Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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I'm sorry my dearest June and Bob I know we have been through a lot together, and seeing each other in our underwear in Vegas (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas my big toe) but all that does not change the fact...
Under the Geneva Convention of treatment of spoiled goods left in my fridge overnight either voluntary, or by accident. Said rules are very plain and simple.
Article 34009 sub paragraphs C and E clearly states all food which is good to eat and classified as wow freaking good, shall remain property of said owner of the device whereas said food was left. Be it a cooking device such as but limited to Microwave ovens, or convection ovens, and cold keep areas classified as refrigerators.
With all this said I claim my God given right to claim said Chocolate covered strawberries left by you, as the allotted time frame to claim such goodies has now at midnight expired and you did not return notice which as followed by the code were place in a classified ad in the mortuary section of the spanish printed newspaper in Orlando Florida called El Mariachi que!!!
In said newspaper ad I clearly stated, and I quote
El sol salio anoche e me canto. Which when translated means
My dearest June, and Bob good morning to you, I feel you accidentally left your chocolate covered strawberries in my refrigerator last night, as I am such a good friend I will make every effort to contact you today by Morse code, or Aldus lamp to make sure they get back to you safe and sound. I will do this until Midnight at which time I will eat said strawberries diet be gone to heck while singing my favorite song sucks to be you
So on behalf of my comrades and fellow revolutionaries, the hour is at hand, and the strawberries are now in the hands of their new dictator for life El Presidente Otero
Let the revolution begin amigos . EL Viva El Presidente Otero HIP HIP Ole!!! HIP HIP Ole!!!
P.S. Do not bother to return for them, as they are 100% El gone zip bye bye (buuuuurrrrrpppp)
Under the Geneva Convention of treatment of spoiled goods left in my fridge overnight either voluntary, or by accident. Said rules are very plain and simple.
Article 34009 sub paragraphs C and E clearly states all food which is good to eat and classified as wow freaking good, shall remain property of said owner of the device whereas said food was left. Be it a cooking device such as but limited to Microwave ovens, or convection ovens, and cold keep areas classified as refrigerators.
With all this said I claim my God given right to claim said Chocolate covered strawberries left by you, as the allotted time frame to claim such goodies has now at midnight expired and you did not return notice which as followed by the code were place in a classified ad in the mortuary section of the spanish printed newspaper in Orlando Florida called El Mariachi que!!!
In said newspaper ad I clearly stated, and I quote
El sol salio anoche e me canto. Which when translated means
My dearest June, and Bob good morning to you, I feel you accidentally left your chocolate covered strawberries in my refrigerator last night, as I am such a good friend I will make every effort to contact you today by Morse code, or Aldus lamp to make sure they get back to you safe and sound. I will do this until Midnight at which time I will eat said strawberries diet be gone to heck while singing my favorite song sucks to be you
So on behalf of my comrades and fellow revolutionaries, the hour is at hand, and the strawberries are now in the hands of their new dictator for life El Presidente Otero
Let the revolution begin amigos . EL Viva El Presidente Otero HIP HIP Ole!!! HIP HIP Ole!!!
P.S. Do not bother to return for them, as they are 100% El gone zip bye bye (buuuuurrrrrpppp)
