here goes-
i'm not going to tell you again-get into your jammies, turn off the tv, brush your teeth, get that last drink of water, go to the bathroom and get into bed!
i don't care if you're not sleeply your body needs rest so just lay there! no, you don't need more than one cuddle buddie, your night light is enough so i don't need to leave on the hall light-get to bed!
what, you're back up? well i told you to go to the bathroom before you went in there so it's your own fault.
i did'nt hear you flush-you did'nt go? o.k. i don't want to hear you up in 10 minutes complaining about it. get into bed.
no i'm not going to bed now because-but that's not the issue. go to bed. no you can't wait out here until i'm ready to go to bed-get in there.
no i did'nt call you-go to sleep!
what are you doing up? you don't feel good?-well, sleep helps your body so go back to bed.
(honey, i'm going to go lay down with x-i'll be back in a few minutes)
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(spouse) what are you doing up -where is mom? what do you mean you can't sleep cause mommy is snoring-OH, ALRIGHT-come crawl in with me.
sweet dreams..........