Somebody say something funny.............

[PrincessJasmine08]

Princess Jas...

You don't happen to be blond do you? Hope you don't mind me asking

You know what, T&B just asked me that the other day. I don't think I am coming across well here on the DIS! But no, I'm a redhead. I had to post pics on the PMS thread to proove it.

 

[scraptoons]

So the answer is to find a husband?

The most important question the man has to get right to pass your husband test...

"Were you the class clown when you were in school?"

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

The most important question the man has to get right to pass your husband test...

"Were you the class clown when you were in school?"

Got it. I'll write that down in case I ever think I found him!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I have my moments too!! I used to be really bad until DH came along.

With my DH's quick wit, I have improved somewhat.

My DD12 came to me today while she was eating a chocolate bar with almonds. She said "I didn't think I would like this, because I don't like almonds, but it is really good. It just tastes like chocolate with nuts in it." Upon further questioning my ditzy DD thought almonds were the coconut in an Almond Joy bar.

Did I post this already? I am having a moment myself....

 

[scraptoons]

You know what, T&B just asked me that the other day. I don't think I am coming across well here on the DIS! But no, I'm a redhead. I had to post pics on the PMS thread to proove it.

My oldest dd and my ds are both red heads!!

My middle child, another dd, is blond. She is known to say "I don't get it"

You're great. I hope you don't think I'm picking on you or anything.

 

[paigevz]

My DD12 came to me today while she was eating a chocolate bar with almonds. She said "I didn't think I would like this, because I don't like almonds, but it is really good. It just tastes like chocolate with nuts in it." Upon further questioning my ditzy DD thought almonds were the coconut in an Almond Joy bar.

Did I post this already? I am having a moment myself....

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

My oldest dd and my ds are both red heads!!

My middle child, another dd, is blond. She is known to say "I don't get it"

You're great. I hope you don't think I'm picking on you or anything.

Oh, don't worry about it, I've gotten much worse with all my "I don't get it's." This happens to me often. I like to think I just need a little extra guidance.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Did I?

 

[paigevz]

Did I?

Naw, I just liked the story..................

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Naw, I just liked the story..................

Me too, it was a great one!

 

[scraptoons]

Did I?

I don't recall.

Hmmmm, sounds like I'm on the witness stand doesn't it?

But no, that's funny. It sounds familiar. Kids think they are not supposed to like something.

Then they are so shocked!!!!!! that they do!

Speaking of kids and food...

I feel another funny story coming on.

 

[hiwaygal]

Oh, don't worry about it, I've gotten much worse with all my "I don't get it's." This happens to me often. I like to think I just need a little extra guidance.

I feel like that here sometimes too...some of the folks here are so smart, and so quick it's scary!

 

[Brooknwdw]

okay I have one...one of many "blonde" moments I've had....


In my senior year of high school I was sitting around during our 10 minute break with two of my friends. They were talking about some new show I'd never heard of, and they asked if I'd seen the last show, I said No.
ONe of them said, "Have you seen the show period?" (meaning had I seen it at all)

I said (in horror) "You mean there is a show called PERIOD?"

They laughed at me for the longest time! BTW, the show was 90210..I am showing my age!!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Naw, I just liked the story..................

Ok.....she is very very sweet, and very very social.......but, whew......that child. Last weekend, she was supposed to be getting ready for her game, and I hear the hair dryer going in the bathroom. I knew I already fixed her hair, so I went to see what she was doing. Her uniform wasn't completely dry, so instead of throwing it back in the dryer for a few minutes, she was drying inch by inch with the hair dryer.....

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I feel like that here sometimes too...some of the folks here are so smart, and so quick it's scary!

And y'all are a witty bunch too!

 

[scraptoons]

okay I have one...one of many "blonde" moments I've had....


In my senior year of high school I was sitting around during our 10 minute break with two of my friends. They were talking about some new show I'd never heard of, and they asked if I'd seen the last show, I said No.
ONe of them said, "Have you seen the show period?" (meaning had I seen it at all)

I said (in horror) "You mean there is a show called PERIOD?"

They laughed at me for the longest time! BTW, the show was 90210..I am showing my age!!

HAR HAR HAR!!!!!
I do remember being so sensitive to anything relating to female vocabulary.

I remember watching tv with my dad and brothers when a maxi pad commercial came on. Suddenly I had something to do in another room!

And how dare people say PERIOD!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Ok.....she is very very sweet, and very very social.......but, whew......that child. Last weekend, she was supposed to be getting ready for her game, and I hear the hair dryer going in the bathroom. I knew I already fixed her hair, so I went to see what she was doing. Her uniform wasn't completely dry, so instead of throwing it back in the dryer for a few minutes, she was drying inch by inch with the hair dryer.....

I LOVE it!!

 

[Shugardrawers]

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I LOVE it!!

I tell her all the time....."Marry up baby, marry up."

 

[paigevz]

I feel like that here sometimes too...some of the folks here are so smart, and so quick it's scary!

Ha! We all know who's smart around here, Queenie.............who have you got to be scared of???

Steph, make sure your daughter and my son don't date..............the grandchildren would never make it..............