S. C.
The mitten state
- Joined
- Nov 17, 2002
- Messages
- 26,705
> 1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to
> wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any
> loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
> the first place!
>
> 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping",
> now I just "chunky dunk"
>
> 3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
>
> 4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is
> eating them.
>
> 5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not
> be able to tell the difference.
>
> 6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our
> life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start
> all over?
>
> 7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
> realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
>
> 8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I
> think that's what he said.
>
> 9. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all
> fall off.
>
> 10. Why is it that children can't read a Bible in
> school, but they can if in prison?
>
> 11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
> would have started with something called labor!
>
> 12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
> live forever.
> wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any
> loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
> the first place!
>
> 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping",
> now I just "chunky dunk"
>
> 3. The early bird still has to eat worms.
>
> 4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is
> eating them.
>
> 5. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not
> be able to tell the difference.
>
> 6. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our
> life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start
> all over?
>
> 7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
> realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
>
> 8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I
> think that's what he said.
>
> 9. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all
> fall off.
>
> 10. Why is it that children can't read a Bible in
> school, but they can if in prison?
>
> 11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
> would have started with something called labor!
>
> 12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
> live forever.
