When we flew Song we were given the most bizarre safety demonstration (ya know, the one no one pays attention to)
"...if your flight suddenly turns into a cruise, your seat cushions double as flotation devices"
"....if caught smoking, you will recive a special escort from the plane upon landing and given a $5000.00 bill. And if you wanted to pay that much for a seat you should have flown American."
I wish I could remember more but it just went on and on like a stand up routine. It was the first safety demo that I have seen get an applause from the passengers.
Just a side note... as we were watching people get off our plane that we were about to board, they were very unhappy, some saying they would never fly Song again. I mean, these people were really upset. Our flight was on time so I can't think of what made them so upset. Alls I remember thinking was great, what the heck am I in for???
It turned out to be the best flight my family has ever taken!!!