Something About Nothing...........#8

[Coach81]

Mac.. are you a fellow educator???

TGIF everyone!!! Gone check out "The Crazies" tonight.. along with training clients. I'm actually going to offer my services to the "HOOTER" girls at the local Hooter's that is opening up in our community. I did not know that they are REQUIRED to work out in order to be a Hooter girl. Hopefully I can pick up one or two new clients.. More money for vacations

Have a great day!!!

 

[minniejack]

Awesome win, Duck!!

 

[tink1957]

The good,bought A $10 scratch off ticket and CHA-CHING~~$2500 BABY!!!!!its gonna kill next years tax return tho

So with the $$ everything gonna be fixed tomorrow.
After all the stress of this week and allitle extra $ in the bank I asked Dw do you want to go to Orlando Saturday and she said NO!!

Instead she wants to go to the Seminole HardRock casino in Tampa.I was floored.But she said we bring only $200 apiece and after that we are out of there.Sounds like A plan to me!!!!!![/I][/B]

Congrats Donald, have fun in Tampa. I hope you win lots of money, the most i ever won on a lottery ticket was $75.
coach,I know it's gonna be a great hardship training all those Hooter girls. Good luck.

Hope everyone is doing great today & have a wonderful weekend.

 

[marciemi]

Just a quick flyby to say hi to all. Lawrence - good luck at the dentist next week! We've been doing much the same here. I take Matt to get his wisdom teeth removed (all 4!) this afternoon. Kid is having a very rough time with his teeth - he's had two root canals since the year started (and is actually still not complete with one of them) and now this. We have dental insurance, but obviously the minimal "max" amount they have comes nowhere near this. Oh well, - in 4 months he'll be the Air Force's problem! Wish us luck and I'll let you all know how it goes!

 

[Cdn Friends of Pooh]

You reminded me of what happened this Wednesday. I get 3 at a time from Netflix.....and 2 of my 3 dics were cracked. Oh well.

Is it too much to ask for some more homie help? http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2406569

put in my 2 cents

 

[Coach81]

Congrats Donald, have fun in Tampa. I hope you win lots of money, the most i ever won on a lottery ticket was $75.
coach,I know it's gonna be a great hardship training all those Hooter girls. Good luck.

Hope everyone is doing great today & have a wonderful weekend.

Yeah.. it is going to be difficult.. but somebody has got to do it!

 

[ky07]

Just a quick flyby to say hi to all. Lawrence - good luck at the dentist next week! We've been doing much the same here. I take Matt to get his wisdom teeth removed (all 4!) this afternoon. Kid is having a very rough time with his teeth - he's had two root canals since the year started (and is actually still not complete with one of them) and now this. We have dental insurance, but obviously the minimal "max" amount they have comes nowhere near this. Oh well, - in 4 months he'll be the Air Force's problem! Wish us luck and I'll let you all know how it goes!

Thanks Marci and I know what he is going thru cause the first time they pulled 14 and all I have left is 16 and they will finish them next week and not to mention I have to have it done with just novacaine cause can't afford to be put asleap for it all and they give me plenty of pain meds but I just hate changing the gauze and the blood and looks like I will be gumming my food at Universal this year
But anywho good afternoon homies

 

[minniejack]

here are questions from my mother I thought you'd all enjoy.
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!



Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

AND MY FAVORITE...

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

 

[keishashadow]

most of the mysteries of the universe are listed above
thinking makes my head hurt

MH - what a score on a condo, way too cool!

Just a quick flyby to say hi to all. Lawrence - good luck at the dentist next week! We've been doing much the same here. I take Matt to get his wisdom teeth removed (all 4!) this afternoon. Kid is having a very rough time with his teeth - he's had two root canals since the year started (and is actually still not complete with one of them) and now this. We have dental insurance, but obviously the minimal "max" amount they have comes nowhere near this. Oh well, - in 4 months he'll be the Air Force's problem! Wish us luck and I'll let you all know how it goes!

the older they get, the bigger the problems get & the more they cost to fix
St L hang in there!

Donald so, when u going to Universal? have a feeling this is quite the dumb northerner question, but im going to let it fling & hope u don't laff too hard. DH has the everglades on his bucket list. We have 1/2 a day to kill before our flight home out of FLL early July. Odd thing is most of the airboat places stop running between april & october unbearably buggy/hot then or what?

mac - my fav snow is lake effect. Just luv how they feel the need to categorize snow. The 8 inches we're getting this time was termed "nor'easter's reverse effect"

 

[macraven]

Mac.. are you a fellow educator???

TGIF everyone!!! Gone check out "The Crazies" tonight.. along with training clients. I'm actually going to offer my services to the "HOOTER" girls at the local Hooter's that is opening up in our community. I did not know that they are REQUIRED to work out in order to be a Hooter girl. Hopefully I can pick up one or two new clients.. More money for vacations

Have a great day!!!

is your question that am i an edumacator or a hooters girl?


the answer is

here are questions from my mother I thought you'd all enjoy.
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

i just love the talents of the homies here!!

i had to make a pot of coffee to read thru your list.
it's okay.
i didn't burn myself when i laughed my guts out ......

tanks for sharing that list with us homies.

most of the mysteries of the universe are listed above
thinking makes my head hurt

MH - what a score on a condo, way too cool!


the older they get, the bigger the problems get & the more they cost to fix
St L hang in there!

Donald so, when u going to Universal? have a feeling this is quite the dumb northerner question, but im going to let it fling & hope u don't laff too hard. DH has the everglades on his bucket list. We have 1/2 a day to kill before our flight home out of FLL early July. Odd thing is most of the airboat places stop running between april & october unbearably buggy/hot then or what?

mac - my fav snow is lake effect. Just luv how they feel the need to categorize snow. The 8 inches we're getting this time was termed "nor'easter's reverse effect"

well, i live a mile and a half off of northern Lake Michigan.
up here we call it lake effect snow.

so what you are really telling me is if i lived in your neck of the woods, i would have to learn the new lingo and call it nor'easter's reverse effect??

nah.
too many words for me.



mr mac recently told me that he would go with me to florida if we spent time in the everglades.

i told him i only do the motherland and the darkside in october.
and if he wanted to take me south, it had to be in another month with a side trip to the darkside.


maybe my Mr Mac and Mr Keishashadow could get together and do the big E together................

 

[Cdn Friends of Pooh]

here are questions from my mother I thought you'd all enjoy.
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

My head hurts from contemplating all those burning questions

 

[circelli]

marcie those questions do make ya think....okay I am done thinking !!!

 

[RAPstar]

I agree with one of those questions. The man who put an "s" in the word "lisp" should be shot.

And thanks for the help with my planning, homies! I posted a reply, with a few more small questions. :

 

[donaldduck352]

And thanks for the help with my planning, homies! I posted a reply, with a few more small questions. :

I would try to help ya out on all that planning,but US got me spoiled.I don't plan anymore,sorry..

 

[keishashadow]

is your question that am i an edumacator or a hooters girl?

the answer is

well, i live a mile and a half off of northern Lake Michigan.
up here we call it lake effect snow.

so what you are really telling me is if i lived in your neck of the woods, i would have to learn the new lingo and call it nor'easter's reverse effect??

nah.
too many words for me.



mr mac recently told me that he would go with me to florida if we spent time in the everglades.

i told him i only do the motherland and the darkside in october.
and if he wanted to take me south, it had to be in another month with a side trip to the darkside.


maybe my Mr Mac and Mr Keishashadow could get together and do the big E together................

what a pair that would be...i have a feeling my mr would break ranks after a day & head for nearest casino

just read that that whole 'never smile at a crocodile' ditty has some merit...evidently, if you can see teeth when their mouths r shut, they're a croc...as if i'd ever get that close to check

i'd like to not get close to snow anymore either or have to hear what term they cook up to describe the next round of white stuff predicted for Tuesday here.

 

[donaldduck352]

Well my treck to the casino tomorrow is canceled(probaly for the best).The A-C guy did'nt get done today-heat is more important then loosing money!!
But I did get our room booked for my DW birthday at RPR for 2days in April and looking for A better rate for October for our annual HHN stay.
We will be there Saturday the March 27'th to see 3 Doors Down,we love there music so I hope they sound good live.I wanted to stay A night but no rooms on-site available at all.Oh well DW can drive me home!Well hopefully if I don't make her mad..

 

[RAPstar]

I would try to help ya out on all that planning,but US got me spoiled.I don't plan anymore,sorry..

Oh, gee thanks! I'm so tempted to go back to US for that reason, but I haven't been to WDW in 10 or more years and I'm having withdrawls. Whether from the lack of Disney or the lack of over planning (well, really over planning) I don't know.

Oh, and tell Mrs. Duck I say howdy!

 

[macraven]

double dee, sorry your day trip to tampa went south.

hope the april trip will be fantastic and much better than the time you went last year for her birthday.

i remember that story oh so well.




happy saturday afternoon homies...

 

[Cdn Friends of Pooh]

Happy Saturday afternoon all

 

[ky07]

Good afternoon homies