Oh yes, people are that bad. Here's a story you might like. Last Saturday a dearly loved 69-year-old neighbor passed away. His funeral was on Wednesday. Another neighbor, who used to have a floral business, decided that she'd make an arrangement and take it to the funeral home on Tuesday for the visitation. She asked if I'd transport it in my van for her because she has only a small sports car. Tuesday morning I pop over to her house and help her load it in my van. On my gosh, it was the most beautiful arrangement! She said the retail value would have been about $150. The highlights of the arrangement were several glorious green stems of orchids (very expensive she told me) that she had placed in vials of water, then arranged in the floral foam up front and center in the arrangement. We took the arrangement to the funeral home and placed it on a carpet runner in the home's back garage, where we were instructed to put it by the funeral director.
I bet you can see where this story is going

. There were so many arrangements that the usual floral receiving area was full. There were numerous other arrangements in the garage also, and while we were there three more vans pulled up delivering flowers and plants.
I didn't go to the visitation on Tuesday, but my neighbor did. She called me later that night in tears. Somebody had taken the orchids (in their water vials) out of her arrangment and rearranged the flowers a bit to fill in the empty spots. Her hand-made condolence card and business card were also moved to different places in the arrangement.
We suspect that another florist delivery person did the deed. Somebody probably lifted the orchids and took them back to their shop to resell. My neighbor tried to look at most of the other arrangements at the visitation to see if she could spot the orchids, but she didn't see them.
I think we stumbled upon a dirty little florist trade secret. Family and friends at the visitation wouldn't have known that flowers were missing from the arrangement. My neighbor has decided not to pursue it further. If it was me, I'd have called the funeral home and given them an ear full.
Such nastiness to steal funeral flowers!