yet he is very not arogant believe it or not. Probably inside one of the most insecure people I know about his likeability. 11th grade prom could hardly find a date with 1 1/2 months to go (story for those that remember was in PTR #1 -) anyway - he is cute but I think Baylor is more the true Casanova.HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAYLOR!!
My, isn't Treyner a good looking fellow!! Glad to hear he arrived safely.
Glad you are here!Hi, Dawn! I didn't know you had a new TR going. Wow! I've had to do some marathon reading this afternoon to get all caught up. Skipping some of the banter, of course. But what I have read - you guys have me LMAO!!! I can't remember everything I want to comment on, but I'll point out some highlights that had me
If you get fired you can start selling Jewelry! I know a great manager for you!
Anywho, the waving arm lady at McDonalds. She really chapped my butt. Now, why do people have to be so rude?
Because she lives in Iowa and close to the border. She can smell freedom and yet is faced to live where she is at. Like the Berlin Wall in America.
The Kum and Go gas station. I don't mean to have my mind in the gutter, but really? They couldn't come up with a better name???
Okay - who am I kidding? I've giggled a lot over it!
She speaks the truth!
And that is so funny about what you said about the doughnuts and chucking them at old people! Just hearing you describe that made me exercise my gut a little as I laughed out loud as quietly as I could w/out receiving a disciplinary action around here!
I am not a mean person but it sound like something entertaining. If they were crotchety not nice. And then it would have to be blueberry filled for extra dimise!
And the dog doing the pee pee dance was just too much! As well as Michelle Duggar's clown car status.
Loving it - can't wait for more...
Glad I finally found you! I was getting worried when there were no new posts on your PTR.
Thankfully it has been slow at work today because I didn't realize I would have to catch up on 18 pages already! And all I can say so far is.....Wow. You haven't even made it to Treynor or TN yet and are already discussing vajajay's (so sorry I missed out on that topic!)
Vajayjay talk does not have to include Treyner or Tennesee...although they have the hugest s3x store I have ever seen right when you cross the border. More about that in a bit!
I also read along the way that you have never been to NJ? Once you buy your new conversion van you should start planning a trip out east! I promise we are nothing like what is portrayed in the Jersey Shore show (they aren't even from the Shore!) Seaside is a fun place to visit anywhere from Sept-May. I try at all costs to avoid it during the summer, but I am stuck directly between Seaside and Point Pleasant (another summer tourist hotspot.) A drive that normally takes 10min to get to the beach will take about 40min to get to in the summer!
I need to visit the beach there!
Happy Birthday Baylor!!!
I also just found you!! I had been waiting for a link on your ptr and didn't know why I couldn't post on it! Then I finally Mel (MICKEY4EVER) tells me you have a new one and I check your siggy!! Yay!! I'm so excited but sad I missed so much! Oh well...I'm here now!!
Never too late to join!
I got all caught up but skipped all the chatting. Mostly. Couldn't help but notice some of it.
Hmm that reminds me that friend is pregnant again and I'm invited to the sex-determining ultrasound. I will bring my camera just in case I'm in the room as the frog version of Dr. ******!!
Is there a smack-self-on-head smiley?
mmmmmm Sounds like a great party. I know about the plinko girls Cory and his friends did the same thing, never knew which one was with who. Glad to hear Treyner made it safe and he is a sweetheart. Carsyn don't worry honey you got it goin on as my son says you are a hottie. He's too old for you tho but he has a good eye for the lookers.
Made mine too!
All the above is why I adore you and know if I die...my kids have plenty of disturbed pseduo Mom's ready to take over from here! They will never miss me or my SA!Happy Birthday Baylor!!!!!
Wish I could be there to wish you Happy Birthday in person. And! To give you a big Texas Birthday smooch on the cheek.
Sorry Baylor, hope I didn't embarrass you too much.
It is and their was a river there that had a funny name as well that I need to find again for the next installment. Next time you should take a pic so I can post it...maybe I can find a pic on line. That is one thing I have to do better next time...take more random pics of things that are funny...
Don;t worry about posting 20 pages later...I do it all the time!I have been missing you and missing you and here I find I am 18 pages behind!
I am sorry...I did not know what to do!
I am glad to know you haven't been sick this whole time and I was just having a blonde moment, as my friend would say.
Seriously you guys are just too kind to worry about me like that!
Too bad I am a brunette.
I am too legally.
Off to read what I have missed and I will be back - I'll try not to comment on things from 20 pages ago as I catch up!
I used to take that - maybe I should try again.Great pictures Shann!! Love the famous "Lily pose!!"
I have a track that plays in my mind when I am trying to sleep too....Advil Pm helps...or sometimes something stronger!!
Tracy
Maybe they are distant cousins...I will let her know!
We are totally visiting this summer!
Treyner said it is the worse drivinghe has ever seen. I think he may end up killing someone with road rage before it is all over!Okay, it is Adult World - I do not have a picture but if you google search you can find a few. The huge cross right outside their parking lot was the part that made me crack up the first time I drove by there. Some guy bought land next to it and had that put up. That place has apparently been trouble since it opened.
That is totally it! Thank you for letting me know it!
The only weird named water thing I can think of around there is Stinking Creek but I could be forgetting one, we do have lots of strange named things around here.
It again! Will write that this next installment!
Oh and whoever asked earlier, we do not get much snow at all. That is why it is a problem when we get it, especially when we've had 8 days straight of below freezing temps. Let's put it this way, the City of Knoxville only has 21 trucks to take care of salting/plowing the streets. Needless to say, it is interstates and highways first, then other main roads. Neighborhoods and backroads don't get any treatment for the most part. Now, not a huge deal if it were flat but it is very hilly and curvy as we are at the base of the Smoky Mountains. This makes for a bad combination. People aren't used to it and panic and road conditions are bad and it makes for cars in ditches, pileups and we had a ton of cars just abandoned in gas station parking lots and people walked home. Yeah, crazy stuff.
