So, here is MY grocery store rant.... this one particular older lady and her husband had the worlds BEST timing!! They constantly would stop dead in the middle of an aisle...in front of me! wth?

After 2 aisles, I managed to lose them! Then, at the meat counter, this older lady was hogging up all the room in front of every kind of meat I was looking to buy...first it was beef, then the pork....however, I was quicker than her and beat her to the chicken....BUT, she rammed into me with her cart! Well, okay not 'rammed', but she definately hit the back of my ankle

I turned around and shot her a dirty look!!! I happened to be finishing up with the chicken and went on my way....milk was next stop. I knew she was right behind me, so I hogged up all the space in front of all the milk!!

She muttered to her older husband (see a pattern here with the 'ages'?) about rude people.... I just muttered back a little louder "Yeah....how they run into you with their carts and don't even apologize"... That shut her up real quick... I don't normally have problems at my store, but for some reason, all the OLD, IGNORANT, RUDE bluehairs were out today!

...thus ends my grocery store rant.....