Sorting Hat safety spiel?

Fantasmic303

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Can anyone share the safety spiel the Sorting Hat uses at FJ? I wanted to put it into my photobook and have video, but I can only decipher parts of it. I've listened to my own video (and videos online) a thousand times - I'm hoping someone else can help because it's driving me crazy!

Here's what I got so far...

your journey is about to start
safely you must go
so the Hogwarts sorting hat
Tells you all you'll need to know

these benches are not safe for you if you're still too small
you must be more than goblin sized, 48 inches tall

now rid yourself of objects that might poke or scratch or fall
take jewelry cell phones or loose change and stow them one and all

to keep your treasures safe and sound smart lockers are supplied
gringotts made them wizard proof for all you need to hide

and now a warning: do not ride if flying makes you queasy
if pregnant or (?) back or neck (?) it's easy

(?)
you're very near
the waiting's been long
no smoking, drinking, eating (?)


now thank you all for listening
my safety lesson's done
we hope you live to tell the tale
and most of all - have fun
 












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