Sorry folks, park's closed.

[JessetheCowgirl]

Mom, my sandwich is all wet.

 

[Geoff_M]

I found it!!! Here's the story (by John Hughes) Vacation '58 by John Hughes

 

[monkeyboy]

I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.

 

[iNTeNSeBLue98]

Originally posted by Geoff_M
I found it!!! Here's the story (by John Hughes) Vacation '58 by John Hughes

page cannot be found

 

[Geoff_M]

iNTeNSeBLue98,

Google's got it cached: Link

If Dad hadn't shot Walt Disney in the leg, it would have been our best vacation ever. We were going to Disneyland. It was a dream come true. The rides! The thrills! The Mousketeers! I was so excited that I spent it the whole month of May feeling like I had to go to the bathroom. When school finally let out on a Tuesday, I sprinted home as fast as I could, even though we weren't leaving until Friday.

 

[noel]

Russ, look in Edna's purse.
She has 11 cents Dad.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

While I enjoy the first Vacation, my favorite will ALWAYS be Christmas Vacation

"Grandma's got a real painful bur(?) on her foot, and if you rub it, I'll give you a whole quarter!" Hahahaha!

 

[monkeyboy]

Now you listen to me Fat ***, you do what I say and there won't be any problem

We just drove 2, 460 miles, just for a little Roy Wally entertainment.

The Moose says you're closed, I say you're open.

 

[noel]

Hey you....underpants!

 

[MosMom]

"Ya know, if I wasn't in uniform, I'd split your skull with the butt of this revolver, faster than you could say "police brutality."

 

[welovedisneyx4]

"Guess what?!" "I french kiss" "Yeah so? Doesn't everyone?" "Yeah, but daddy says I'm the best!" YUK!!!


Love this movie!!!!!!!!

Thanks Monkeyboy for my morning laugh, I needed that!!

 

[Beth76]

"Clark, I think this is the wrong exit"
"Doesn't matter Ellen, as long as we get across the bridge"

 

[monkeyboy]

 

[Beth76]

My sister and I would always quote this whenever we drove to Chicago........

"Hey Dad, What river is this?"
"This is the Mighty Mississip. The old Miss. The old man. Dee--ee--eep riverrrrrrr."

 

[xABearx]

"Clark: Hey, excuse me holmes. Ha Ha uh huh, what it is bro. We're from out of town.
Holmes: No (bleep)."

 

[noel]

Bet you could go for a cool one.....

 

[monkeyboy]

Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we?

Please say we don't!

 

[noel]

Ooooh Clark, this tent smells!
Edna...this is your tent.

 

[ttichenor]

see all this blight children..........roll 'em up

 

[Wish Upon A Star]

"I don't know why they call it Hamburger Helper, it does just fine by itself"